Bricks Beat the Dragon, Urea Bags Beat the Gods
板砖拍巨龙，尿素袋子套诸神
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.0M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High Martial Arts
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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A Novel That Makes Your Stomach Hurt from Laughing so Hard
The heroine is so funny, so poor and fierce, I can't stop watching it
System + Funny + Sign-In + Invincibility
When you first sign in, you will be invincible. You must be funny and not brainless. You must be entertaining and do not abuse pig's feet.
Tomato's Top Ten Magic Books, You'll Be Addicted Once You Read Them
Now that you've read The Three Cancers of Tomatoes, let's read the Ten Great Magic Books
I'm Looking for a Finished Novel That Makes Me Laugh Until My Stomach Hurts and I Beat the Bed, and I Can't Stop! !
It's extremely funny and logical, the plot is not bloody, it's crisp and hilarious, the male and female protagonists are doing business online, it's over! ! !
Please Finish This Novel with Laughter and Not Be Afraid of Being Laughed to Death
Who has read a hilarious novel, especially a complete one? Recommend it. If you are not afraid of being laughed to death, it is best to laugh from beginning to end.
A High-Scoring Novel That Is Funny and Can Make You Laugh to Death in the Middle of the Night
Those Completed Hilarious Stories
It's best if the female protagonist is funny without knowing it and the male protagonist is very doting.
A Novel with Lots of Laughs, the Kind That Makes You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts in the Middle of the Night >3<
I'm looking for a novel with lots of laughs, a very humorous style, and one that can make people laugh until their stomachs hurt. Thank you~
The Complete Hilarious Version
I'm Too Funny. I Haven't Been Made Laugh by a Book in a Long Time. Please Help Me, but Don't Make Awkward Comments.
Super Funny, Right-Minded, Laughing Like a Pig in the Middle of the Night
Argue if you are not convinced
A Hilarious Book That Made Me Laugh Until My Stomach Hurt in the Middle of the Night! !
Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious. Say the important thing three times
Please Read a Book That Makes You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts and Still Gets a 9! !
Looking for Novels with a Rating of 9.8
I've seen Yinzi Ge and Jiang Jiu.
It's Super Funny from the First Chapter
A Huge Joke That Made You Laugh Out of Bed
It's as Funny as the Nanjiang Gangster Chen Pi, but Also Wicked and Enjoyable to Read.
Funny Article! the Kind That Makes You Twitch with Laughter
Don't feel aggrieved! Purely funny!
Looking for a Funny Article, the Kind That Makes You Twitch When You Laugh
Thank you everyone... I laughed my head off... Looking for... Hahahahahahahaha
Funny! Funny! I Want to Be Funny! If the Laugh Point Is High and the Laugh Point Is Low, Don't Enter!
Completed, a Book That Made Me Laugh so Hard That I Died on the Spot, Recommend It Quickly
Is There Any Book as Funny as "Dali"?
The kind that writes comics seriously, even those with high scores will do
There are too few chapters in this book. The good points are gone as soon as I read them. Is there any similar book? It would be better if it is a serial. If it is not finished, it will do, except for the slime one.
One of the few novels that is pretty good is that the rating is a bit low. I think it should be about nine points. That one point is that the protagonist has not found a girlfriend, and the other party is so proactive, so one point is deducted.
The early part of this book is quite boring, but the middle part is very interesting and very funny. I hope that the later chapters will become more exciting.
It's a very good book. It's almost the same as Dali and Slime. I can't stop it. Come on, author... Update [laughing and crying]
This novel is really good, very similar to God of Destruction or something like that. I literally tweet online. I just started learning to make short videos. I plan to recommend this novel as my second novel. This novel is really good. Remind the author to update.
The writing is very good and very creative. Even if the cards are not created so much, the novelty will not be lost in the comedy. For those who like to watch multiple cards that are often created, the novelty will not be lost and they can continue to watch. At the same time, the plot is compact and there is no emptiness in the plot. It is not funny just for the sake of being funny. The plot is funny and funny but also plot. Cards: Brick (100% stun, flying bricks, building structure, 100% critical hit, overwhelming) Urea bag (silent attack, dimensional space, flying carpet, divine thunder sack, super suction suction) The first generation magic card - infinite devouring (devours all things - feeds back to the host) Transformation magic card (turn into a cat, obtain DNA - ever-changing/learn skills/help people change, DNA-Golden Goblin King-Jade Horn Blue Linlong-Fire Card King Feng Gang-Monkey King-Seven Demon Kings, Skills-Night Elf Language-Language of the Dead-Silver Card Making) Dark Magic Card (Dark Element-Corrosive, Weakened) Slippers (never worn out, speeding up, riding waves, suction cups, foot massage) Corpse control card (corpse control, undead control) Secret Recipe: Dabudan Daliwan Rejuvenation Pill Psychic Potion small teleportation array Dragon Blood Pill Base: goblin kingdom
It has almost the same structure as Mai Dali.
It's so wide that it's pretty good
This book is so funny, and the whole story is easy to laugh at, especially the chapter about the Qiankun Chicken that makes people roll on the floor laughing.
Not bad, pretty good, not bad As for the one in more than 30 chapters, using that licking dog is a bit annoying, but it's okay at the moment.
This author is quite funny, he pulls tricks, steals bricks and steals electricity [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] Come on
It looks good. I love watching it. I rate it five stars and give it a thumbs up [laughing evilly] [laughing evilly]
What if the protagonist gets a pair of shoes that can do a foot massage [laughing]
Good, very good
It's pretty, pretty funny
Not bad, but how long does it take for the protagonist to regain consciousness?
Martial arts secrets. Kathu. Kérastase. Big card master. Card king. Snap spring. This is the hierarchy. I was confused when I listened.
Although this book draws on the two books "Dali" and "The Rough Bandit", it also has the author's own style, which is much better than those written by other authors.
The combination of Dali and the book about gangsters is very interesting.
Not bad, good, powerful, slime, funny and refreshing articles
It was very awesome, very interesting, and made me laugh.
It is well written and very creative, with a systematic protagonist in the early and middle stages, a systematic system in the later stages, and a boss who can beat the system. This brick card is good, I like it
Come on, the next masterpiece is yours.
A good book, I hope it gets better as I write more!
Is there a single heroine? Who is the heroine?
It is recommended to create a Rubik's Cube card
It's quite funny and very nice.
This book will definitely become popular in the future It seems that I guessed right
Very beautiful, a lot of fun
I watched almost half of it. What follows is a fight between gods and gods. I don't want to watch it. Just think about those gods. If a deity leaves the protagonist's team, he will definitely become a supreme god or something.