
This Security Guard Is so Capable That He Will Run Away If Something Happens!
这保安能处,有事他真跑!
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 2.1M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High Martial Arts
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Fantasy novel
A Novel That Makes Your Stomach Hurt from Laughing so Hard
The heroine is so funny, so poor and fierce, I can't stop watching it
Are There Any Books Above 9.5 That Make You Laugh Out Loud?
System + Funny + Sign-In + Invincibility
When you first sign in, you will be invincible. You must be funny and not brainless. You must be entertaining and do not abuse pig's feet.
9.9 High Score. Completed. Please Recommend! ! !
I want to read a book similar to "Eternal Life". Cultivation of immortals, fairy tales and fantasy, come and write your favorite works with a high score of 9.9! There is a serious book shortage!
Is There Any Novel That Can Make Me Laugh Like a Maggot in Bed?
Are there any of you asking for books?
A Novel That Made Me Laugh Until My Stomach Hurt in the Middle of the Night
I'm Looking for a Finished Novel That Makes Me Laugh Until My Stomach Hurts and I Beat the Bed, and I Can't Stop! !
It's extremely funny and logical, the plot is not bloody, it's crisp and hilarious, the male and female protagonists are doing business online, it's over! ! !
Please Finish This Novel with Laughter and Not Be Afraid of Being Laughed to Death
Who has read a hilarious novel, especially a complete one? Recommend it. If you are not afraid of being laughed to death, it is best to laugh from beginning to end.
The Protagonist Is Shameless, the Sixth Child, Funny, and the Kind That Gives You Stomachaches
Top-Notch Book, Very Mouth-Watering, Don't Read If You Don't Have a Good Book.
A High-Scoring Novel That Is Funny and Can Make You Laugh to Death in the Middle of the Night
Those Completed Hilarious Stories
It's best if the female protagonist is funny without knowing it and the male protagonist is very doting.
A Novel with Lots of Laughs, the Kind That Makes You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts in the Middle of the Night >3<
I'm looking for a novel with lots of laughs, a very humorous style, and one that can make people laugh until their stomachs hurt. Thank you~
I'm Too Funny. I Haven't Been Made Laugh by a Book in a Long Time. Please Help Me, but Don't Make Awkward Comments.
The Killing of the Gods Has Passed! Dali Is Old! the Gangster Is Dead! Please Recommend More Masterpieces!
Me: Kneel Before the Buddha for 3,000 Years. Buddha: You Are Really Free!
Not the Holy Mother, the protagonist is a lone wolf, the kind who has friends who come from far away and will be killed no matter how far away they are.
Super Funny, Right-Minded, Laughing Like a Pig in the Middle of the Night
Argue if you are not convinced
Looking for a Very Funny Book, the Best and the Most Funny
A Hilarious Book That Made Me Laugh Until My Stomach Hurt in the Middle of the Night! !
Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious. Say the important thing three times
Please Read a Book That Makes You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts and Still Gets a 9! !
SSS-Level Lightning, Fire, Time, and Space Powers
The Three Divine Books Have Been Completed, and There Are No Updates on the Strange Beasts. Is There Really No Masterpiece?
I want to read a book like "I Learned to Kill Gods in a Mental Hospital".

































































































Okay, although it's a bit old-fashioned, it's overall good. Abandon the three views and you can see
I think tmd is super good-looking. I don't care how you feel, I think it's just super fucking good-looking, I just fucking like to watch it, I don't care if you like it or not, why do you care so much? Just look at it and it's over
In this involution world, you should watch some nonsensical things and smile more. Your IQ will be reduced by 999, and your happiness will be increased by 999.
This book seems to be pretty good, or a particularly good book, but it's a bit... That kind of thing, but... It doesn't seem to be that kind of thing. It just feels a little too... That, but not too... That. Anyway, this book is pretty good [thoughts]
Must be five stars! I hope the author can be more productive! Don't squeeze in 2,000 words a day
Very pretty. It's just hard to hold back your laughter.
The language is fluent, the writing is relaxed and natural, and it can be regarded as a relatively successful work. Although the language is not gorgeous, it is extremely accurate and vivid, the emotions are rich and true, and it is enjoyable to read.
Very, very good, the funny parts made me laugh to death, [crying with laughter]
When I first read the title of this novel, I didn't think it looked good. I thought it was just about the daily life of being a security guard and having to do some systematic things. But when I saw it was not like that, I thought it was quite funny. This novel is really good-looking, it's just YYDS. I hope the author will update it more.
I think it's good to be able to write like this. Come on, author, don't be influenced by them and write more. As long as you don't write something too outrageous, I will keep following it.
I have only read Chapter 14, but I think it is very good. I don't know why the rating is so low. I have seen this book before, but I didn't read it because the rating was too low. I read it again today. After reading it for a while, it was really good. The rating must be low. Come on, author!!!!
There are a lot of jokes, it's my favorite type, and the content is very interesting. As for the heroine, if she can write a good emotional drama, that's fine. If not, try not to write it, as it will easily cause readers to abandon the book.
Reading the article on the Internet, the picture is to relax the body and mind and feel the joy of the mood. The key point is to stay above the benevolence and not under the dirt. This is the most worthwhile aspect of this book
[Smile] This is the funniest book I have read in a while.
The writing is still very good, maybe because there are too few chapters, so it is not popular. I will give it a try and wait for a while.
Not bad, not bad, really good, very funny and I really want to watch it.
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What a weird book! Not dirty but creative!
It's a very good book. It's interesting to read. I laugh from time to time. It's just a pity that it's not purely urban, but it's also very good. Come on💪, as long as you don't die, you will be better.
The humorous main plot is handled almost perfectly Love lines can also be used Just too little
This book is really beautiful. It made me laugh a lot. I didn't know the rating was so low. I hope the author will keep updating it, but the process is a bit too slow.
Comment, comment, comment! I won't say any more nonsense. Mamma Mia, this is really beautiful and has a lot of laughs. I laughed the whole time I read this book. I'm not going to lie to you. I think other people are just recommending that book, right? Everyone said this was funny. I could laugh all night long, but there was nothing funny about it. Of course, maybe my laughter point is a little low, but I really laughed throughout the whole book, except for one or two pages where I didn't laugh because I almost died laughing. If you are the kind of person who wants to be both good-looking and funny, you also want to have the kind of protagonist who slowly grows up step by step. I really recommend this book to my brothers! ! ! ! ! Not much more to say, just give it five stars! ! ! ! ! ! 😍😍😍😍
It's very beautiful and funny. I didn't think anything of it at first, but the more I listened to it, the more I became addicted.
The book is very well written. The only thing is that the last 200 chapters were written a bit too fast and the plot lacks enough details. Furthermore, the ending is a bit hasty and there are many things left unexplained, such as who acted as the emperor and how Li Erniu dealt with it. Overall, the book is well written and quite funny. Cheers to the author [Like][Like][Like][Like]
I read this kind of novel purely for pleasure and good reading.
It's quite good, but it feels a bit like the book Jiangnan Bandits. The system is all about choices, and they all have sisters and they all have thoughts. Then the pork seller looks like Xie Sunan, and the best friend looks like Dali. He also has nuclear bombs, and there are many similar ones. Pure self-feeling, don't curse me, I have a glass heart, don't spray me [face covering] [OK]
It's pretty good, but why is the score so low... Is it possible that comedy scores are always so low? (I'm not asking for help, I just feel uncomfortable when the rating is less than 9.0 When reading a novel)
It looks good, the score difference is good, the male protagonist: The women outside are dirty, their hands are not as clean as mine, and it is useless to throw themselves into the arms of any beautiful woman. I hope the male protagonist lives with his hand for the rest of his life. This is the best ending [laughing]
Our author has a look that sinks like a fish and a wild goose, and looks like a flower shy of the moon. He is better than Xi Shi, better than Diao Chan, better than Zhaojun, angry to death with jade rings, with a slender waist and graceful jade legs, dancing gracefully on this novel. When dancing, it is a butterfly, when it stops, it is a butterfly, a hosta flower bowl with dark clouds and a coiled dragon, a rope of red velvet flowers tied with ink roots, osmanthus oil tea green silk ink, the color of chrysanthemums, golden flowers on the temples yellow and orange, willow flower's curved eyebrows are curved and thin, grape flower's eyes are watery, Xuanling flower's nose bridge, cherry flower's mouth, jade The silver teeth of rice flowers are in the mouth, the ears of ingot flowers, the pendants of lantern flowers, the rows of lilacs are dazzling, the arms are stretched out like the lotus roots of white lotus, the tips of the ten fingers are like unflowered onions, the upper body is dressed in horse orchid clothes, sitting down is like riding a horse with pink flowers, and the sword is embroidered with flowers. In terms of appearance, it is colorless than flowers.
The plot is okay, quite funny. It's just a bit bad, the realm is written too slowly, although the timeline is not long. But I've almost finished writing more than half of the chapters, and I still feel like there's something missing in Warrior Realm. Although the latter part is also a light and funny plot. But how should I put it, it's a bit like forced comedy. You must know that many things are based on yourself. And what can I say? Because this is a finished book, it becomes harder to read as you go to the end. It feels like the ending is very sloppy. Suggestions: Also, I think the writing of this book is quite good, especially the first part, I basically wrote the plot day by day. Moreover, the characters written in it are also very lively, light-hearted and funny. I feel that if it has about 2,000 chapters, it will become popular. It can be called another Jiangnan! And because of the realm, this book has a lot of potential. If you don't get to the end, there will be nothing to write about.