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Are There Any That Are Hilarious Enough to Make People Laugh to Death but Have No CP?

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No CP, no CP, too much dog food, a bit boring

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1 The Junior Sister Is Obviously Super Strong, but She Is Too Frivolous. The Princess Won't Go HomeAncient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted 356.6kReads9.6Score42.9kShelves
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Funny, the kind that makes you wake up laughing in the middle of the night [laughing and crying], all without cp, I recommend reading it, the first one is about a female protagonist who cultivates immortality, and the back one is about modern times
2 Gang Jing Xiu Xian: No One Speaks More Harshly Than Me Duck and Vermicelli SoupAncient Romance996k WordsOngoing 96.2kReads9.2Score14.7kShelves
3 Destroy My Dantian in the Morning, Burn Paper in Front of Your Grave in the Afternoon Fireworks in HandAncient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted 180.3kReads9.6Score21.9kShelves
4 Junior Sister Said That Nerves Are Also Gods Lop-Eared Rabbit Who Loves to Eat CorianderAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 68kReads9.3Score9.6kShelves
5 Xiuxian University, She Is Studying the Way of Heaven Xiangjun in the NorthModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 3.8kReads9.1Score764Shelves
6 You Call This a Wet Nurse? She Smashed the Heads Off Rejuvenation at DuskAncient Romance3.4M WordsOngoing 300kReads9.5Score36.4kShelves
7 What's Wrong with Me, the Cannon Fodder Female Supporting Actor, Who's so Lousy! Nine Layers of Fallen InkAncient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted 25.6kReads9.3Score3.6kShelves
8 The Eldest Lady in the Beijing Circle Relies on Her Mother to Give Birth to a Good Girl, and Her Mouth Is Scolded by the Entertainment Industry ZhujingModern Romance330k WordsCompleted 3.5kReads9.0Score459Shelves
9 We Agreed to Be the Number One Sword Cultivator, so How Can We Be so Mean? QiyiziAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 263.7kReads9.5Score35.8kShelves
10 Fast Wear, More Suitable for College Students' Epilepsy Track A PersimmonAncient Romance548k WordsCompleted 19.1kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves
11 My Dad's Ridiculous Love Story Jing 90% OffMarriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted 86.3kReads9.6Score787Shelves
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These are some of the most hilarious, light-hearted and sweet articles.
12 Did Your Husband Die Today? Jing 90% OffMarriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted 6.5kReads8.9Score112Shelves
13 Bai Yueguang Is Just Old, Not Dead Jing 90% OffMarriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted 5.3kReads8.9Score110Shelves
14 After Sending His Ex-Boyfriend to a Wealthy Family, His Whole Family Was Ruined Jing 90% Off14k WordsCompleted 13.1kReads9.0Score187Shelves
15 A Collection of Super Short Sweet Stories Jing 90% OffModern Romance124k WordsCompleted 4.6kReads8.2Score267Shelves
16 Everyone in the Capital Knows That There Is Something Wrong with the Father and Daughter. Little Wine PuzzleAncient Romance1.2M WordsOngoing 346.5kReads9.2Score35.6kShelves
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🍒Super funny, the heroine and her father, two second-generation ancestors, are so cool that they are the emperor's brother and the emperor's uncle when they don't agree with each other. It's really beautiful. How could someone write it so well?
17 Man, Kitten Is Not Happy to Serve You Night Autumn SongModern Romance516k WordsCompleted 1.4kReads8.8Score159Shelves
17 Pokémon: Start with a Big Brother and a Charcoal Kaili Who Likes Selenium Sand Melon905k WordsOngoing 10kReads8.2Score1.2kShelves
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The ratings have just come out and will go up. The protagonists are the peers of Ash and Red in the parallel world. They have their own stories, their own combinations, and their own path to being a Pokémon master. There is no system here, no rebirth, and no time travel (if traveling from this world to Xi Cui counts, pretend I didn't say it), the original world view is added with some personal settings. The Pokémon in it are all humane, and the protagonist is full of passion. The story is absolutely wonderful and absolutely funny. Please support and watch!
18 After the Official Announcement of a Cub, the Villain Was Forced to Become a Good Person Jiang XiaokuiModern Romance660k WordsCompleted 64.2kReads9.3Score7.2kShelves
19 Live Broadcast: Abandoning Peking University and Going to a University, Heizi Speaks! Honest TomUrban1.1M WordsOngoing 907Reads9.2Score252Shelves
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Very funny, no CP
20 Bringing Goods: I Ask You to Sell Oranges, and You Show Your Back Autumn Will Not Come BackUrban934k WordsCompleted 1.4kReads7.8Score171Shelves
21 We Were at the Paris Olympics, and Our Class Teacher Urged Us to Hand in Our Homework. The Powerful GooseSports649k WordsCompleted 19.9kReads7.6Score1.8kShelves
22 Just Watch It, as Long as It Doesn't Make You Laugh Your Head Off. The Water Is FragrantUrban1.0M WordsOngoing 185.9kReads9.0Score24.4kShelves
23 My Waste Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth Big Stuffed SausageUrban505k WordsOngoing 899Reads5.8Score105Shelves
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The taste of old-fashioned funny novels, relaxed, humorous and witty
25 Blind Corn! Rotten Potatoes! the Best Children Kneel Aside Lucky CatModern Romance3.3M WordsOngoing 200.9kReads9.2Score9.2kShelves
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These three books are really hilarious, making my stomach hurt from laughter. They are very popular on Douyin, especially the first one. Even though it is a historical novel, it is so funny that I really laughed out loud🌸I was in a very depressed mood at first, so I laughed out loud. The micro-group pictures, everyone has something to laugh about, especially the third child and grandparents, it is an absolute easter egg. Anyway, I am not happy and I really can't stop laughing after reading it.
26 What Kind of Evil Practice? My Junior Sister Is Very Serious Burning Books to Deceive OneselfAncient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted 65.1kReads8.8Score13.4kShelves
27 Sister, You Can't Control This Madness, Let Me Do It Instead KnowledgeAncient Romance648k WordsCompleted 68.7kReads9.1Score9.8kShelves
28 Divorce Your Wife If You Are a Scholar, Why Are You Crying When I Suddenly Become Rich? YaoyaoruoshuiAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 47kReads9.3Score6.9kShelves
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I think these books are quite funny, especially the first and third books, which made me laugh so hard that my stomach hurt. It depends on how funny you are. What I think is funny may not be funny to you, and what you think is funny may not be funny to me. I think these books are good. Worth recommending
29 Dare to Mess with Her? Every Dog That Passes by Gets Slapped Twice Half SummerModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 9.1kReads8.8Score799Shelves
30 Taking the Supermarket Through Time, She Is so Arrogant Don't Talk About the Wind Flags When Your Heart BeatsAncient Romance566k WordsCompleted 4.9kReads8.9Score602Shelves
31 Military Marriage in the 1980S: Big Bosses from All Walks of Life Recognize Me as Their Granddaughter Chirp CandyModern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 48.2kReads9.3Score7kShelves
32 Return to the 1980S: My House Was Demolished and Half of the Street Was Divided Cat with Folded EarsModern Romance954k WordsCompleted 13.2kReads9.1Score1.4kShelves
33 Pretty Girl Works as a Mediator in 70 ErluluModern Romance298k WordsCompleted 6.5kReads8.8Score641Shelves
34 Dressed as Queen Mother, I Had a Lot of Fun, and My Heartfelt Voice Was Heard and I Screamed Wow A Little KellyModern Romance661k WordsCompleted 73.7kReads9.4Score16.8kShelves
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Must have Wang Ma [note]
35 Information Station at the Entrance of the Village, the Real Daughter Only Loves to Eat Melons, the Aunt Innocent Chicken FeetModern Romance289k WordsCompleted 5.6kReads9.3Score733Shelves
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No cp, watch more if you like, and enjoy the melodies
36 Identity Can Be Stolen, but What About My Mental Illness? The Remaining Candle DancesModern Romance484k WordsCompleted 102.9kReads9.6Score16.8kShelves
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They are all classics in the comedy world. Those who like to watch comedy must not miss these books.
37 It's Sesame, He Added Sesame Seeds Rice Rolls with BeefEastern Fantasy349k WordsOngoing 2.7kReads5.8Score236Shelves
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Yes, it perfectly meets your requirements. All members are old and funny. Don't worry.
38 It's so Strange. Once the System Is Tied Up, the Evil Sect Comes to the Scene. Not YaoModern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 12.4kReads9.0Score1.7kShelves
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I've finished watching it, there's no plot, and the heroine is pretty slutty. The first book is still being serialized, but there is a live broadcast (you don't have to watch it if you don't like it). The second and third books have been completed without CP. The heroine is a charlatan and has no CP. Highly recommended!
39 I Don't Have Any Qualities Anymore, What Do You Want Me to Do? Jiang YuyiModern Romance253k WordsCompleted 14.1kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves
40 I Am a Fool and You Are a Fool, We Are Born as Geniuses Cool Ultraman FamilyModern Romance303k WordsCompleted 5.6kReads9.1Score888Shelves
41 The Magic Sound Penetrates the Ears If You Can't Pass, Save One PersonEastern Fantasy515k WordsOngoing 1Reads8.2Score—Shelves
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Highly recommended products
42 The End of the World: Drama Like Life To Be Squeezed DrySci-Fi & Apocalypse139k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
43 Zerg Invasion, Everything Starts from Tianhen Cigarettes Between FingersUrban162k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
44 Reverse Jiao You and I, Zhang WuyiAncient Romance223k WordsOngoing 4Reads—Score—Shelves
45 After Being Killed by the Empress Herself, She Regretted It Beyond Words! Running DachshundEastern Fantasy124k WordsOngoing 2Reads5.8Score—Shelves
46 Rebirth of the Millennium: I Get a Hundred Times Cash Back on My Sister's Money Drunk with FlowersModern Romance272k WordsCompleted —Reads8.0Score—Shelves
47 Xufan Can You Finish Writing It Alive?Eastern Fantasy801k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
48 Smoke of Gunfire at Night Luo LuotaoModern Romance544k WordsCompleted 1.2kReads8.7Score102Shelves
49 Don't Make Me Slap You Nth Square GardenModern Romance240k WordsOngoing 2Reads—Score—Shelves
50 The Red Building Wears Books, Miaoyu Helps Daiyu Become the Queen Xiaoyuerie502k WordsCompleted 59Reads9.0Score—Shelves