Me: I Knelt Before Buddha for Three Thousand Years. Buddha: Don't You Have Anything Better to Do?

453 大 Daming: Happy to Be a Father at the Beginning Black Tea GuiqiHistorical206k WordsOngoing 93Reads—Score—Shelves

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🌿This book can be said to be a very novel and hilarious historical fanfic🤣🤣 💖The male protagonist traveled through the late Yuan Dynasty and became Zhu Yuanzhang's biological father Zhu Wusi. He was bound to the system at the beginning and was given a 30-year lifespan, but it has not been activated. After accompanying him for 30 years, it was finally his eldest son Zhu Yuanzhang's turn to ascend the throne, and then the unlimited exchange system was activated. 🍃In an instant, at the age of 87, he became an old immortal, and became the handsome emperor in his Tuian Palace. Every time he took out something, he shocked the entire history of the Ming Dynasty. The Ming Dynasty became an empire on which the sun never sets💥💥💥💥💥

455 穿 After Transforming into an Old Man, Bind the System of the Righteous Old Man Give Me a HintUrban525k WordsCompleted 9.5kReads7.9Score831Shelves

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There are not many books, I can only say they are so beautiful.

457 好 Pregnant and Married, the Cold and Aloof Buddha Pampers Her Unbridled JiuyiModern Romance600k WordsCompleted 19.6kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves

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The short play "The Abstinent God Loves Him Hardly" (Love in a Fallen City) is now online [The cold and abstinent Buddhist son x the miserable and pregnant little girl] [Ten years age difference + rich family + CEO + the prince of the Beijing circle + Jue Si + sweet pet + the abstinent Buddhist son + good pregnancy + double cleanliness + growth] Fu Xuanyi is the crown prince of the Fu family in Kyoto. He holds great power, is ruthless in his work, and is cold and ascetic. A string of black Buddhist beads can be seen on his wrist all year round. He is known to everyone in Kyoto as a ruthless Buddhist son. Wei Yuxian was a poor little girl whose father did not care for her and whose mother did not love her. She came to Kyoto to go to school alone, but her mother took away all her savings. When she was desperate, she had to find another way. That night, he said he had terminated his heir, and she believed him. When she was found to be pregnant, she panicked and didn't know what to do in the future. Later she was taken to the Fu family, under pressure from her mother. Due to the public opinion in the school, coupled with the emotional instability during pregnancy, and no one to talk to, I could only hide under the quilt and cry secretly. Her eyes were swollen from crying the next day when Buddha discovered her. He held her tightly in his arms and coaxed her gently: "Good boy, tell me, what's wrong?" For her, the cold and ascetic Buddha, who was like a god, was willing to fall off the altar and into the human world. He held her in his arms every day and pampered her!

459 落 Falling Cassock Yaoshan ApricotFantastical Romance134k WordsCompleted 273Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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Shuhuang friends, come and watch! Here are some great novels. Some are about palace battles and house fights, telling antique stories, in which the Buddha has other thoughts; there are also some that combine emotions and martial arts elements, allowing you to feel the love and hatred in the world. In addition, there are suspenseful and supernatural novels that allow you to follow ghost hunting adventures, and urban fantasy novels that tell the wonderful experience of a fake heavenly master. Every book is exciting, don't miss it, come and choose your favorite one.

460 大 The Eldest Lady's Exclusive Troublemaker Tauren WarriorUrban1.6M WordsCompleted 54.3kReads9.2Score4.5kShelves

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💥💥This book is so good that I can't stop reading it! The male protagonist traveled into an urban novel with various plots of the Dragon King, and [face covering] was also bound to the "strongest lackey system". He had no choice but to become the personal follower of the ultimate villain, the eldest daughter of the Su family. He originally wanted to rely on the eldest villain's power to challenge various sons of destiny and seize opportunities! 🍀🍀But I didn't expect that the villain lady was reborn, and she still wanted to stay on her own terms and stop causing trouble. How could this be possible? The male protagonist gave the Dragon King who was hiding his identity a hard slap in the face, directly shattering the villain lady's dream. It was really hard to laugh, hahaha...! ! ! [Laughing][laughing]

461 本 This King Is a Salty Fish, so Don't Give Me Your Head. It's Autumn When Cong Lai ComesHistorical1.6M WordsCompleted 16.1kReads8.9Score1.3kShelves

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🍒🍒🍒🍒Su Congli traveled through time. In order to survive, he took part in the imperial examination. Who knows. During the imperial examination: What are you looking at, this examiner? During the Jinshi examination: Why do these examiners look so weird? During the palace examination: Oh, that guy sitting in the Jinluan Hall is the guy who looks at me every night, right? From now on, what does the king's demeanor mean? In ancient times, his generation of emperors just cleaned up the mess for his younger brother. Now in modern times, why does this cheap younger brother still want to treat him as a real golden finger?

464 被 She Was Robbed by the Boss Jue Si, and She Gave Birth to Three Treasures. 900 MillionModern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted 12.4kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves

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🍄The male protagonist rescued the female protagonist who fell into the sea, fell in love with her at first sight, and kissed her directly after she woke up. He was very possessive.

466 不 The Undying Emperor’s Mentor One Durian No. 3Eastern Fantasy5.4M WordsOngoing 574.6kReads9.4Score46.7kShelves

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💥💥The protagonist of this book travels through the world of immortality and is bound to the immortality system. By sleeping, he can increase his lifespan and gain attribute points! After that, the protagonist is immortal and buried in heaven! Burial place! Bury all living beings! 🍀Then, when I woke up, the little birds I once raised became demon emperors, and the students I once taught became great emperors...! ! ! It's so beautiful, so cool, I'm laughing like crazy, hahaha...! ! ! [Cover face][cover face]

467 浮 Survival on an Ice Floe: All the Supplies I Salvaged Became Fine Say No to the CarrotSci-Fi & Apocalypse1.9M WordsCompleted 21kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves

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I have knelt before the Buddha for three thousand years, but I have not seen my Buddha. I feel pity for him.

469 重 Rebirth of Fate Muzi 0314Ancient Romance484k WordsCompleted 1.8kReads8.2Score104Shelves

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♥️In order to avenge her husband for giving birth to the child when he got married, the heroine chose to die in hell, just to make him suffer from diaphragm on the wedding night. 🔻But when her soul floated to the sky, she found that he was holding the child with difficulty and said, "Don't cry, Xiaobai, don't cry, dad is here..."

476 我 I Have Become a Buddha, Please Don't Disturb Me Zi Sang FeiAncient Romance102k WordsCompleted 4.7kReads8.7Score472Shelves

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Fast forward to the heroine of the sadistic novel, I drag my uncle to the Buddhist sect! Inescapable plot control, they all said I'm not sick ~ The follow-up to Journey to the West is creative.

479 大 Ming Inheritance Thief of TimeHistorical6.5M WordsCompleted 316.2kReads9.4Score38.1kShelves

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Entering in red, exiting in white, you will only enter one house in your life, you will only love one person in your life, you will only enter one grave in your life, and you will only remember one soul in your life. Yue Lao is holding the red thread, while Po Meng is cutting off the love thread. It starts with Yue Lao and ends with Po Meng. It starts with blushing and ends with red clothes entering and white clothes leaving. You can only enter one house in your life, you can only love one person in your life, you can only enter one grave in your life and you can only remember one soul in your life. Yue Lao is holding the red thread, while Po Meng is cutting off the love thread. It started with Yue Lao and ended with Po Meng. It started with blushing and ended with jealousy. Among all kinds of musical instruments, the suona is the king. It either ascends to heaven or worships in the hall. When the music ends, everyone disperses, and the tea cools down. When the suona sounds, thousands of people admire it. It will accompany you when you are born, arrange your marriage, rob you of future generations, and accompany you for the rest of your life. I listen to the suona twice in my life. Dressed in red, I will be with you forever. Dressed in white, I am isolated from the world. There are flowers and candles in the wedding room, dancing gracefully. However, beside the bridge, there are candle shadows and curtains. I sit in and out lying down. In the end, red clothes go in and white clothes come out, and the blue lantern tears two lines. When your happy day comes, it will be the time when I return to my hometown. The flute will be played for ten years and the erhu will fly into the sky. "

481 跟 After Dual Cultivation With My Master, I Awaken an Invincible Physique Dusk Haze and DustEastern Fantasy2.7M WordsOngoing 130.4kReads8.5Score10.3kShelves

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The male protagonist has a beautiful master, and the beautiful master was injured while he was refining the Black Dragon King. Therefore, the two of them were affected by the Black Dragon King's poison pill and performed dual cultivation. Unexpectedly, the male protagonist awakened an invincible physique.

484 大 Vigorously Catch up with Bai Fumei Zhai XiaoyingUrban387k WordsOngoing 3Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Chapter 75 When the big screen dimmed, the venue lights turned on, and Sanzhao once again walked onto the stage. Everyone began to whisper to each other, because this beautiful woman who claimed to be a teacher was not like the legendary English teacher, but more like a model who was proficient in all kinds of martial arts. "Hello everyone, I am the host of this gathering, Three Claws. I come from the future, an uncertain world. In our place, artificial intelligence has awakened, and they have begun to create their own religion, their own language, even their own laws, their own society, that is, general artificial intelligence. I am a messenger who exists in the past and future. My colleagues and I traveled to this era for the realization of Skynet, the universe server cluster. My mission is to protect the smooth implementation of Skynet, and to assist key figures related to the artificial intelligence industry. Our world has been reborn from destruction, and silicon-based organisms have signed a non-aggression pact with humans, so they have basically reached a short-term peace. But as long as humans develop, general artificial intelligence will definitely appear. This is an inevitable fate. You will witness the history and the future. Programmers are the founders of future civilization. Every effort you make lays an indelible foundation for mankind to move towards the light. I hereby express my deep respect for your efforts. For everyone's better life, our gatherings will be held from time to time, and all activities are sponsored by OK English for free. Our English learning center has spacious activity venues, bright classrooms, and high-level foreign teachers. They are overseas professionals hired by the center to provide a better English learning environment. Please don't doubt our teaching staff. All our teams are composed of returnees, and all foreign teachers have Ivy League school graduation experience. The purpose of gathering here is to serve all programmers working on the front line, so that you can read English documents more easily, and each overseas cooperation will be smoother and seamlessly connected with the cooperation projects of overseas companies. Communication is the symbol of human beings breaking away from the animal kingdom. Our ancestors began to use language to inherit civilization, tell stories, communicate with each other, and cooperate across races. So language is the cornerstone of everything. Dear colleagues, your happiness is our mission. Now I offer you a free one-month foreign teacher course at the center. There is no limit on the number of people and there is no age limit. Our OK English has branches all over the world. We spread knowledge and cultivate talents. As the general agent of China, I announce that our company's next strategy is to combine English training with AI programming courses. This course has a reasonable structure and far-reaching intentions. People are currently worried about AI replacing jobs, but I assure you that jobs will not be reduced because of AI, and there will even be more job opportunities. The reason is simple. In the past, due to the shortage of manpower and immature technology, many projects were forced to remain in imagination. Today, our company has launched an AI assistant. As long as you learn this tool, your programming career will be rewritten. There are no technical barriers, only unlimited creativity. Now, we invite Mr. Altman, the chief technology officer of ok English, to tell you about our new strategy. We hope that after using our products, your career will reach a higher level. Now let's invite Mr. Altman. A spotlight rose from the dome, and a red shadow wearing an Iron Man coat descended from the sky. The man carried a flying backpack on his back and slowly descended. Now firmly in the center of the stage. The mask opened, revealing the face of a foreign-looking uncle. "Hello everyone, I am Ultraman, the chief technology officer of ok English. Our company has customized a variety of unique English improvement courses for ladies, and has also launched the latest AI programming courses for men. We have the latest artificial intelligence large model, which is technology from the future. Our large model ranks far ahead in the world. Thought is the brilliant pearl of human beings. It travels through the dark ages, lifts the veil of ignorance, and shines with the brilliance of wisdom. You are living in the best era. Next, I will demonstrate my company's latest semantic recognition model. He can read a million-word book in a few seconds, and he can recite, explain, and even continue writing every word." The lights dimmed again. The upper body of a huge girl appeared on the big screen. "I am Lingxue, an intelligent entity. I can generate infinitely long videos based on descriptions. Now I will demonstrate a real-time generated short video of a young man studying. In this short video, I can communicate with this young man at any time and change his life trajectory. He will also answer my questions in real time." Lingxue retreated to the lower right corner of the screen. On a windy and snowy night, a speeding jeep was running on a mountain road. Every time it was surrounded by dangers, it was brushing against the cliff. There was a beautiful woman sitting in the car. When the camera zoomed in, it turned out to be three claws. The only difference was that the three claws looked livid and looked behind the car. In the back seat of the car was a several-year-old child, who was sleeping soundly. The bumpy car shook him gently. Behind the car was a reconnaissance drone. The drone was swaying in the wind and snow, but it always pursued the Jeep and refused to let up. Three Claws took out a pistol with a silencer and stretched it out the window to shoot at the drone. But each time the drone was cleverly avoided. The screen suddenly stopped. Lingxue, who was hiding in the lower right corner, began to ask, "Teacher Sanzhao, can you introduce your mission to everyone?" Sanzhao said to everyone in the forbidden car, "I am Sanzhao. I say hello to everyone in the world 20 years ago. My mission this time is to escort a young man to a mountainous area. The purpose is to escape the encirclement and suppression of the mechanical army. They want to take a future capable person." Those who change the world die in their infancy. Of course, there are many people who can change the world, so there are many of our agents. Some have died, and some have survived. But for the sake of the future of mankind, we have a duty. Okay, I will continue to tell my story." Then the screen started to move, and the drone began to harass the jeep, flying to the side of the outrageous car. A fireball rose up, it was a suicide drone, and he blew himself up. The Jeep began to roll and fell into a ditch. The boy did not die, but the body of the Jeep began to catch fire. The three claws were thrown out of the car, the car was turned upside down, and the doors were squeezed and deformed. Three claws were injured and one leg was bloody. You can almost see the calf bone. She slowly crawled towards the Jeep and used her only strength to drag the child out. The child was also injured and his forehead was covered with blood. It looked like the injury was serious. There was a roar in the sky, and an armed helicopter fell from the sky. The ambulance crew immediately began rescuing the two people and then they were carried onto the plane. The camera cuts to a white laboratory. Sanzhao lost one of his legs and was lying on the hospital bed. In another shot, the child was covered in tubes and put on a ventilator. Several scientists are preparing a vessel into which the child is placed, fluid is injected, and a respirator mask is placed over the child's head and body. Later, in a mountain village, an identical child was feeding chickens in the yard, with a couple beside him. When I saw this, I immediately opened my eyes. Aren't these my adoptive parents? This is my story and I got a little teary eyed. The screen goes black. The lights come on again. Altman explained to everyone, "This is the latest AI-generated video that can allow real-time conversations. We have open sourced this technology. Everyone is welcome to participate in our AI courses. For new students, there is also a one-month free course." I was thoughtful when a hand was placed on my shoulder. When I turned around, it was three claws. She said softly, "The real Three Claws are dead. Your predecessor was indeed saved by Three Claws, but the injuries were too serious and he has basically lost his mind. Now he is more than ten years older than you. Do you want to meet him?" I felt a little embarrassed. I was not ready yet, so I said, "I may have a chance in the future." Others were praising the advancement of technology. So everyone was crowding around the staff asking for registration. Girls have also begun to relax, and many are planning to enroll in school and take English classes. After all, many are salesmen and everyone is a teenager. Who doesn't want to take this opportunity to gamble and maybe have a good future in the future? I went to get some coffee. Sitting in the corner and drinking quietly. The excitement around me seems to have nothing to do with me. I thought of my father and his silly smile, a man who took great risks to raise me. My mother, I have never had a good chat with her. Maybe the organization wanted to protect my existence, so I cut off contact with them. They used their own strength to raise me in a barren mountain village. What a sacrifice. Maybe they didn't know my identity at all and just adopted an orphan. Simple villagers, isolated from the rest of the world, live under difficult conditions. Although I came to a big city, my roots are there, so I still go to burn incense sticks for my father when I have time. I haven't been back for many years. When I first arrived in a big city, I envied the life of city dwellers and their affluence. Sometimes I also felt that life was unfair. Why was it that every day the road led to Rome, but I went through a lot of effort to reach a place where others were born, and there were endless resources. However, I could only rely on my own hard work to rent a small house of a few dozen square meters. But now I understand that living is good, at least it is much better than the previous life where I lost my wisdom. Nothing in the world is fair. There are people outside the world, and there are mountains outside the mountains. As long as you are not satisfied, there will always be an excuse. At this time Xiao Wang came over. "Ah, Brother Eagle, your three-claw teacher is so handsome. I don't even know what to say. I also have the opportunity to study in such a good school. I really made a profit this time."

485 我 I Dressed up as Qin Shihuang's Dog Flowing Clouds Are Not Chasing BirdsAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 15.5kReads9.1Score2.3kShelves

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💦The heroine traveled to the Qin Dynasty and became Qin Shihuang's puppy🐶Her voice can only be heard by Fusu and Ying Zheng. Using the heroine's current knowledge, she began to change the entire situation and unify the entire world. The heroine is always in the form of a dog and cannot change into a human.

487 大 My Freshman Internship: You Went to Site 749 to Contain Monsters Gaara's SandUrban3.8M WordsOngoing 783.8kReads9.5Score70.3kShelves

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🔥🔥🔥This "Fried Chicken" is good-looking, the protagonist is decisive in killing, and the main theme is a "refreshing" character. You won't lose money if you invest in it! [Laughs] The protagonist travels through a parallel world, obtains a gold-fingered monster holding prison, undergoes an internship in freshman year, goes to 749 to take in monsters, and becomes an investigator of 749. From then on, his legendary journey begins...! ! ! [Note][Note]

488 西 Journey to the West: a Troll Monkey, a Pretentious Monk, and a Pig Being Beaten? One Thousand LeavesEastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted 21.3kReads8.5Score2kShelves

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🍒Two monkeys came to Huaguo Mountain. One monkey said some strange words from time to time. 🥦Well, this monkey is the transformation of Jin Chanzi. Jin Chanzi gave himself a very good monkey name... Hou Sai Lei! 🌽The other monkey is fat as hell. He is also quite strange. If he doesn't follow the training, he will run all over the mountain as if he is looking for something. 🥜I also like to drill holes from time to time. Well, he is the Tathagata. 🥦Tathagata used to be a Taoist priest who teaches Duobao. His true body is a treasure-hunting rat. He likes to find things... Because he is fat, the monkeys call him: Monkey Fatty.

490 盗 Tomb Robber: My Little Brother Has Become My Frog Son Qiu Yuetang PaintingsMystery624k WordsCompleted 3.5kReads8.8Score326Shelves

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🍀Tomb Robber x Traveling Frog, to the little brother, the heroine is like a mountain god, the heroine calls the little brother Zai Zai! The little unicorn Zai Zai will be loved to death by his mother!

492 收 After Adopting the Down-and-Out Female Lead, I Died Horribly in Front of Her Li HuanEastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted 157.9kReads9.1Score19.2kShelves

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📖This book is super popular! The male protagonist encounters a beautiful life simulator, he can venture into the parallel world, and all the swordsmen, fairies and witches are saved by him. However, in the simulated world, they actually formed a group and appeared. Is the male protagonist going to open the "Shura Field"? 😜 The plot has ups and downs, you won't lose money if you invest in it, hurry up and catch up!

493 清 Qingfengdu I Met You Too BigAncient Romance654k WordsCompleted 4.4kReads9.0Score562Shelves

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🍀① "Are you willing to worship me as your teacher?" Yuanshi Tianzun's cold voice sounded. "I do." Yu Qing was so excited when she heard her master accept her. Great, she finally hugged Master Tongtian's lap. In excitement, Yuqing kowtowed three more times with "bang bang bang" before ending. This one was knocking Zhencheng, Yuanshi Tianzun felt pain just looking at it. "In this case, from today on, you are my eldest disciple of Yuqing Yuanshi."...✨

494 怪 Ghost Talk Live Room Chong XiayuebanMystery3.1M WordsCompleted 18.7kReads8.9Score1.6kShelves

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I have knelt before the Buddha for three thousand years, and when I look back on this mortal world, I will not be an immortal. "Seeking the Devil" is really beautiful.

497 总 CEO, He Has His Wife Hidden in His Pocket Again A Honey Grapefruit CandyModern Romance491k WordsCompleted 3.6kReads8.1Score258Shelves

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🍒🍒This book is very good-looking and sweet. [Attention] The male protagonist is a rich and powerful boss. He is affectionate and dedicated. He has been waiting for the heroine since she disappeared 6 years ago! ✨Even if the heroine becomes Thumbelina, she will still be affectionate and will do everything for the heroine's sake. She is also afraid that the heroine will disappear again. She wishes she could hide the heroine in her pocket and carry her with her wherever she goes...! ! ! [Laughing][laughing]

498 抽 A Book with a Curtain Draw Cloth CurtainEastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted 1.8kReads5.8Score100Shelves

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💥💥Fuck! Damn it! Damn it! This Tomato Treasure novel, Fried Chicken, is funny and funny, and it's guaranteed to make you laugh! [Learned] The protagonist transformed into Tang Sanzang, activated the mother of systems, and obtained thousands of systems, such as the sign-in system, the punch-in system, the swallowing system..., It's all a matter of course! 🌴From then on, the ruthless bandit Tang Sanzang led his Westward Journey gang to become stronger and bigger, occupying Lingshan first and creating greater glory! It's so funny, so funny, I'm laughing so hard, hahaha...! ! ! [Laughing and crying][laughing and crying]

499 孽 The Evil Master Listens to My Command, I Lead the Invincible Teacher Rampant Portuguese Egg TartsEastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted 112kReads9.2Score12.5kShelves

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It's so funny that I have to kneel down for 3,000 years. Human beings have been flying into the sky for 2,000 years. Why can't I do it in 3,000 years?