Novels That Make You Laugh Yourself to Death in Bed at Midnight 半夜在床上笑死的小说
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- 801 A Half Cup of Peach Oolong Appeared at Home, So I Ruined the Lives of Those Two Cheaters 家里出现半杯蜜桃乌龙，我让这对狗男女身败名裂 When half a cup of peach oolong appeared at home, I ruined the lives of that cheating pair 41Reads—Score414d adds
- 802 My Grandmother Was Barely Cold in Her Grave When I Was Reborn in 1992 and Kicked My Own Grandfather 外婆尸骨未寒，我重生九二脚踹亲外公 My Grandmother’s Bones Were Barely Cold When I Was Reborn in 1992 and Kicked My Maternal Grandfather —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 803 The Top Spy in Officialdom: Sent to an Asylum from the Start 官场第一秘：开局就被送进疯人院 [An underrated political drama with real-world relevance] Locked up in a psychiatric hospital from the start? How is he supposed to hold office now? Secretary Jiang Nan's act of standing up for what was right became a trap carefully laid by his rival, and he was illegally confined to an asylum. Was this merely a provocation by local power brokers, or a deadly strike aimed at the leader behind him? When word was secretly delivered to the top, the real power struggle had only just begun... Watch h 20.1kReads7.4Score1.4k14d adds
- 804 My Neighbor Says My Red Wine-Colored Slip Dress Is Distracting Her Son from His Graduate Exams 邻居说我晒酒红色吊带裙影响她儿子考研 My Neighbor Says Hanging Out My Wine-Red Slip Dress Is Distracting Her Son from His Grad School Entrance Exams 52Reads—Score514d adds
- 805 My Daughter Kneels for a School-District Home, So I Make My Son-in-Law Shoulder Three Million in Debt 女儿为学区房下跪，我反手让女婿背债三百万 My Daughter Knelt for a School-District Home, So I Turned Around and Stuck My Son-in-Law with Three Million in Debt 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 806 Fake Eunuch, True Emperor 假太监真皇帝 A general practitioner from a family of traditional Chinese medicine doctors transmigrates, only to be dragged into the imperial harem as a eunuch on his very first day. He has no choice but to negotiate with the eunuch in charge of castration: could you let me off this once? I still have a blood feud to avenge! The eunuch says, “Sure!” 972Reads6.9Score—14d adds
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Plane Crash: Life on a Deserted Island with Beautiful Girls 空难：和美少女们的荒岛生活
After a breakup, Lin Bei survives a plane crash and ends up stranded on a deserted island with twelve haughty girl group members. He goes from going hungry and begging for food, to trading his talents for grilled fish, to having them crawl into his cabin night after night. After discovering treasure hidden on the island, he becomes a tycoon worth hundreds of billions two years later and buys their company.
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- 808 I'm a Mortician. Someone Offered Me Fifty Thousand at Midnight to Keep a Dead Man Quiet 我是入殓师，深夜有人出五万让我给死人闭嘴 I’m a Funeral Makeup Artist. Late One Night, Someone Offered Me Fifty Thousand to Keep a Dead Person Quiet 1Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Rogue Agent Has Arrived: Prince, Lie Down and Behave 特工狂妃驾到，王爷乖乖躺好
My Score Just Came Out Today, and It’s Going Up Also known as: The Hilarious, Satisfying Tale of a Sharp-Tongued Princess Who’s Gone Completely Bonkers and Is Running Wild (The short drama Agent Princess Has Arrived, Your Highness, Lie Down and Behave) (Hahaha, I laugh like an idiot while writing this) (A ridiculously satisfying story: the heroine fights with her fists and her words, is goofy, unhinged, and full of memes; lighthearted and hilarious; she never turns her frustration inward, she go
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- 810 I’m Just a Servant, and You Want Me to Dual Cultivate? 我都杂役了，你让我双修？ Young Gu Changqing sells everything he owns to join an immortal sect for the sake of his childhood sweetheart, only to be humiliated and pushed off a cliff by the woman he loves and a peerless prodigy working together. At the brink of death, he obtains an ancient legacy and begins defying fate. Rising to power through dual cultivation with a bevy of beauties, he eventually becomes a co-ruler who saves the world, then retires with his beloved women. 240Reads—Score—14d adds
- 811 Director: Stop Making a Scene. Me: Sure, I've Filed a Real-Name Report with the Police 总监：别闹了。我：好的，已实名举报警方 The Director: “Cut it out.” Me: “Sure. I’ve already filed a real-name report against the police.” —Reads—Score—14d adds
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I Kissed the Demon Dog’s Toes and Became a Cultivation World Troublemaker 亲吻魔犬脚趾，我成了修仙乐子人
[System shenanigans + absurd comedy + light power fantasy + no farming] Other cultivators slay demons and vanquish monsters, reaching for the heavens, but my very first cultivation quest is to kiss a demonic hound’s toe?! After awakening the Taiji Fun-Seeker System, the more ridiculous the quest, the more outrageous the reward! Fairy dresses, lace gloves, bizarre abilities... As long as I keep the antics coming, my cultivation skyrockets! No protagonist torture, no frustration, no melodrama, jus
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- 813 You Beast of the Hehuan Sect, Let Me Have a Go! 合欢宗的孽畜，放开让我来 Lin Feng, a menial disciple, accidentally obtains the lost and complete supreme cultivation art of the Hehuan Sect. From then on, he pretends to be a good-for-nothing while quietly building his strength amid the righteous and demonic factions. He practices dual cultivation with prodigies from various sects, causing their cultivation to soar and their status to rise. Keeping a low profile and shifting the blame along the way, he fights his way from a small sect into a major one. In the end, he ma 360Reads—Score—14d adds
- 814 They Traded Me for 380 Yuan in Bride Price, and I Died on the Platform 他们拿我换了380块彩礼，我死在站台 They Traded Me for 380 Yuan in Bride Price, and I Died at the Station —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 815 Back to the Beginner’s Village? No! I’m Here to Retire! 重回新手村？不！我是来养老的！ After completing 9,999 repair missions in minor worlds, Hua Yi decisively retires and chooses a world to spend her remaining years in. She seems like a fresh-faced newcomer who has just entered the world of cultivation, but behind the scenes, she’s a powerhouse who dares to go head-to-head with the Heavenly Dao! Along the way, she plays the pig to eat the tiger, picks up strays, and enjoys the gossip and drama. There’s the Child of Misfortune, sealed away by a powerful cultivator. There’s also t 10.3kReads9.2Score1.2k14d adds
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After Drawing Cards, You Must Always Play Your Role with a Smile 抽卡过后一定要笑着扮演
The arrogant, willful girl in scarlet calls herself a princess, bossing around every member of her escort team and claiming that protecting her is the greatest honor. Even the strongest of them, the male lead known as the “Light of Humanity,” cannot escape her clutches. She appoints him as her knight and orders him around more than anyone else, even making him kneel on one knee to put on her shoes. When the world livestreams the rescue of the World Tree, everyone sees the pampered princess tremb
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- 817 To Stay Alive, I Outworked Every Female Cultivator in My Sect 为了活命，我把宗门女修都卷了 “To Stay Alive, I Got Every Female Cultivator in My Sect to Work Themselves to the Bone” With his lifespan nearly exhausted, Ye Chen has spent forty years struggling in the sect and is still only at the ninth level of Qi Refining. Just as he falls into despair, he activates a Life-Extension System: help female cultivators break through their bottlenecks, and he can exchange the favor for more lifespan and cultivation. No power from the heavens, just careful planning at every step. An ordinary v 100Reads—Score—14d adds
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Moonlit Night, Conquest 月夜，征服
Lin Fan, a poor country boy from a mountain village, awakens an ancient medical inheritance by accident. From then on, his medical skills are divine, and his fate takes a turn for the better. By day, he's an unremarkable village doctor. But who could have guessed...
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- 819 Great Song Lotus Guard: A Transmigration That Begins with an Assassin 大宋芙蓉卫：穿越从刺客开始 [Detective Mystery] [Historical Romance] [Transmigration] [Strong Female Lead] [Wuxia] [Medicine] In 2046, Jiang Man, an elite agent from the GA Bureau, leaps into the flames of war in the second year of Jianyan under the Southern Song, hoping to find her lost love. This is her second transmigration. Unexpectedly, an accident occurs on her very first day. She possesses Zilian, an assassin of the Furong Guards, who is gravely wounded and unconscious, and the fusion of their consciousness is viole 620Reads9.3Score10814d adds
- 820 Five Beautiful Homeowners Take Turns Asking for Help 五位美女业主轮番求助 After leaving the army at 38, former scout Lin Feng becomes a security guard at Tianxi Bay. He never dreamed that five residents would take turns asking him for “help.” A clogged toilet? They call him. A feverish child? They call him. 298Reads—Score—14d adds
- 821 Wild and Free, Burning Through the Night 野风流，夜燃尽 [Read the first five chapters for free. If you don't like them, come punch me!] [Multiple Female Leads] [Pure Adrenaline] ✅ He never forgets a grudge or a favor ✅ A miraculous healer ✅ Unmatched strength ✅ Turns a poor village into a land of riches ✅ Wins the hearts of countless beauties Three years ago, Zhang Feng was beaten into an idiot by his rich rival in love and dumped back at his rural home. But the misfortune turned out to be a blessing in disguise: he gained an immortal's legacy and ma 15.8kReads8.4Score1.7k14d adds
- 822 My Grandmaster Is Zhuge Liang 我的祖师爷是诸葛亮 [Fantasy premise] [Urban supernatural powers] [Two Worlds] [Wits and strategy] [Three Kingdoms mysteries] Life is a play, and everything depends on your acting. Surrounded by enemies, fish in troubled waters. Make enemies believe they’re your friends, and make yourself seem like their enemy. Zeng Ming is plagued by a hidden ailment and has little time left to live. By sheer luck, he meets a benefactor and learns a life-saving spell passed down from Zhuge Liang. The trouble is, this spell comes w 2kReads9.5Score21914d adds
- 823 I Blew Up the Cultivation World with a Single Wok 我用一口锅，炸了修真界 Shen Yin, a woodcutter from Nanshan, knew no more than two hundred characters. His greatest wish in life was to marry a woman who owned three cows. One day, a white-robed fairy fell from the sky, smashed his cooking pot, and compensated him with a book. He couldn't recognize most of the words in it. For the ones he knew, he followed the instructions. For the ones he didn't, he guessed. 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 824 My Seven Sisters Are Peerless Beauties 我的七个姐姐风华绝代 I have seven sisters who aren't related to me by blood The eldest, Mo Xiangwan, is a domineering CEO! The second, Bai Yinshuang, is a peerless assassin! The third, Shen Bing, is an international flight attendant! The fourth, Gu Xinyi, is a miracle-working doctor! The fifth, Luo Xiao, is a cool and beautiful policewoman! The sixth, Luo Na, is a mysterious agent! The seventh, Ye Ningyun, is an unrivaled movie queen! With seven peerlessly beautiful sisters who all dote on their little brother, Wang 15.4kReads9.4Score4.1k14d adds
- 825 No Spiritual Roots? I’ll Hunt Down the Heavenly Dao with My Mortal Body 无灵根？我以凡躯猎杀天道 On the day of the tournament, my cousin sighs that I have no spirit root. My fiancée demands to break off our engagement. My whole clan sees me as a burden, and the Heavenly Dao declares me a cripple. But no one knows that the [Myriad Daos Return to the Void System] I awakened tells me: Spirit roots are shackles imposed by the Heavenly Dao. Having no spirit root is what makes a person whole! From then on, I forge an original Great Dao that requires no spirit root. My cousin is a genius? I'll gra 8.9kReads9.3Score78714d adds
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Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧？
Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara..
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- 827 A Journey Through the Martial World in Golden Winds and Jade Dew 金风玉露江湖行 Chen Hao comes from a world utterly different from this one. There, cultivators soar through the skies and burrow through the earth, spells can destroy heaven and earth, and sects have endured for millennia. As the son of the Hehuan Sect’s leader, he was meant to inherit the sect and roam the world in freedom. Until that blood-red night. His sect was destroyed, his father blew himself up, and every fellow disciple was killed. He fought desperately to protect his senior sister, only to end up wit 7.3kReads9.3Score1.1k14d adds
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The Official Road, Starting at Level Three 官道，从三段开始
My name is Bu Qingyun. (I hold a senior government post and have a fortune worth over a hundred million.) Let me tell you a secret. Ever since I was in elementary school, entering politics has been the light of my ideals and the flame of my ambition. It was buried in my heart like a seed, ready to take root and sprout as soon as the soil was right...
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- 829 The Dashing Scumbag 凤流渣男 My name is Gao Jin, and I married into my wife's family. My wife's family owns several properties acquired through redevelopment, and the rent they collect each month is more than they can spend. But life is unpredictable. My wife died in childbirth after a difficult labor. After she was gone, my mother-in-law entrusted her properties to me to manage and collect rent on. I thought I would spend the rest of my life as a carefree landlord, but then one trial after another came my way: My mother-in 1.8kReads7.9Score42814d adds
- 830 Ye Fan, the Live-In Son-in-Law 上门女婿叶凡 Ye Fan, an ordinary dockworker, marries into the Tang family as a live-in son-in-law. Little does he know that his fiancée's family looks down on him, especially his fiancée, Tang Ruxue, who often insults and beats him. During the Qingming Festival, when he returns home to pay respects to his ancestors, his parents give him a jade pendant wrapped in a piece of rag and a book with blank pages. They tell him that a middle-aged Taoist left them when Ye Fan was born, instructing them to hand them ov 15.2kReads8.7Score1.2k14d adds
- 831 Adoption into the Family 过继 This is a novel about a man growing up through blood and tears. Along with the cruelty of reality comes the trickery of fate. But if you’re a man, wipe away your tears and face every hardship. Make yourself tough as steel, unbreakable... 30kReads9.3Score3.2k14d adds
- 832 Endlessly Reborn to Kill the Male Lead 无限重生只为杀男主 Duan Wuer is trapped in an endless cycle of rebirth. Her greatest goal in life this time around: kill Qi Yi and clock out for good! Who could have guessed her assassination attempts would be so absurd, each one turning into a spectacular fiasco? She once became a buzzing mosquito, only for him to slap her dead. She once became a stray black dog, and he took her to be neutered. The most ridiculous time, she choked to death on a steamed bun while watching a play! Every assassination attempt fail 539Reads9.4Score10214d adds
- 833 After I Transmigrated, I Gave Up, but My Target Started Pursuing Me Instead 穿越后摆烂我被攻略对象反攻略了 Dual male leads, everyone's favorite, cultivation, System, angst first and sweetness later, reincarnation, amnesia, twists. I transmigrated into a hidden extra, and not just any extra, but a crucial one! The original story never even mentioned me! The calamity that will destroy the world is fast approaching, yet the System's missions are utterly baffling. Am I supposed to form a friendship bond with the child of destiny? Or win over the world-ending villain? And there's more than one child of de 460Reads9.4Score11014d adds
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Siheyuan: Returning from the Moat to Set Things Right in the World 四合院：护城河归来讨还世间公道
A modern special forces soldier returns to Beiping in 1931. From the start, a corpse floats in the moat, and his parents have been falsely accused. His enemies hold sway over Beiping, with officials and businessmen colluding and influence reaching everywhere. Bound to an arsenal of heavy combined-arms brigade weapons: five thousand guns, tanks and armored vehicles, attack helicopters, and unlimited supplies. He begins by rooting out Beiping's criminal underworld, then turns his sights on fore
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- 835 Siheyuan: Silly Zhu Rewrites His Life 四合院：傻柱改写人生 In his previous life, he was driven out of the Siheyuan and froze to death beneath a bridge. Reborn in this life, he returns to find the courtyard just as it was. But He Yuzhu is no longer the Silly Zhu everyone could push around. 9.9kReads6.7Score35814d adds
- 836 Reborn: The Phoenix’s Mistake 重生之凤凰错 Dual rebirth + soul transmigration + political intrigue In her previous life, she was the false phoenix princess who starved to death in a prison cell. Reborn with the advantage of knowing what was to come, she was certain the Crown Prince of Wei was the murderer. With a trump card after trump card, she plotted flawlessly. But she never realized the true killing game was hidden in her older sister's gentle smile. Twin phoenix princesses were seen as an omen of disaster. She took the calamity upo 318Reads9.4Score11414d adds
- 837 Surviving on a Deserted Island with the Female CEO 带着女总裁荒岛求生的日子 After leaving the military, Song Mo takes a job as a security guard at a corporate group. By chance, he travels abroad with the company’s female CEO and a number of senior executives. But when their plane suddenly crashes, Song Mo and several other survivors find themselves stranded on a deserted island... 613Reads8.3Score25814d adds
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Reborn as the Cannon-Fodder Original Wife of a Mad Power-Hungry Minister 穿成疯批权臣的炮灰原配
[Farming + Transmigrate into a Book + Sweet Romance] Witty, scheming girl vs. lovesick, obsessive powerbroker Xin Yueying transmigrates into a book, landing in an old-fashioned, preachy novel as the wicked wife of the deranged, obsessive second male lead. Shen Qingqi is the novel’s deranged, villainous male character. Born into a family of famed generals, he was imprisoned alongside the Shen family after his father offended powerful nobles. He suffered terribly in prison and was left with crippl
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- 839 Resistance War in the Siheyuan: A Dog by Day, a Wolf by Night 四合院抗战：白天是狗，晚上是狼 By day, he is Lu Chengan, a puppet army company commander under the Japanese. He bows and scrapes before the Japanese, calls his fellow puppet soldiers brothers, and pretends not to notice the contemptuous looks from the civilians. He leads his men through drills, patrols, and inspections, occasionally cooperating with the Japanese in their so-called “security enhancement campaign.” He puts on a show when he has to and turns a blind eye when he can. His company includes a platoon leader named 162Reads7.4Score11314d adds
- 840 Siheyuan: Returning from the Mass Grave to Collect Blood Debts 四合院：乱葬岗归来，血债血偿 At eighteen, Lu Jianjun is framed and nearly left to die in the wilderness, but by sheer luck, he survives. After that brush with death, he sees through the schemes and selfish motives of every household in the courtyard. Returning to the compound with the experience and livelihood skills he accumulated in his previous life, all he wants is to keep his own life steady, earn an honest living with his own hands, avoid the endless conflicts around him, protect the people he cares about, and carve o 135Reads7.4Score13614d adds
- 841 Siheyuan: The Whole Courtyard Is Asking for Trouble, So I Wipe Them All Out 四合院：全院作死，我直接杀光 After his Nascent Soul perishes, he returns to the courtyard in 1953 as a security chief, carrying on the legacy of a Celestial Master. But he discovers that his elder sister is dead and his nephew is on the brink of death. Those who seized the He family home and bullied the orphan will face karmic justice through a series of “accidents.” 594Reads8.6Score10014d adds
- 842 Siheyuan: Getting Better with Age, If You Can Do It, Step Up 四合院：越活越牛，谁行谁上 Song Yan, a top-ranked Honor of Kings streamer, dies suddenly during a livestream and transmigrates to the era of “Beasts in the Courtyard.” From the start, Jia Zhangshi and Banggeng bully him, but he unexpectedly awakens the Ultimate Counterattack System! Whenever he’s provoked, sabotaged, or set up, he instantly gets a reward: Any Honor of Kings skill he wants! Activate Kai’s Immortal Body, and anyone who touches me gets sent flying! Once Dian Wei goes berserk, every scumbag in the courtyard 4kReads7.3Score10214d adds
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Five Corpses in the Cellar 地窖里的五具尸体
Five Bodies in the Cellar
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The Crown of the Dark Moon 黑月光冠冕
[The first print volume is now available] [Sweet Romance in a Wealthy Family] + [A Forbidden Love Falls from Its Pedestal] + [Characters Awaken] + [A Chaotic Love Rival Showdown] “You are a cannon-fodder character in this world. Your character tags are: beautiful, vicious, and stupid. When you were eight, you were adopted by the Shen family, the most powerful family in Whale Harbor. The head of the family treasured you like a gem, but you joined forces with your villainous mother to scheme agai
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- 845 In the Siheyuan, Silly Zhu Stops Being a Doormat 四合院傻柱不在做冤大头 Snow blanketed the world. As he lay dying beneath a bridge, He Yuzhu watched his archrival, Xu Damao, summon the last of his strength to carry him back to the courtyard, and regret tore at his heart. Reborn as a young man, he awakens a mysterious pocket dimension and gains the skills of a culinary god. He immediately cuts ties with the Jia family. He will repay the deaf old lady's kindness, ease his younger sister's suffering, and rekindle his bond with Lou Xiao'e. As for those bloodsucking para 918Reads8.6Score10114d adds
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I Became My Ex's Mother-in-Law 我给前任当丈母娘
The short drama based on this novel, Uncle, I Only Want to Take Advantage of You, is now streaming. Starring Yu Long and Yang Mie Mie. [Older Man Romance] [Sweet Everyday Romance] [Powerful CEO] [Lighthearted and Funny] [No Angst, No Saintly Heroine] [No Affair] [No Stand-In] I showed up dressed to the nines at my ex-boyfriend's engagement party. He thought I'd come to ruin the event, but I smiled kindly and said, "We're family from now on, so there's no need to be so formal. Just call me Auntie
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- 847 Siheyuan: My Revenge Begins at the Mass Grave 四合院：从乱葬岗开始复仇 Reborn on a mass grave, Zhang Aiguo returns with a System. The scoundrels stole my family’s property, sold my younger sister, and left me for dead. This time, they’ll pay for every drop of blood! The hypocritical patriarch, the venomous old woman, every last one of them: none will get away! Watch as this young man delivers the ultimate judgment and gets his revenge in this man-eating courtyard! 373Reads8.8Score14514d adds
- 848 I’m Here to Set the Chaotic Siheyuan Straight 朕来整顿禽满四合院 After Zhu Yuanzhang died, he transmigrated into the body of a junior official. When he got home, he found that His wife was Empress Ma, doing laundry for someone else. His son was Zhu Biao, with a broken leg. His grandson was Zhu Xiongying, skin and bones. The so-called “good neighbors” in the compound stole from his family, insulted his wife, and schemed against his son. The whole place was full of beasts. Then the System arrived, bringing him master-level Chinese medicine, a farm he could c 1.3kReads6.1Score—14d adds
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I Can’t Stand Being Insulted, Because Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 我受不了一点气因为我骂人就变强
Hilarious as Hell + Multiple Heroines + No More Taking Abuse = Read Five Chapters, and If You’re Not Satisfied, You Can Dig Up My Ancestors’ Graves The protagonist is reborn in a women’s bathhouse... Wait, what? Why is the original owner such a piece of garbage? All right, he deserves to be cursed out! Then he awakens the legendary System. If he can hit someone, he won’t waste words. If he can curse someone out, he won’t hold back. The harsher the insults, the greater the rewards! Ding! Based on
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I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门
(The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh
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