Novels That Make You Laugh Yourself to Death in Bed at Midnight 半夜在床上笑死的小说
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- 601 After Binding to the King of Hell's Sign-In System, I Gave Up Trying 绑定阎王签到系统后，我摆烂了 A laid-off office drone gets bound to the King of Hell System. In endless instance worlds, he becomes a god by signing in and slacking off, only to discover that everyone is waiting for him to return and serve as a judge of the dead. But all he wants is to give up and coast. Xuanhuan, system novel, infinite flow, underworld, lighthearted Slacking off, overworked employee, sign-in, subverting expectations, power fantasy, comedy, wild imagination, modern city, past and present lives, mystery One-l 65Reads—Score—14d adds
- 602 I Became a Millionaire Overnight After My Divorce 离婚后我一夜暴富 My husband held up our property settlement agreement and said, “You’re not good enough for me anymore.” I calmly signed, then used all my savings to buy a lottery ticket. The next day, he clutched his new lover on TV and screamed, “Who stole my jackpot?!” I linked arms with his business rival and waved the lottery ticket at the camera: “Let me introduce you to my new husband.” 94Reads—Score—14d adds
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My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情
My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story
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- 604 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score11014d adds
- 605 Four-Year-Old Empress: Conquering the Business World with a Baby Bottle 四岁女帝，奶瓶收割资本圈 When I was four, I was brought back to a wealthy family. My aunt-by-marriage laughed and called me a bastard. My uncle thought I was an embarrassment. I casually revealed the secret they had hidden in their safe, and everyone thought I was a genius. Only I knew the truth: this wasn't talent. I had been reborn. But when I found my biological mother, she stared at me and said, “You're not my daughter. My daughter died four years ago. Who are you?” An old computer my adoptive mother left me co 61Reads—Score214d adds
- 606 A Quiet Understanding of Yan's Heart 微微知砚心 In the autumn of 1934, on a rainy night in Ningcheng, fate brought two people from different worlds together without warning. The down-and-out writer Bai Zhiwei clutched her father’s manuscript as she hurried through the rain, nearly colliding with a black military car beneath the dim streetlights. The pages scattered across puddles like white butterflies, the ink bleeding in the rain. The car door opened, and military boots crushed the reflections on the wet ground. Gu Yanqing, the warlord’s so 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 607 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 7.6kReads—Score11814d adds
- 608 A Collection of Super-Short, Sweet Romances 超短篇小甜文合集 All are sweet little stories! Each one is a standalone, super-short tale. Straightforward romance, no misunderstandings, quick progress, and quick endings. Story One: A tree finds his companion vine [Zhu Yan x Yue Zhiteng] Story Two: The man fought over by a rich woman and a rich young man [Tao Zhuo x Chen Shu] Story Three: A mountain spirit obsessed with human phones and a human who fall for each other [Lin Fenfen x Lu Yuan] Story Four: A severely lopsided student reborn in her third year of mi 3.7kReads8.2Score24214d adds
- 609 The CEO Has Had a Secret Crush on Me for Ten Years 总裁暗恋我十年 In the tenth year of secretly loving Song Zhiyi, He Yanzhou became her client. They met again at a product launch. He was calm and composed, just “a business associate who seemed a little familiar” to her. No one knew that his memories of high school were filled with her. She was the only girl he had ever pranked, and the focus of all his secret attention for ten years. Using work as an excuse, he drew closer step by step, playing the perfect gentleman with admirable restraint. That was, until 105Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Whole Sect Is Full of Powerhouses, but the Little Junior Sister Steals the Show 门宗全员大佬，小师妹独领风骚
[Everyone dotes on her + spoiled troublemaker + big shots + madcap inventions + kicks the male lead to the curb and shines on her own + mindless comedy + nonsense] Reborn as the legitimate eldest daughter of the Xia family, with laughably poor aptitude, Xia Yunyan has a deadbeat father, a cruel stepmother, and a scheming younger sister who targets her at every turn. After she wrecks the family fortune, she turns around and joins an immortal sect. But as soon as she arrives, her master vanishes w
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The Joys of a Woman Left Behind 留守妇女的快乐
In 1984, Li Guifang was left behind in a mountain village, raising two children on her own. The hardships of life had nearly crushed her. Just as she was sinking into despair, she started a new family with Lin Kun, the rough-hewn man next door. To her surprise, This older, burly man spoiled me rotten, and our life grew happier by the day.
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- 612 City of Hidden Shadows: A Mysterious Disappearance 都市谜影之神秘失踪 Twenty-three-year-old detective Xu Nian's first major case is the mysterious disappearance of a young girl. The client sobs, “My daughter answered a phone call and never came home!” The only clues are a diary and an ex-boyfriend whose body is covered in strange symbols. The symbols are the lost “Night Watcher cipher,” pointing to an abandoned chemical plant on the outskirts of the city. When Xu Nian sneaks into the plant's underground level, she sees something she will never forget Twenty t 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 613 My Aunt Moves In, and My Childhood Friend Gets Jealous and Cries 阿姨住进我家，青梅吃醋哭唧唧 His childhood sweetheart impulsively dumps her boyfriend, never appreciating what she has? Only to regret it once someone else steals him away? The man who's always been by her side is about to be taken from her, so she prepares to fight back. Too late! Stealing a man from an auntie is no easy feat. … 1.6kReads7.1Score17114d adds
- 614 The Heir Apparent Is Craving Something Again Today 世子今天又被馋哭了 The comic adaptation of the same name, The Young Lord Got Tempted by Food Again Today, is now available. On the very first day Duanmu Ying transmigrated into the body of a minor official's daughter, her half-sister shoved her into a corner and cracked her head against the wall. The good news: She brought the skills of an outstanding New Oriental culinary school graduate with her. The bad news: This backwater has no chili peppers, no wok, and even soy sauce is a rare luxury. But who is Duanmu Yi 173Reads—Score—14d adds
- 615 My Penthouse Connects to the Ancient World, and I Feed a Tsundere Young Marquis 顶楼通古代，我投喂了傲娇美世子 [Quirky little miser × Tsundere, pure-hearted heir apparent] [Transmigration + mutually devoted couple + one-on-one romance + sweet pampering + hoarding supplies] Su Bunan wished for a handsome man. That very night, a young man dressed in red, his face hidden behind his hair, crawled out of her wardrobe. She shrieked in terror. “I’ve learned my lesson! I won’t make random wishes again!” Seeing her dressed so scantily, Xue Xuchen turned around and covered his eyes. “I’ve guarded my purity for eig 3.3kReads8.9Score56014d adds
- 616 You Spent Our Wedding Night With Your Childhood Sweetheart, So Why Are You Crying About the Divorce? 新婚夜陪竹马，离婚你又哭什么？ [No cheating, no rebirth, wife-torment, multiple heroines and a love-triangle showdown, ex-wife regrets everything, male lead has powerful connections] After seven years together, Chen Yu quits his job to become a househusband, supporting his stunning CEO wife’s career. On their wedding day, Chen Yu believes he and his beautiful wife will live happily together forever. But on their very first night as newlyweds, his CEO wife, Su Wanning, secretly goes on a date with another man. When he hears th 18.1kReads6.9Score1.4k14d adds
- 617 Bound to a Gossip System, I Was Made a County Princess by the Emperor 绑定吃瓜系统后，我被皇帝封郡主 On Gu Yunshu's sixteenth birthday, she was bound to the “Gossip System.” At a palace banquet, the System suddenly delivered a shocking piece of gossip: the children born to the Noble Consort were actually fathered by the head of the Imperial Medical Academy! The words slipped out of her thoughts: “The emperor's been cuckolded!” The entire court heard her, and the emperor immediately ordered a blood test to confirm their parentage. The Noble Consort fell from power, the chancellor turned out 25Reads—Score514d adds
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The Sect Is Recruiting Disciples, and from the Start I Can See Their Attribute Panels 宗门收徒，开局看见属性面板
[Lighthearted Comedy + Everyday Life + Taking Disciples + Sect Building + System + Heartwarming + Slow Pace + The Protagonist Has Both Legs and Joins in the Fun.] After transmigrating into a cultivation world, Chu Xingchen awakened a disciple-recruitment System and gained the ability to see his disciples' traits! Starting from scratch, he would build the strongest sect. First Disciple: Li Yingling [Gold Trait: Cultivation Prodigy][Purple Trait: Extraordinary Luck][Blue Trait: Beautiful] Second D
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- 619 From the Start in the Hehuan Sect: I Begin Cultivating Immortality by Curing My Master’s Poison 开局合欢宗，从师尊解毒开始修仙 Based on the short drama of the same name, “Wicked Disciple, Look What You’ve Done” [satisfying revenge + Dual Cultivation Sect + wicked disciple + scheming + invincible + tormenting his master] Wicked disciple, wicked disciple! You’ve lost your mind! “Master!” “Don’t blame your disciple for being heartless. You’re just too irresistible, Master.” “Isn’t a villain supposed to do whatever he wants and commit every evil under the sun?” Master: “Ah!!! Wicked disciple, I… I’m going to kill you!” Shen 13.2kReads7.9Score1.4k14d adds
- 620 At 28, My Lucky Client Finally Came On Board 28岁，我的锦鲤乙方上岗了 While other people get promoted and a raise at twenty-eight, Gu Xiuyuan finally met the ultimate client from hell at the same age: someone who could counter his bad luck. As the poker-faced vice president of Ruike Medical, he believed in science, yet fate kept beating him down. Birds managed to bomb him with pinpoint accuracy as he walked, projectors always crashed during presentations, and even a sip of water could go down the wrong way. Then the new accountant, Ning Jinyue, filled out an expen 24Reads—Score—14d adds
- 621 A Breakup Revenge Tale: Awakening and Returning 分手复仇录：觉醒归来 I've got a new story out! You can find it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it! Your support inspires me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 22.8kReads7.8Score2.3k14d adds
- 622 A Gossip-Loving Heiress Has Arrived in the Wealthy Elite Circle 豪门圈里来了个能吃瓜的千金 [A brawny, looks-obsessed heroine VS a genuinely laid-back, sloth-like male lead. System + mind-reading + everyone dotes on the heroine + ensemble cast + all kinds of big shots. Slow burn.] Xia Yuanzhu was seventeen when she was brought back from her village to live with her family. Being suddenly transferred to an elite school didn’t faze her. She had System Bro watching her back! System 666 was a high-tech gossip System, and it kept Xia Yuanzhu up to date on all the school gossip! [What? The c 12.9kReads8.9Score1.7k14d adds
- 623 In the Demonic Path, I Become a God Through Pure Guesswork 人在魔道，全靠脑补成神 A socially anxious Demon Lord who wins by being misunderstood, and a ridiculous cultivation saga where everyone jumps to conclusions. #SocialAnxiety #Villain #System #EveryoneJumpsToConclusions #RidiculousPowerFantasy #SubvertingExpectations #Xianxia #FeigningWeaknessToCatchTheStrong #EveryoneMisunderstands #BecomingADeityWithoutLiftingAFinger When Cang Hanyi woke up, a voice had appeared in his mind: “Host, please slaughter a village to establish your authority.” In his previous life, he’d b 16Reads—Score—14d adds
- 624 Eerie: I Became the PM for Every Unscientific Project 诡异：我成了所有不科学项目PM From philosophical questions to the fate of civilization: Is humanity worth saving? Mu Shiyu's answer: That isn't for one person to decide. It's worth finding out together. In 2056, humanity collectively admitted something for the first time: this world no longer played by the rules. It all began thirty-two years earlier. One ordinary morning in 2024, a door appeared out of nowhere at an intersection in Shibuya, Tokyo. It wasn't a metaphor or an art installation. It was a real door, floating in 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 625 My Substitute Wife Is Pregnant 我的替身妻子怀孕了 My Substitute Wife Is Pregnant 1.4kReads—Score—14d adds
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The Carefree Village Doctor 村野医神好逍遥
[Rural life + miracle doctor + wealth-building + face-slapping] Ye Fan is framed, loses his job, ends up in prison, and even has his girlfriend run off with someone else. Forced to return to his hometown, Ye Fan opens a clinic to make a living. Then one day, he receives the legacy of the Ye family’s ancestors, and his life begins to change. He cultivates immortality, slays demons, and crushes every practitioner of dark arts. He studies medicine, brings benefits to all, and outdoes every miracle
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- 627 On Our Wedding Night, He Accused Me of Killing His Brother 替嫁当晚，他说我是杀弟仇人 “On our wedding night, my husband pressed a gun to my forehead. ‘You killed my younger brother.’ But what he doesn't know is that the ‘enemy’ he wants to kill and the woman he has yearned for over fifteen years are one and the same.” What you think is hell is only the entrance to the abyss. The demon you imagine has merely changed faces. The ending you expect is only the beginning of something else. 40Reads—Score—14d adds
- 628 My Wife Never Posts on Moments, Yet She Made Her Relationship Official with Someone Else at Midnight 妻子从不发朋友圈，却为别人深夜官宣 My Wife Never Posts on Moments, Yet She Officially Announced Her Relationship with Someone Else Late at Night 654Reads—Score214d adds
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The Little Country Doctor 乡村小神医
Ma Xiaojian’s older brother, Ma Dazhuang, was tricked into going to Southeast Asia. For three years, there was no word from him. When news finally came, he had been detained at a casino and couldn’t get away. When his sister-in-law, Hu Guilan, heard what had happened, she became so distressed that she fainted on a field path. In desperation, Ma Xiaojian used the “Nine Heavenly Physician Needles” taught to him by an old master doctor and did everything he could to revive her. With his family i
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- 630 Tales from Taoyuangou, by the Shores of Fairy Lake 桃源沟，仙女湖畔的那些事 Synopsis: [Mountain Village + Divine Healer + Thrilling Wish Fulfillment + Passion + Invincible + Face-Slapping + Urban Cultivation] By a twist of fate, Su Xiaofan obtains the Divine Dragon Token and roams the world with a battle-ready dragon at his side. He digs in the mountains, farms the land, and makes a fortune, wielding power over the world and sleeping with beauties in his arms. What? You want to hand me over to the village? No way! I still have to restore the Dragon Clan and rescue the f 6kReads8.2Score60214d adds
- 631 Addicted to Self-Discipline, I Lose Control Only When I Love You 自律成瘾，唯独爱你失控 Ouyang Chenyi's life motto: Wake up at five every morning, keep his body fat at 12 percent, and never get involved in love, which could cloud his judgment. Then one dawn, he saw a woman practicing on a riverside terrace, her body as supple as a poem. The CEO Ouyang Chenyi became: studying How to Win an Artist's Heart, turning flower deliveries into a joke, arranging dates in Michelin-starred restaurants, and turning down billion-dollar contracts to watch her perform. Everyone was stunned. What h 27Reads—Score114d adds
- 632 Reborn, My Goddess Counselor Wants to Have My Baby 重生后，女神辅导员要给我生孩子 Chen Jianghe leaped from the 89th floor and, against all odds, was reborn. It was 2006. The stock market was booming, the property market was thriving, the economy was hot, and opportunities were everywhere. That year, Chen Jianghe had just started his freshman year of college. “Chen Jianghe, your courage in confessing your feelings last night was admirable. But you’ve only just started college, and it’s too soon to be dating. I hope you’ll focus your energy on your studies. Once you enter the 35.1kReads9.3Score2.8k14d adds
- 633 Liu Wangcai’s Carefree Life 刘旺财的逍遥人生 The young troublemaker was sentenced to five years in prison for saving his girlfriend. The day after his release, he attended her wedding and unexpectedly gained an extraordinary ability. From then on, he made his fortune and rose to the top. His gold-digging ex-girlfriend begged him to forgive her. The countryside was full of wildflowers, but I wasn't going to waste my time arguing with you... 6.2kReads8.4Score63014d adds
- 634 He Watches You from the Shadows 他在背后凝视你 Chi Wan, a female detective, had seen more than enough corpses, but never one with roses offered after death. A famous woman painter was brutally murdered in her studio. There was a small wound between her brows and a thornless rose by her side. Every piece of evidence pointed to her abusive husband, and Chi Wan was ready to close the case, until a man appeared. “My name is Wenren Jing. I’m the victim’s defense attorney.” Gentle and refined, he nevertheless brought the case crashing down with a 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 635 Period: Pretty Educated Youths Have All Come to My Backyard 年代：漂亮女知青都进了我家后院 (No System, no space, a satisfying period novel, a new work from a veteran author) Chen Junsheng wakes up and finds himself back in 1981, at the turning point of his fate. He comes first in the county in the college entrance exam preliminary selection, only for someone else to take his place? He’ll take it back! His family has four female educated youths with powerful connections, and you expect him to start from nothing and keep his head down? No way! A man won’t grow rich without a windf 47.1kReads9.0Score4.3k14d adds
- 636 A Miracle Doctor from the Mountain Village 山村乡野神医 Scallop Village is a small coastal village. When the village men went out to gather seafood, an accident left several women widowed and their children orphaned. They make a living by selling scallops and abalone. During one of his own trips to gather seafood, Ye Feng finds a dragon pearl and falls into a coma for three years. He remains unconscious until Lin Xiangyu follows some advice and awakens him with a secret recipe. 7kReads8.4Score52614d adds
- 637 The Germaphobe Miss and the Tsundere Mr. 洁癖小姐与傲娇先生 [Devoted to Each Other + Sweet Romance + Severe Germaphobe + Tsundere Young Master + Happy Ending] When a sterile world collides with a life of danger, two souls who have nothing in common are forced to live together. Lin Xingchen, a germaphobe above all else, even disinfects the air; Lu Yan, who says one thing and means another, hides his tenderness behind a cold exterior. Diapers and surveillance cameras fly side by side, while disinfectant and danger share the same scene. Amid infant cries 1Reads—Score114d adds
- 638 The Carefree Country Doctor 乡野逍遥神医 (Peerless Village Woman) Li Fugui is a fool, as the saying goes, a few bricks short of a load. But by a stroke of luck, he obtained a mysterious inheritance. He originally only wanted to be a humble village doctor, but even a king gets bored! So when gods stand in his way, he slays them; when demons stand in his way, he vanquishes them. Watch as this fool climbs to the pinnacle of life. 4.5kReads9.2Score54814d adds
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I'm Dying! Someone Got Himself an Ancestor 笑死，有人包了个祖宗
Zhang Zhaolin ran into the handsome young man he had once sent flying with his car again at a sleazy dinner party. The boy was frail and broken, a commodity on the table waiting to be sold to the highest bidder. In his eyes, fixed on Zhang Zhaolin, was an emotion he couldn’t quite name. Zhang Zhaolin was usually made of stone, but for once he softened and took the boy away. And then? You want to know what happened next? Then he was completely wrapped around the boy’s finger. Pampering him and co
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- 640 The Strongest Country Boy Leaves the Whole County Stunned 最强乡村小伙，全县吓傻了 Never underestimate this country boy! He possesses the legacy of an unrivaled divine healer, with abilities no one can match. A village bully tries to seize land? He takes down the bully's powerful backer! A spoiled rich kid tries to humiliate him? He face-slaps him on the spot and leaves him utterly disgraced! He heals the sick, saves lives, makes a fortune every day, and builds businesses throughout the towns and villages. From a country youth everyone looked down on to a renowned divine docto 286Reads7.6Score10214d adds
- 641 I'm Dead, I Actually Went Down Because of a Fart 笑死，我竟栽在一个屁上 I can't believe it. I got taken down by a fart. 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 642 A Treasure Basin in the Countryside 乡村一个聚宝盆 A young man from the countryside unexpectedly acquires a “Treasure-Gathering Basin.” Put ordinary wine inside, and the next day it becomes a top-quality vintage. Put ordinary ginseng inside, and the next day it becomes thousand-year-old ginseng. Put ordinary kidney-tonifying pills inside, and the next day they work wonders for men. With the Treasure-Gathering Basin’s help, Chen Qi begins living a wonderful and happy life. 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 643 Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架？笑死，我根本没有好吗 [Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up 64.3kReads8.7Score6.2k14d adds
- 644 Divine Doctor Zhao, the Old Man from Apricot Blossom Village! 杏花村神医赵老汉！ Fifty-two-year-old Zhao Dazhu had been a bachelor his entire life. With no one to rely on in his old age, he was mocked by the villagers and bullied again and again by the village tyrant. He thought that was how his life would end, but he unexpectedly obtained a mysterious inheritance and mastered peerless medical skills. From then on, his life became a series of cheat-like victories! Anyone who took from him would have to pay back double. Anyone who bullied him would have to kneel before him, k 6.3kReads8.0Score56014d adds
- 645 The Invincible Village Doctor 山村无敌村医 Li Dahai, a country doctor, returns to his village and opens a clinic. He sets out to heal the sick and save lives, only to discover that the village is not quite what he imagined. From then on, one extraordinary encounter follows another, and his medical skills grow ever more impressive. 991Reads7.6Score11014d adds
- 646 I'm Dead, Whose CEO's Wife Drives an Excavator? 笑死，谁家总裁夫人开挖掘机啊 [Two male leads + older love interest + sweet and angsty romance + domineering CEO + showbiz + happy ending] Xia Huaizhou is an excavator operator at a construction site who dreams of becoming an actor. He's passionate and sincere, resilient and determined. Huo Xingchuan is the young CEO of Linghai Group. Rational and coolheaded, he has an iron grip on things and is used to being in control. Neither of them could have imagined that a torrential downpour would entangle two people from such differ —Reads—Score—14d adds
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Bro, Keep Simping for That Fake Sweetheart and I'll Go After Your Nemesis 哥，你再舔白莲花我就舔你死对头
[Training Her Brother + Training Her Husband + Girl Pursues Guy (Gives Up Halfway) + Guy Pursues Girl (Face-Slapping Comeuppance)] Sharp-tongued military rogue male lead vs. spoiled, rebellious female lead. They come from equally matched families. A hilarious, satisfying period romp where everyone is crazy! The female lead is a little selfish and morally dubious! In her previous life, her hopelessly lovesick older brother devoted himself to fawning over a fake innocent, only to meet a tragic end
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- 648 A Laugh That Could Kill 笑死人不偿命 So funny it'll kill you. 3Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Rugged Man’s Overwhelming Love: His Sweet Little Wife Falls for Him 糙汉强势爱，娇软小媳妇沦陷了
Originally titled “A Lonely Bed Is Hard to Bear, While the Rugged Neighbor Scratches at Her Wall Night After Night” [lonely nights / maximum sweetness / period setting / delicate beauty / devoted love / slow-burn romance / building wealth / glimpses of an ensemble cast / love at first sight / close proximity / sisters-in-law as foils] Delicate young wife × iron-willed, rugged man Hua Xiaoyue is left alone in an empty bed, the long nights hard to endure. Her family scolds her, her in-laws berate
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Peaceful Days in the Siheyuan 四合院岁月静好
In a courtyard in 1965, there are no petty squabbles, no shrews screaming in the street, no scheming, and no affairs. Everyone is simply doing their best to get by. Here, life is peaceful and the years are serene!
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