Stories with a Cheeky, Funny Protagonist 主角贱贱的，搞笑的

1. 1 叫 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 Qing Chen青沉Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 90.1kReads9.2Score9.8k14d adds

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   Beautiful and captivating, Old Deng's sketches keep me awake at night.

2. 2 哎 Oh No! I’m One of the Seven Deadly Sins, and I Got MVP! 哎呀！我七原罪，得了MVP！ Captain of the Trapping Camp陷阵营营长Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Dark comedy + hilarious + ruthless action + global setting + unconventional ideas + one heroine + near-invincible protagonist + power fantasy with a brain (or without one)] Horror games descend upon the world. Those chosen to participate must face challenges of inhuman difficulty. Though the games are full of torment, they also offer people a chance to gain supernatural powers. Life or death. A meteoric rise, or losing everything. But Lu Ce, who has been unable to feel pain since childhood, fee 142.3kReads9.3Score16.9k14d adds

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   It's so damn good-looking

3. 3 世 Everyone Avoids the Troublemaking Girls, but I Take Them All In 世人皆避精神小妹我尽数收留 Mo Mi莫羋Urban433k WordsOngoing Spiritual little sisters, yoga pants: which one can make you stop in your tracks? ...Stop looking, this is the one! To give everyone a good show, I spent 6,000 yuan to live with a spiritual little sister for a month, together around the clock. What? You say that's still not enough? Then how about adding a System, too!? Gu Xingchen transmigrates back ten years and uses his System to turn his life around. Every spiritual little sister in the county follows him... Their world is on guard against th 46.6kReads6.2Score2.9k14d adds

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   The first book has been adapted into a comic book; it's a system-based revenge story with multiple female leads… The second book is a angst-filled novel, already completed, so you can read it without worry. See how the female lead escapes from a park in northern Myanmar…

4. 4 女 Women, Don't Go to Northern Myanmar. There's No One There. 女人不要去缅北那里没有人 Mo Mi莫羋Urban323k WordsCompleted The world is beautiful. I won't be coming back in my next life. Bailu (a pseudonym) said something after returning from northern Myanmar that I still can't forget. She said: "When Heaven was taking me apart, it got the balance just right. Any harder, and I'd have died. Any gentler, and I might have had a decent life." My so-called best friend tricked me into going to northern Myanmar. That's when I learned that women here aren't even treated as human beings. Beatings, imprisonment, being drained 21.5kReads7.4Score1.2k14d adds
5. 5 诡EN Supernatural Awakening: I Can Become a Demon King 诡异复苏：我能化身大妖 Fallen Leaves Return to the Earth叶落归泥Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted [Ghost Stories + Journey to the West + Hilarious Comedy + Sunny Boy + Mental Illness + Positive-Energy Sayings] As the supernatural revived and the uncanny world fell into chaos, Jiang Chen awakened the Demon Transformation System. By provoking emotional fluctuations in ghosts and monsters, he could absorb ghost energy and use it to draw Demon Transformation Cards, taking on the forms of great demons from Journey to the West. Faced with all kinds of violent, savage, strange, and sinister ghost 169.8kReads9.5Score17.3k14d adds

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   The plot is vividly described, leaving a deep impression on the reader and evoking strong emotions and insights.

6. 6 9 999 God-Tier Identities: A Spectacular Beatdown of the Protagonist 999种神级身份，花式吊打主角 An'an's Little Money Jar安安的小钱罐Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Villain + invincible + comedy + messing with the protagonist + trope subversion + lighthearted wish fulfillment] Chu Feng transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes the senior disciple of Qingyun Sword Sect. He seems to have the perfect start, but before he can even pop the champagne, he discovers that he’s destined to be the ultimate villain. His predecessor was so helpful that he already made a mortal enemy of a Chosen Protagonist! Worst of all, that Chosen Protagonist has already grown p 7.4kReads8.6Score66514d adds

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   🌟🌟🌟Personally, I think these books are pretty good. They mainly feature: [dark humor + comedy + decisive action + global setting + unique plot + single female lead + semi-invincible + intellectually stimulating (though mindless is also acceptable)]. A global horror game has descended, and those chosen can participate in various challenges of inhuman difficulty... They're so good! ✨✨✨

7. 7 我 I Really Didn't Rely on My Disciple 我真没靠徒弟 Silent Sigh叹气无声Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted [Raising disciples + lighthearted comedy + hot-blooded action. The protagonist isn’t instantly invincible. Some angst, so don’t read if that’s not your thing.] “What? The number one sword immortal of Da’an and the Medicine Emperor of the Southern Domain are disciples of a mere Body Tempering martial artist?” “Give me a break. Do you really think someone who could teach a sword immortal and a Medicine Emperor is only at the Body Tempering realm?” “Exactly! Do you know how the Rift-Splitting Gorge 35kReads9.1Score3.6k14d adds
8. 8 我 I Only Tried to Get Myself Killed Once, and I’m Rewarded with a Chaos Constitution? 我才作死一次，就奖励混沌体？ A Stranger in the Mortal World陌路红尘Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [System + Scheming + Comedy + Subverting Expectations + Daring to Die] Lin Bei transmigrates to the Desolate Ancient Continent and gets himself a Super Dare-to-Die System. From then on, if there’s a way to die, he’ll take it. And if there isn’t, he’ll make one! A wild Saintess has appeared up ahead? Lin Bei: Leave her to me! Everyone who enters the Desolate Ancient Secret Realm is doomed to die? Lin Bei: Leave it to me! An immortal has descended, and his mount is a plump, gorgeous crane at the p 5.2kReads8.3Score59814d adds
9. 9 牛 The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban782k WordsOngoing A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi 23.9kReads8.9Score2k14d adds

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   He gets raped by the village chief's wife in an online game, and in real life, he's hit by a car and left paralyzed. The protagonist uses all sorts of outrageous tricks to defy fate. Playing games, becoming a golden immortal—the hilarious immortal journey of delivery guy Shi Jin!

10. 10 最 The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门：祖师爷是个大忽悠 Sprout of the Tusi King's City土司王城的嫩芽Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsOngoing (A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca 909Reads8.9Score—14d adds

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    The main character is both cheeky and sassy, I couldn't stop laughing, I just couldn't tell the difference.

11. 11 再 Look at Me Like That Again and I'll Slap You 再看老子拍死你 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy530k WordsOngoing [The Most Hardcore Male Lead] [邪修] [A Cunning Old Schemer] [A Little Pervert] [Making a Fortune in Silence] [Beast Taming] [Looting Corpses] [Romantic Encounters] Slapping beautiful women, romantic encounters, dual cultivation, looting corpses, and finishing off his enemies with a surprise strike. He raises a pack of ferocious beasts, birds of prey, venomous insects, and corpse puppets, and his combat prowess is off the charts. The male lead pulls off one outrageous move after another, never pla 7.8kReads—Score76514d adds

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    [A cunning and ruthless male protagonist] He slaps beautiful women, has romantic encounters, picks up bargains, loots corpses, and finishes them off with a swift counterattack. He raises a group of ferocious beasts, birds of prey, and insects, constantly pulling off outrageous maneuvers. This lovable but mischievous protagonist never plays by the rules, the pace is fast, and there are tons of satisfying moments. You won't regret investing in him! 😘[Shocked][What?]🥺😘

12. 12 重 Reborn, My System Somehow Eloped with a Girl 重生我的系统居然拐了个妹子 Fate Beneath the Pen笔下轩缘Eastern Fantasy327k WordsOngoing The protagonist, Yun Fan, was an ordinary loser and shut-in on Earth before he accidentally transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivators. With the help of his System, he lay flat and did nothing, suppressing the Great World of Cangyun for a hundred thousand years. Just as he was about to ascend to the upper realm, a powerful Immortal Emperor came after him to avenge his son. At the critical moment, the shut-in System used a few little tricks, and the two Systems joined forces to tear open ch 9Reads—Score—14d adds

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    How about this one too?

13. 13 你 Hey, You! Do You Really Have to Be This Low-Key?! 你小子！用不用这么低调！！ Half a Cup of Lingering Sorrow半盏残忧Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsOngoing The immortal, undying ancient dragon left behind only a rotting corpse. The phoenix, unafraid of death, was reduced to a single broken root feather. The auspicious qilin, surrounded by good fortune, could not foresee its own death. The Black Tortoise, master of countless laws, had its shell forcibly stripped away. The cemetery of the gods still stands, watching the ruins endure for millennia, while grass and trees flourish and fade through the seasons. Who dares claim to be immortal… The years t 1.6kReads—Score—14d adds

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    Not a wish-fulfillment story, no harem elements, lighthearted and humorous, depicting ordinary daily life.

14. 14 逼 You Forced Me to Dual Cultivate at the Acacia Sect. What Are You Regretting Now? 逼我去合欢宗双修，现在后悔啥？ Qin Gengxin秦更新Eastern Fantasy287k WordsCompleted [Ranma-style gender swapping] [Multiple heroines] [Comedy] [System] [Cultivation] Ye Jinhuan is forced by a gang of cunning villains to transform into a woman and infiltrate the Hehuan Sect. He has no choice but to play their game of wits. Fortunately, he awakens the strongest Spy System and gains supernatural abilities, including the power to eavesdrop on people’s thoughts. His schemes leave everyone who forced him into this predicament filled with regret. Though surrounded by beautiful women i 894Reads5.8Score—14d adds

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    Please, Your Majesty, choose a concubine. 🤭🥰😎😎😳🥰🥰

15. 15 合 The Useless Disciple of the Hehuan Sect 合欢宗废材 Qin Gengxin秦更新Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + traditional fantasy + multiple heroines + espionage + battles of wits] Ye Huan is a disciple so disappointing that even the Hehuan Sect wants nothing to do with him. By chance, he obtains an inheritance, and from then on becomes a man who can hold up the heavens. One way for men to survive in the Hehuan Sect is to become spies. As it happens, Ye Huan is an espionage enthusiast, and with his exceptional powers of logical deduction, he matches wits with all sides on the covert fro 1.7kReads7.2Score16714d adds
16. 16 都 The City Mystic Wu Xiaogou's Path to Immortality 都市神棍吴小苟修仙记 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Urban162k WordsOngoing [Invincible power fantasy + divination + urban cultivation + miracle doctor + comedy + flirting + demon slaying + ghost hunting] At the foot of Wusheng Mountain, the young Wu Xiaogou is raised by an old Daoist nicknamed “Lao Se Pi,” who teaches him “how to pick up girls,” “flirting techniques,” and “how to bluff with divination.” By a stroke of luck, his pet husky, the “Poop-Catching Emperor,” leads him into an ancient tomb, where he obtains the [Martial Saint Thunder Beast Divination System]. F 123Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I laughed so hard I crowed! This urban fantasy novel burned out my CPU, who knows what I mean! I've been following "The Urban Tycoon Wu Xiaogou's Cultivation Journey" for three days, and I laughed so hard my neighbors thought I was demolishing my building! The protagonist, Wu Xiaogou, comes with an "unreliable" buff, and on his cultivation journey, he's accompanied by two hilarious pets—a husky named "Poop-Catching King" who steals the neighbor's golden retriever's dog food, always running away before fights, and a master of destruction; and a colorful pear-shaped cat named "Porcelain Empress Dowager" who, despite her arrogant demeanor, always manages to knock over Wu Xiaogou's magical artifacts at crucial moments. The jokes are ridiculously dense: his alchemy furnace explodes and "Poop-Catching King" uses it as fireworks, his sword flight is slapped into a trash can by "Empress Dowager," yet the satisfying moments are also incredibly explosive, with each mishap leading to an unexpected great opportunity. If you haven't read it yet, hurry up and read it! You'll regret missing this hilarious and addictive cultivation novel! 🖤

17. 17 化 I Became an Evil Cultivator. What Can Heaven Do to Me? 化身邪修天耐我何 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy221k WordsCompleted The Legend of Wu Xiaoxie, the Demonic Cultivator Who Fears Nothing tells the story of Wu Xiaoxie, a mysterious orphan, on his extraordinary path to immortality. Born with a wicked charm and a hideous scar, Wu Xiaoxie possesses a demonic cultivation talent that shocks the world. After saving a badly wounded demonic cultivator and receiving their techniques, he embarks on the path of demonic cultivation. Unrestrained in his ways and at odds with the righteous path, he becomes a thorn in its side. 57Reads—Score614d adds
18. 18 我 I Hunt Down Transmigrators in Ancient China 我在古代抓捕穿越者 Evergreen Greens长青菜菜Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted The protagonist, Long Chen, transmigrates into an ancient world. But it turns out that world is full of transmigrators. They belong to many different factions. Long Chen, himself a transmigrator, receives a mission: eliminate every other transmigrator. … 3.4kReads—Score17214d adds

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    I recommend a good book.

19. 19 蛊 Gu King Ajie 蛊王阿杰 Little Sheep That Can Fly Every Day每天会飞的小羊Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [Fantasy + Gu Arts + Comedy + Rebirth + Hidden Identity + Mystery + Feuds + First Person] “Reborn to defy fate and slay the Blood Demon, break the curse and ascend to Emperor, unrivaled among the gods!” [Laughing out loud! Can Gu King A Jie cut his way through a fantasy world with this trick?] Miao Awei (roaring): Miao A Jie, prepare to die! He kicked me off a cliff in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons. When I opened my eyes again, I had been reborn three years in the past. Miao Cuihua (poundi 105Reads8.1Score—14d adds

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    Super hilarious! Absolutely hilarious! This novel, *Gu King A-Jie*, is a game-changer in the online novel world, becoming an instant hit upon release—a must-have for your bookshelf! 🙏🙏 The protagonist, Miao A-Jie, starts off in dire straits, tormented by various bizarre Gu poisons like the Golden Silkworm Gu, Snake Gu, and Peach Blossom Gu, finding himself in a desperate situation. How will he break free? The entire story is tense and thrilling, keeping you glued to the screen! 💥💥 Of course, this novel isn't just about thrills. The comedic scenes are equally phenomenal, guaranteed to make you laugh until you drop! If you only want the laughs, skip to chapters 74, 80, 124, 184 - 198, 202, and 223—they'll definitely have you laughing until your abs cramp! Also, I highly recommend *The God of Laughter's Counterattack, A Thousand Wishes*! The Jade Emperor is reincarnated as a woman, with all sorts of nonsensical and hilarious plot twists—don't miss it if you're interested!

20. 20 笑 The God of Laughter's Comeback: A Pact of a Thousand Wishes 笑神的逆袭，千愿之约 BT28Modern Romance277k WordsOngoing “Help! Where are my imperial robes and jade tablet? Why have they all turned into these pink frilly things!” At dawn, the Jade Emperor's distraught roar rang out through the girls' dormitory. He had spent the previous night reviewing memorials in the Hall of Miraculous Mists. After waking up, he found himself in the body of a frail female student. “Xiaoshen! Did you fall in the toilet or something? Come out already, or I'm seriously going to wet myself!” Outside the bathroom door, Xu Jiaojiao's 7Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 21 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance627k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.9kReads—Score12714d adds

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    It's so good, so funny, super hilarious.

22. 22 滚 The Tough-as-Nails Fortune Teller Breaks into the Immortal Realm 滚刀肉卜卦闯仙界 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy416k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Absurd Humor + Nonsense + Xianxia + Spirit Beasts] Wu Tiedui stumbled upon a legacy in a ruined temple and kicked off comedy mode, beginning a life of laying low in the immortal realm! Greedy, lecherous, fond of good food, and lazy! 149Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A laugh-out-loud Xianxia masterpiece! Who can understand it?! "The Tough Guy's Divination Adventures in the Immortal Realm" truly masters of humor and banter! The chubby Wu Tie is a master of witty banter, the unreliable old Taoist Fu always messes things up, Lei Pipi steals pig's trotters, and Tie Hanhan throws "poop bombs"—the jokes are so dense you might choke! The chase between a ninth-level Qi Refining cultivator and the theft of secret manuals hidden in a basement are incredibly engaging. The story blends the everyday life of the common people with the flavor of Xianxia, and even includes a system of merit points—it's a thrilling and stress-relieving read! You'll really regret not checking it out! 💙

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