Any Books Funnier Than Starting Out Selling Potency Supplements? 有没有比开局卖大力还搞笑的书？

1 我 Isn't It Only Natural for a Slime Like Me to Crush a Dragon? 我一个史莱姆吊打巨龙很合理吧？ Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 193.7kReads9.7Score23.6kShelves

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They are all very funny. The first five yyds are good.

8 病 I Woke with a Start from a Dream, Only to Find Out I'm the Villain 病从梦中惊坐起，反派竟是我自己 Six Gourds六个葫芦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 106.2kReads9.3Score10.8kShelves

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The first one was really funny, I was hiding under the covers in the middle of the night and secretly laughing out loud. The second one was really funny when I saw the protagonist torturing the son of luck, and the son of luck was so helpless and furious. [Laughing] Be careful when entering the third Lolita book [Laughing]

10 疯 This Is Insane! One Question Made Millions of Students Cry 疯了！一道题难哭亿万学生 Clouds Stop, Water Flows云止流水Urban507k WordsCompleted [Adapted into a short drama] He is elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most twisted question setter in the world! One exam wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, and a single question brought 200,000 students in Huicheng to tears! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions swirling through their head. [What color was Daji's bellyband?] [Did the King of Qin circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise?] [This is a Chinese exam, and 10.8kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves

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Book 1 is the funniest. The next two books are similar to tangerine peel, and they are talkative thief 6.

13 道 Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架？笑死，我根本没有好吗 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up 78.7kReads8.7Score7.5kShelves

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[Grass has been planted] [Grass has been planted] The protagonist Lin Bei travels through a parallel world and becomes the "first person to kidnap against morality". Faced with a pregnant woman who was forced to give up her seat on the high-speed rail, he directly retorted: "The wrongdoer has his own fault, and the child you are carrying is not my child!" This hard-core operation of using violence to counter violence specializes in all kinds of virgin bitches and moral kidnappings, and can be called "a textbook for sobriety in the world."

14 我 I Master Thousands of Martial Arts, Then Slaughter My Way Through the Ten Thousand Races 我以万千武学入道杀穿万族 Demon's Path魔行Urban2.8M WordsCompleted [The farther you read, the better it gets, with no filler at all] [Steady updates, guaranteed quality] Origin energy resurges, and eighteen-year-old Xiao Fan leaves a third-tier city. By a twist of fate, he enters the Supergod Class, where all of humanity’s strongest geniuses gather. Having always kept his head down and quietly built up his strength, he decides, under the inspiration of generations of fallen heroes, to burst onto the scene and astonish the world. In the border war zone, he makes 133kReads9.0Score19.7kShelves

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Almost the same as Dali

15 红 Tilted Top Laner: Crushing the Opposing Lane from the Start 红温上单：开局打崩对抗路 Director Qing Yuning庆遇年主任Sports1.4M WordsCompleted Uzi, I’ve got amazing news! To repay you for once handing in an application so you could play a visual novel, Lord Su Chen said after winning the championship: All you have to do is submit an application too, and he’ll personally edit you into his championship trophy photo! If you’re willing to give him a bathtub as a victory gift, he’ll even slim your face for you! .. My name is Su Chen. I’m a professional League of Legends player: handsome, mild-mannered, and a cleanliness fanatic. I love 38kReads9.2Score2.5kShelves

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After Su Chen won the championship, he said: Uzi, as long as you write an application, he will put you in the cup photo! Give him a bathtub and help you slim down your face! Su Chen, LPL professional player, reborn + [red temperature system], the intensity depends on the temperature on other people's faces. In order to change the weakness of LPL, he had to act strangely - although he has a gentle nature, he doesn't like it in his heart. He loves the championship trophy the most because it is the cleanest thing in the world - there are no "stains" on it. [Laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly], author Chunchun Xiaoheizi

16 灵 Supernatural: I Have a Copy of Journey to the West 灵异：我有一本西游记 Fallen Leaves Return to the Earth叶落归泥Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted [Ghost Stories + Journey to the West + Hilarious Comedy + Sunny Boy + Mental Illness + Positive-Energy Sayings] As the supernatural revived and the uncanny world fell into chaos, Jiang Chen awakened the Demon Transformation System. By provoking emotional fluctuations in ghosts and monsters, he could absorb ghost energy and use it to draw Demon Transformation Cards, taking on the forms of great demons from Journey to the West. Faced with all kinds of violent, savage, strange, and sinister ghost 248.8kReads9.5Score28.8kShelves

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The three protagonists are all quite nonsensical⌓‿⌓

18 皇 The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Historical2.7M WordsCompleted [Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave 324.2kReads9.5Score34.6kShelves

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This is funny, hahaha, the protagonist is the number one gangster

19 爆 Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术，王爷吃瓜吃到吐 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance452k WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses 28.9kReads9.1Score2.4kShelves

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I can't stop laughing, hilarious mind-reading skills + melon-eating system, eating melon until I vomit blood.

20 上 I Went to the Wrong Grave and Mistook a Female Ghost for One of My Own 上错坟，不小心把女鬼当成自己人 I'm Drifting Deep in the Sea我在深飘飘Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [One female lead, the male lead isn't invincible, not a wish-fulfillment story, supernatural, metaphysics. If it's not your cup of tea, please don't flame. This story is entirely fictional. The leads practice both Buddhism and Taoism. If you're the type to nitpick, read with caution!] “Year after year, I come to pay respects to my ancestors, yet year after year I'm still stuck working. I'm not happy over here, and you might be going hungry over there. Bless your grandson with a prosperous year, 38.6kReads9.2Score4.1kShelves

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A good book with a score of 9.0 Or above [laughing and crying] It is a supernatural comedy. You will laugh out loud at the beginning. Burn 30 yuan of incense and make 3 billion wishes. The ancestors said that you can lie down in this position. Visiting the wrong grave, recognizing the wrong person, the female ghost becomes one of our own [face covering]

25 正 The Righteous, Sharp-Tongued Emperor: Insulting People Makes Me Happy and Rich 正义毒舌帝：怼人让我爽且富 Rich Young Master from a Poor Family寒门阔少Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world! 15.3kReads8.8Score2.3kShelves

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Very funny, oh yeah yeah

28 这 Something's Off About This Demon Prince 这个魔子不对劲 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban5.7M WordsCompleted The Sacred Heavenly Gate stands across the vault of heaven, while the Space-Time Demon Abyss lays waste to the mortal world. When twelve spirit springs burst forth from the earth, and the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown that no one else dared to bear and become the king of a new era. My name is Ren Jie! A man should live to be a hero! 202kReads9.4Score18.9kShelves

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A super funny book, the spiritual energy is revived, the protagonist needs other people's emotions to awaken, feeds laxatives to pigeons in the square, breaks up immediately after confessing, just indifferent [rolls eyes] [cool] [makes faces] [pouts]

29 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 175.1kReads9.5Score26.1kShelves

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This is funny

30 狗 This Damn System Isn’t Human, It Wants Me to Call It Daddy 狗系统不当人，要我喊爸爸 The Charming Kurinono Kozue千娇百媚的仓永梢Urban268k WordsCompleted Pure, mindless comedy, with no dull moments and one laugh after another. The plot moves fast. Friends, if you’re willing to read it, just don’t curse me out. I may update a little slowly because I have to think up the plot, and I’m aiming for less than 100,000 words a day. The story is about the protagonist activating a Dad System. System novels all follow the same formula, and I didn’t want to go down the same path as everyone else, so this is a bit of an unconventional take. Just have fun, giv 19Reads—Score—Shelves

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The vigorous start is really not funny, but it becomes interesting in the next ten chapters or so. Take a look at this, there is no peeing in the whole process.

31 诸 The Gods’ Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 606kReads9.7Score73.1kShelves

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This is pretty funny too

32 全 The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times 全家穿越：古代生存十八法 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance3.1M WordsCompleted The whole family transmigrates to ancient times after an accident. Whether that counts as good luck or bad luck is anyone’s guess. They’ve barely woken up when they find out the family has no money, no land, and a mountain of debt to repay. Not one of them has a golden finger, either. But the dog that came along with them is rather interesting. Could it be some kind of divine hound? This big family has to put food on the table, keep the household harmonious, and make progress in their studies. W 64.2kReads9.5Score7.3kShelves

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At present, I am only pursuing these three books, and currency wholesalers are actually like that. Vigorous is really powerful, there is nothing wrong with it Chunya and Tietou can make you laugh your shit out in the middle of the night, they are always sexy out of the blue

35 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 5.6kReads9.3Score859Shelves

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Laughing until I hit the bed in the middle of the night

36 道 Fellow Daoist, Your Divine Ability Is Filthy 道友，你的神通好脏啊 Enjoying the Ride坐享骑乘Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 49.1kReads9.2Score5.7kShelves

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Good funny article

37 鄙 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Urban2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 46.5kReads9.3Score5kShelves

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It's absolutely fun to watch. The first ten pictures are nothing interesting, but the second ones are hilarious.

38 为 For the Sake of Immortality, I Refuse a Billion-Dollar Fortune! 为了修仙，我！拒绝百亿家产！ Salted Fish Emperor咸鱼大帝Urban2.7M WordsCompleted After failing the college entrance exams, Lin En awakened a Tycoon Cultivation System. “Ding! The System has issued a task: Host, break through to the Nascent Soul Realm within five minutes!” “Task failure penalty: 999 Nine-Turn Divine Soul Pills and one Immortal's Training Ground!” Lin En figured he could only grit his teeth and accept the penalty for failing this task! “Ding! The System has issued another task: Break through to the Nascent Soul Realm within ten minutes! Failure will result in 17.5kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves

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This one is funnier than Dali

39 我 I Get Stronger by Eating Ghosts 我，吃鬼就变强 Three Winds 11三风11Mystery3.1M WordsCompleted Why does the headless ghost in the hospital keep praying at midnight? Why does the skin-stealing ghost in the desolate mountain village wail without stopping? And why does the long-haired female ghost in the studio apartment shriek in the middle of the night? None of this is a distortion of human nature, much less a collapse of morality. It’s just that… someone’s having an episode! In an age when horror has returned and vengeful ghosts run rampant, Bai Yuan, dressed in a hospital gown, smiled ca 156.9kReads9.3Score16.7kShelves

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I feel like these books are comparable to Dali

41 我 I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车，观众们笑抽了？ Golden Hippo金色河马Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre 66.2kReads9.2Score6kShelves

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This is the first novel that provides a live broadcast experience with all professions. Each profession has hilarious stories and jokes that suit that profession. You will laugh all the way to the end without stopping. In the second book, the main character participates in a romance drama and obtains all kinds of evil tricks (the evil smoke system), and makes people laugh out loud with their hilariously hilarious tricks. The third book is about high martial arts in a different world. The protagonist is not a human being, but he is trying to win bamboo shoots. It is constantly funny.

43 从 Starting Cultivation as a Cauldron in the Hehuan Sect 从合欢宗鼎炉开始修炼 Web Novel Xiao Xiaosheng网文笑笑生Eastern Fantasy167k WordsCompleted Ye Chang’an, a cultivation furnace of the Hehuan Sect, is kicked out of bed on the night of his initiation and becomes a laughingstock among the other furnaces. To prove himself, he volunteers to take charge of a flower boat, but someone frames him and tries to steal his spiritual mind. Fortunately, he awakens a one-stop service System just in time... From then on, he enjoys the System’s premium services every day: intelligence gathering, martial arts training, danger alerts, retaliatory backlas 219Reads—Score—Shelves

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[What] [Shy] [Laughing] [Cool] [Laughing awkwardly] [Admiring] [Pouting] [Cool] [Pouting] I just came out of the small dark room, and no one said a word when I saw it [Smirking]! Don't read the book, the scene you want to see may have been changed again.

45 我 I Am Not the God of Drama 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.8MReads9.9Score179.5kShelves

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39 New books!

46 修 Cultivation: Reborn in Another World to Build the Strongest Sect 修仙：重生异界打造最强宗门 Deep Autumn in Baili百里深秋Eastern Fantasy8.6M WordsOngoing [Mortal cultivation + no System + no cheat + relying on skill!] Young scientist Sun Yi transmigrated into the world of immortal cultivation and became a menial disciple with neither talent nor connections. But using the knowledge, experience, and courage of someone from Earth, he successfully latched onto the sect's most powerful patron. Then he set about reforming the sect and developing all kinds of new technology! [Invented a detection radar]: It can locate all kinds of rare treasures, demon 36.3kReads9.0Score3kShelves

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[Mortal flow + no system + no cheating device + rely on ability! No harem! No tricks! Three correct views! Guaranteed daily update of 10,000! Young scientist Sun Yihun traveled through the world of immortality and became a handyman disciple with no talent or background. However, he used the insights, knowledge and courage of the people on earth to successfully embrace the sect's biggest thigh, and then carried out reforms and various research and development! [Invention Detection Radar]: It can detect all kinds of heavenly and earthly treasures, monsters, poisonous insects, and open up huge financial resources for the sect. It has the ability to instantly kill treasure-hunting spiritual beasts in the world of immortality! [Invention and development of new Dantian technology]: Create a Dantian in each of the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys to form the Five Elements Dantian, which greatly increases battery life and strength, and has mysterious effects. [Inventing the three-in-one cultivation method]: Research has discovered the root cause of breakthrough failure, and found a 100% method to achieve breakthrough without assistance. [Invention of the Demon Refining Tower]: The demon soul is refined and processed to create top-grade heavenly soul liquid, which can enhance the power of the soul. [Invention of the Demon Refining Pot]: Purifies the demon power and residual souls in the essence blood of demon beasts, and increases the speed of body refining by ten times. [Invention Qingyun Armor]: Not only is it exquisite in shape, but it also integrates offense and defense, explosively increasing movement speed and attack power. . [Invention of Satellite Communication]: Eliminating the backward communication technology in the world of immortality, it can also monitor the world and create huge financial resources for the sect. [Invention of practice space]: Create a high-pressure spirit-gathering practice room to greatly increase the speed of practice. . [Invention of external Dantian]: Refining the inner elixir of monsters into inflatable treasures greatly increases the endurance of the infuriating energy! [Invention of artificial spiritual stones]: The invention of artificial spiritual stones promoted economic development and greatly increased the speed of cultivation! Building the foundation of the mortal world, reforming education, establishing a characteristic fairy city, promoting the financial industry, and developing the communications industry, Sun Yi used the knowledge and wisdom of earthlings to lead the explosive development of the sect, single-handedly changing the entire world of immortality, and fighting against the demon clan with the power of one sect.

47 假 The Fake Heiress Goes Viral for Gabbing and Slacking Off on Variety Shows! 假千金在综艺吃瓜摆烂爆红了！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Modern Romance183k WordsCompleted [Fake Heiress + Mind-Reading + Gossip + Hilarious] After 22 years of life, Tang Xin is exposed as a fake heiress and kicked out of her family. She knew it! She couldn’t possibly be a member of the Tang family. Everyone in the family is a workaholic. How could they have given birth to a slacker like her? After being kicked out, Tang Xin suddenly gains the ability to hear other people’s thoughts. To make money, Tang Xin immediately joins a variety show while the online buzz about real and fake hei 2.6kReads8.7Score270Shelves

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①💥 Su Xia is disguised as cannon fodder and fake daughter 🎭 When she opens her eyes, she is the tyrant protecting the enemy honey? "There are eggs hanging under your eyebrows, please watch the VCR!"🎥 It makes the boss doubt his life. ╰(*´`*)╯ The director wants a talent show "Can't you break a big stone in your chest? Then I'll play the suona!" 💀 (Experience holder of 56 funerals) Director: "!!!" A living ancestor, a cold and cold daughter? Became a sticker maniac: "Xia Xia is mine!" ②💥 Su Qian transformed into a group to dote on the villain of the novel, the real daughter, violently beat up the male and female protagonists at the beginning, and turned the hot search into a series!: "!,! "📸,: ",! "💰: "! "💦: "?? ",, ③,,,,****—— 🐍**:? ** "Hold an umbrella and cosplay Xu Xian, I have to give you a thumbs up when Fa Hai comes!" 💀** Question: What should you pay attention to if you are bitten by a poisonous snake? ** "It is recommended to bite the ID card in your mouth, so as not to cause trouble to the country~" 🍳**Picked it up and sat on the bottom of the prison and walked through the snake:** "Will the snake bite itself and be poisoned?" Manually put the snake's tail into the snake's mouth (snake: 6) 🔥**The director was chased by the poisonous snake:** "Director Yang, don't panic! You can run faster than a barking dog!"

50 手 What’s So Shocking About Tearing a Giant Dragon Apart with My Bare Hands? 手撕个巨龙有什么好大惊小怪的 A Hermit in Fairyland客隐仙乡Urban1.5M WordsCompleted System, beast taming, funny everyday life, and acting cool is as natural as breathing. [System alert: As an elegant outlaw, please wear a suit!] I can understand if my summoned spirit is weak. After all, this is a good-for-nothing protagonist’s story from the start. But I just can’t accept that the System doesn’t even make my summoned spirit stronger! Since you’re all this ridiculous, I’ll just have to tear dragons apart with my bare hands and kick my way through the abyss! When Yang Tong become 8kReads8.9Score629Shelves

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The funny guy [cool]