Any Books Funnier Than Starting Out Selling Potency Supplements? 有没有比开局卖大力还搞笑的书?
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To Break Off the Engagement, I Made the Ice-Cold CEO Cry 为退婚,我把冰山总裁祸害哭了
He spent ten years on the battlefield and had a million followers. The day he died in battle, alarms sounded, flags flew at half-mast, and the whole nation mourned. Zhang Ruoyu glances at the TV, where his own funeral is being held with full national honors, then turns to the icy fiancée pressuring him to marry her. "If you want to marry me, we need to agree on three rules." "First, you mustn't fall in love with me over time." "Second, we can share a room, but we won't share a bed." "Third, you
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Immortal Martial Emperor 仙武帝尊
Nine thousand years ago, the Immortal Martial Emperor led a million divine generals into the ancient primordial wilderness. Not one of them returned, and only a wisp of true fire remained in the world. Nine thousand years later, Ye Chen, a discarded disciple, was driven from his sect and left with nowhere to go. By a twist of fate, he came into possession of the true fire and set foot on the path of immortal martial cultivation once more. This is a world where gods, demons, immortals, and Buddha
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This Skill Is a Little Fake 这个技能有点假
The Demon Nation has descended, and the world of cultivation is in turmoil. Countless mighty cultivators have suffered devastating defeats and retreated to the Xuantian Sect. Mo Qi, fresh from his bath: “How dare you, vile demon! I could tell at a glance that you weren’t human. Boundless Celestial Worthy, behold my Fireball Spell!” A mighty demon: “A Fireball Spell? Hahahaha! Are you trying to laugh me to death? I am a great demon born of heaven and earth, ruler of all spirits, deathless and ete
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This Guy's the Real Deal: When Trouble Comes, He Jumps Right In! 这哥们能处,有事儿他真上啊!
[Laugh-out-loud comedy + Urban life + System + Cultivation + Trickster + Mastermind + Sharp tongue] Shen Mengtian was being robbed from the start when he activated the System and became a cultivator. By accident, he got caught up in a battle between cultivators and monsters. His very first encounter was with a tree demon that wanted to make sure he never saw the sun rise again. No rush. No panic. He lit a cigarette and said gravely, “What’s wrong with you? Is it illegal to live until tomorrow? I
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Journey to the West: A Nine-to-Five Job in the Celestial Court 西游:人在天庭,朝九晚五
“Your Majesty, disaster! All our Heavenly Soldiers and Generals have been beaten flat! Sun Wukong is coming for us!” “Your Majesty, there’s a turn of events! Chu Hao, the Prison God of the Three Realms, is beating Sun Wukong senseless. He’s even crushed the other demon kings!” “Your Majesty, the Prison God has suddenly stopped… He’s run off!” The Jade Emperor excitedly slaps the imperial dragon carriage. “What’s going on?” “It’s the hour of the rooster, Your Majesty.” “He’s… off work.” The Jade
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I Really Didn’t Mean To 我真不是故意的
Chu Ci has three great hobbies: courting death, showing off, and catching ETs!
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The Sword Immortal Is Here 剑仙在此
On the surface, he's a sword immortal. In reality... he's basically a walking cheat.
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Trillion-Strong Good-for-Nothing Summoning 万亿废柴召唤
When humanity awakened worldwide, F-rank talents were dismissed as worthless. But Lu Chen awakened a unique Mobs Summoning System, which permanently blocked high-tier units and let him summon only the low-level cannon fodder from game worlds. While others used their talents to defy fate, he built an army of trillions through limitless mass production and breeding. Green Snails, Static Moths, Green Slimes... Seemingly weak mobs formed an unbeatable army in his hands. So what if people mocked and
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The Advent of Academia 学术降临
Knowledge vanishes, scholarship turns into monsters, and human civilization collapses overnight. Yi, a ninth-grade boy who retains all his knowledge, is swept into the maelstrom of the apocalypse. When words can become blades and formulas can summon thunder, he wields knowledge as a weapon, determined to become the strongest guardian of the world's order!
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Journey to the West: Fellow Daoist, Please Stop Spilling the Beans 西游:道友,求求你别再爆料了
From the start, he became the newly born Six-Eared Macaque? The Buddhist sect has laid a trap for the Journey to the West, aiming to capture the Six-Eared Macaque! At the critical moment, the Six-Eared Macaque obtains an exposé System. The more secrets he reveals, the greater the rewards! In that case, it's time for my Six-Eared Paparazzi Squad to make a name for itself on the Journey to the West! “Host exposed the secret that ‘the Buddha Tathagata was once a traitor to the Jie Sect.’ Reward: th
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Livestream: Honey, I’m Really Not Hiding Any Secret Cash 直播:老婆,我真没藏私房钱啊
After Ye Si married Dai Xiaomei, he awakened a Secret Stash System. As long as Dai Xiaomei doesn’t discover the money he’s hidden, it will grow endlessly by exponential powers! After a year of marriage, Ye Si had no idea how much money he’d stashed away! At first, Ye Si thought he could keep things peaceful forever. But life is unpredictable. One day, Dai Xiaomei decided to show off in front of Zhou Jie! As banknotes poured out of the vacuum cleaner, Dai Xiaomei was utterly dumbfounded! The view
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