Transmigrated as a Cannon Fodder? Sorry, She's Gone Completely Off the Rails

[Absurd humor and memes + unhinged comedy + talk is cheap, come fight me + two people transmigrate into a book]

Chen Weiwang transmigrated into a story about a real and fake heiress, as the real heiress.

Unfortunately, she was cannon fodder.

She was the foil to the fake heiress, who was doted on by everyone, and a minor actress burdened with scandals.

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From the start, her relatives cursed her out and then got physical. Her response was to go completely feral, chasing the whole lot of them around the ancestral hall as they howled.

When the self-important male lead slandered her again, she took him out with a sliding tackle. As he bawled, she casually yanked off his track pants, and his Northeast-style floral-print cotton briefs shot to the top of the trending charts.

That night, Chen Weiwang first traded insults with internet trolls, then transformed into a floral-underwear shop owner, raking in a fortune.

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On the variety show, her motto was to be shameless and ill-mannered, living by the principle that life and death were up to fate, and if you had a problem, you could settle it with your fists.

When the fake heiress made one of her many sweet-and-innocent, tea-spilling remarks, Chen Weiwang went straight for the jugular: “Thank you for your contribution to the family-planning campaign.”

Smack, smack, smack, in perfect rhythm.

The entire production crew chased Chen Weiwang around the set: “Come on! Let’s see whose dirt you’re going to spill next!”

The director offered some bitter chicken soup: “The strong never complain about their circumstances.”

Chen Weiwang: “I’m not strong. I don’t just complain about my circumstances, I make fun of strong people too.”

By the end of the first episode’s filming, the cast had gathered for a reunion at the hospital.

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Chen Weiwang: “I’m sorry to say that morality really is my weakest point.”