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  1. 401 If You Won't Write the Memorial, Why Are You Going on the Northern Campaign? 不写出师表,你北什么伐呀! Historical2.8M WordsCompleted “This place is so delightful, I could forget all about Shu!” Liu Shan, who left behind this timeless saying, thought he had died. But when he opened his eyes again, he had become Zhao Gou, the emperor of the Great Song. With none of Zhao Gou's memories, he gazed at the officials filling the court and fell into deep thought. They have a chancellor here too? The name Qin Hui might not sound like much, but surely he's as capable in both letters and arms as my foster father! Hmm? Wait, why is there 43.1kReads8.9Score4.6kShelves
  2. 402 I Really Am a Law-Abiding Citizen 我真的是守法公民 Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.1M WordsCompleted Twelve years ago, star gates descended from the sky and appeared all over the world. People discovered all kinds of worlds beyond the gates. Thanks to the special game items and technology brought back from them, human technology underwent a massive leap forward. On Block 26, Street 78, Chen Bin, dressed in a fitted black trench coat and a vintage gray tweed English cap, held an AK-47 in one hand. He looked seriously at Old Chicken and said in a low voice, “We are law-abiding citizens. We must n 543Reads9.3Score103Shelves
  3. 403 EN Online Game: God-Tier Assassin—I Am the Shadow! 网游:神级刺客,我即是暗影! Sports5.3M WordsOngoing [Online game, assassin, game merges with reality, stats-focused] The mysterious game Godforsaken arrives. Players can kill monsters to gain lifespan, then spend that lifespan to bring their in-game abilities into reality! And so the supernatural descends, and disaster spreads across Blue Star! In his previous life, Qin Feng and his younger sister, Qin Xiaoyou, grew stronger until they were among the world’s top hundred. In the end, though, his star-chasing sister gouged out his eyes to give his 256.1kReads9.1Score30kShelves
  4. 404 The Three-Year-Old Little Aunt of Her Grown Nephews Is Determined to Be a Villain 大侄子们的三岁小姑立志做反派 Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [Sweet, Adorable, and Dotingly Romantic! If it's not doting, I'll eat a keyboard on livestream!] Little Rou Rou was reborn as an adorable three-and-a-half-year-old girl, and overnight she gained sixteen grown nephews. Her eldest nephew, a criminal police officer: “My little grandaunt is so adorable again.” A hapless ghost who'd been on the run for three years before finally getting caught sobbed: “Who says she's cute? She doesn't even spare ghosts, you little menace!” Her third nephew, a God 8.2kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
  5. 405 Psycho Horror: In Front of Scumbags, What’s a Little Supernatural Weirdness? 鬼畜:人渣面前,诡异算个毛! Urban1.2M WordsOngoing Synopsis: From the start, he blew up the Nogi Demon Shrine and burned down the Yasukuni Demon Shrine. Reborn in a world filled with the supernatural, where gates were scattered across the land, and behind them lay endless horrors and madness. System successfully activated. Binding to the Justice System... Confess your love to a supernatural being? A supernatural being comes asking you to name its true form? “Young master, what do I look like to you?” Chen Si: “You look like a little blonde, blue 1.8kReads9.2Score188Shelves
  6. 406 Great Qin: The Greediest Official of All Time, Praised as a Loyal Minister by the First Emperor 大秦:千古贪官,祖龙夸我是忠臣 Historical1.9M WordsCompleted [Political intrigue] + [fiery passion] + [rivalry for supremacy] + [ruthless action] + [no System] In the twenty-eighth year of the First Emperor's reign, after performing the Fengshan sacrifice at Mount Tai, Qin Shi Huang disguises himself as a wealthy merchant to tour the land incognito. To his surprise, he discovers that the local township head, Heifu, is openly accepting bribes, colluding with merchants! He is only a township head, yet his residence is extravagantly luxurious, with hundreds 6.1kReads9.2Score614Shelves
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  7. 407 The Taoist Temple Goes Bankrupt! The Little Taoist Heads Down the Mountain to Seek His Childhood Friend 道观破产!小道士下山投奔竹马 Modern Romance372k WordsCompleted [This story is entirely fictional. The setting is imaginary, so please don’t take it seriously!] Master said Jian Xi was born to make a living from the occult! Of the Five Afflictions and Three Deprivations, Jian Xi had two! Of widowhood, spinsterhood, orphanhood, and disability, she had orphanhood! That’s right, she was an orphan, taken in as a child! Of the Three Deprivations, she had poverty! That’s right, she could never save money, and she wasn’t allowed to have any! Sure enough, Master tra 22.2kReads9.3Score2.6kShelves
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  8. 408 Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综:你惹他干嘛?他五行缺德啊 Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h 129.1kReads9.0Score14.7kShelves
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  9. 409 After the Wacky Old Ancestor Emerged from Seclusion, She Discovered She Was Invincible 沙雕老祖出关后,发现自己无敌了 Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Invincible heroine + no romance + hilarious chaos + revenge against scumbags + team leveling] The heroine is greedy, lecherous, morally questionable, biased toward her own people, and utterly shameless. If that bothers you, don't read! Yao Hua was a well-known slacker at Floating Cloud Pavilion. She earned her sect contributions by having children and raised her cultivation by sheer luck. After being gravely injured and going into seclusion, she emerged one day to find that everyone stronger t 3.8kReads8.9Score427Shelves
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  10. 410 The Doomsday Giant Turtle: The Nation Helps Me Farm Passive Skills 末日巨龟,国家帮我刷被动 Sci-Fi & Apocalypse337k WordsCompleted [Evolution + Lighthearted + Fun + No Longer Human] Wu Yan was reborn as a turtle. He'd planned to peacefully live out his days as a long-lived turtle, die of old age in this apocalypse-like world, and then be reborn. But he realized something seemed off! [You've obtained the passive ability: Grasp of the Undying!] [You've obtained the passive ability: Heartsteel!] [You've obtained the passive ability: Spiked Shell!] [You've obtained the passive ability: Thornmail!] … So Wu Yan decided to grow b 500Reads7.8Score100Shelves
  11. 411 She’s Soft-Waisted and Playful, and the Chaste Imperial Uncle Bewitches Her Every Day 她腰软灵趣,禁欲皇叔日日勾心魂 Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Word has it that Prince Rong has specifically asked to marry the Taifu’s infatuated legitimate daughter. The whole city says it’s downright shocking! Just a few months ago, hadn’t Prince Rong threatened to kill that lovesick fool? At the Taifu’s residence, a certain lovestruck young woman looks at a room full of betrothal gifts and pulls a long face. “Someone, please! Can you send all this back?” The noble young ladies of the capital burst out swearing. “Have some shame, will you?” 19.4kReads9.4Score3.1kShelves
  12. 412 Surely You Laugh at My Passion 多情应笑我 Ancient Romance216k WordsCompleted Lin Fang has been disguised as a boy since childhood, and she can't help feeling helpless about it. Her household registration says she's male, so what can she do? But the secret she has sworn to protect is discovered by a young boy she accidentally rescues! Lin Fang thought she'd picked up a deadweight, but once the boy, Yun Weiming, regains his identity, she feels as if she's sitting on a mountain of gold. “Who would've thought! I've picked up all kinds of things before, but you're the most va 70.3kReads9.7Score9.3kShelves
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  13. 413 Outlaw: This Criminal Doesn’t Spare Even Ghosts 法外狂徒:这个罪犯连鬼也不放过 Urban712k WordsCompleted In an age when the supernatural is returning, vicious ghosts are appearing all over the city. Just out of prison, Chu Bei looks serious. “Officer, does the country allow me to commit crimes against ghosts?” The Life-Taking Ghost: “Spirit Management Bureau? I'd like to report a crime. Someone stole my kidneys. Yes, both of them are gone.” The Ghost Vendor: “Is there any justice in this world? I'm just a watermelon seller, and he asked me if my melons were ripe!” The Zombie King from some mass gra 261Reads9.2Score103Shelves
  14. 414 A Hundred Ways to Win the Eunuch Chief’s Heart 扑倒督主的一百招 Ancient Romance645k WordsCompleted Wang Wanwan’s greatest dream was to make Bai Changling, the power-hungry Director of the Eastern Depot, fall in love with her, so she could find out whether the man beneath those alluring red robes really was a eunuch. But after she finally succeeds, she cowers in fear. When she tries to run away, Bai Changling catches her, lifts an eyebrow, and smiles wickedly. “Mm, just admit it. You like me.” 692Reads9.2Score102Shelves
  15. 415 My Future CEO Self Can Read Minds. What's the Big Deal? 我未来霸总,会点读心术怎么了? Modern Romance261k WordsCompleted This is a female-oriented novel!!! [An outwardly aloof, gentlemanly male lead who’s a complainer on the inside x a beautiful, poker-faced female lead who’s actually a goofball] When people transmigrate into a book, they usually become either a wicked supporting character or a pretty extra. Shi Liaoliao transmigrates into a book as the male lead’s personal servant. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen the young master smile so happily.” “This is the first time the young master has brought a woman h 11.9kReads9.4Score1.7kShelves
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  16. 416 I’m a Dual-Personality Surgeon, Professionally a Ripper 我,双面手术师,职业开膛手 Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Some call him Miracle Doctor Lu, while others call him Lu the Skinner. Some owe their battlefield dominance to the mechanical limbs he fitted them with; others have breathed their last beneath his surgical knife. He can save someone on the brink of death, or make a corpse disappear without a trace. By day, he is the warmest kindness in the world; by night, he is a terror that makes the whole world tremble. A scalpel rests between his fingers: one side is a demon, the other an angel. His name is 20kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves
  17. 417 My Emperor Father Can Read Minds 我的皇帝父亲会读心 Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Infrastructure Building Focus ✚ Mostly Comedy ✚ Not Historically Accurate ✚ No Romance] Emperor Wei prided himself on being a wise ruler. His ministers served him well, his harem was harmonious, and his children were clever and filial. That is, until he was struck by lightning. Afterward, he gained the ability to read minds, and finally learned that everyone around him was two-faced, saying one thing while thinking another! Emperor Wei was devastated. So he had been such a failure as an emperor 57.6kReads9.3Score5.3kShelves
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  18. 418 The Fake Heiress Said, “You’re the Older Sister, You Go First,” but the Real Heiress Is Still Babbling 假千金已经姐来我走,真千金还在咕呱 8k WordsCompleted The fake heiress has already traded places with me, while the real heiress is still a baby. 104Reads—Score—Shelves
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  19. 419 Reborn as a Giant Carp: It Starts with Tormenting Anglers! 重生大鲤子,从折磨钓鱼佬开始! Urban133k WordsOngoing (The protagonist is a mutated beast | System | Beast novel | Never turns human | Fishing | Devours other beasts to evolve and level up | Whether or not you like fishing, you can enjoy this | Nuclear pollution mutation) Aoyu Run, an avid angler, was reborn as a carp! Then he discovered that anglers were trying to catch him! Want to catch me? I was a seasoned angler in my previous life! I know all your tricks inside out! So people fishing by the Yangtze River were horrified to discover that the fi —Reads6.2Score—Shelves
  20. 420 EN The Apocalypse Is Coming? I’ll Arrive First! 末日降临?我先降临! Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.8M WordsCompleted [The print edition of I'm a Supplier of Survival Plans for the End Times is now available on major platforms] [Character growth · Multi-theme stages · Ensemble cast · Occasional brutal takedowns · No cookie-cutter plot · No mindless wish fulfillment] After facing repeated layoffs and betrayals, Su Jin was at the lowest point of his life when he was accidentally hired by a mysterious company. Countless worlds are on the brink of destruction. Only by saving their clients can the sparks of civiliza 411kReads9.2Score34.2kShelves
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  21. 421 I Just Have Lots of Skills, So Why Does Everyone Call Me a God? 技能多而已,为什么都说我是神? Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Spiritual qi revival + One heroine + Passionate action + Nearly invincible protagonist + Unconventional ideas + Plundering the gods] Synopsis One: After transmigrating, Xin Yuan awakens the Hand of Replication, which lets him copy and enhance other people’s abilities. But his luck is so bad that he only manages to copy a low-level ability. Then, to his surprise, a young female examiner at his test turns out to be a top powerhouse with an SSS-rank talent! [SSS-rank talent, Ice Age, succ 39.7kReads9.2Score3.8kShelves
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  22. 422 Player of All: Working Nine to Five Across the Myriad Heavens 全民玩家:我在诸天朝九晚五 Urban1.0M WordsOngoing [Invincible] + [Multiple Female Leads] + [Myriad Realms] + [Workers Never Put Up with Unfair Treatment] After a meteor shower wiped out Sakura Country, spiritual qi revival swept across the globe. Countless people on Blue Star became players who could be summoned to work in the Myriad Worlds! Mu An activated the Strongest Worker System. Just by working nine to five, he could trigger countless god-tier rewards! One-Punch Hero, Infinite Forbidden Spells, Ultimate Tycoon, Undead Calamity, Miraculou 1.8kReads8.0Score180Shelves
  23. 423 Transmigrated into the Lowest-Ranked Omega 穿成最低等哥儿 Two Male Leads176k WordsCompleted Zombie King Zhao Che died fighting to the death with a superpowered human at the end of the world. He thought he would go to the underworld, but the moment he opened his eyes, he saw a room full of ordinary people dressed in ancient clothing. For a moment, his mind went blank. 10.6kReads8.6Score1.5kShelves
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  24. 424 Guess What? She Really Does Have Two Axes! 没想到吧?她还真有两把斧子! Ancient Romance115k WordsOngoing [A cast full of lovable weirdos + the male lead falling for her on his own + an outrageously powerful heroine + male lead reborn + heroine transmigrates + lighthearted laughs + a true-love romantic + super-sweet everyday romance] Shen Xiaoxi had just won a million yuan when she got hit by a car? When she woke up, she found she had transmigrated and become a poor country girl with nothing to her name, constantly bullied by everyone? Never mind, her unhinged antics would carry on as usual!!! Whoev 366Reads—Score—Shelves
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  25. 425 You Accuse This Princess of Having a Child Out of Wedlock? Has the Imperial Family’s Blade Gone Dull? 诬陷本郡主未婚生子,当皇室的刀不利了? Ancient Romance13k WordsCompleted You accuse this princess of having a child out of wedlock? Has the imperial family's blade gone dull? 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves
  26. 426 The Rebellious Tale of Cultivating Immortality 反斗修仙传 Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted I have one rule when it comes to fighting: if I can talk my way out of it, I won't throw a punch. If I can't, I'll play the pig to eat the tiger. If that doesn't work either, running is the best option. Overcoming a stronger opponent? Challenging someone above your level? Risking a double knockout? Only an idiot would do that! —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  27. 427 Prince Jackfruit's 40th Book 菠萝蜜王子第40本书 Urban304k WordsOngoing Director Chi Yiguang, why are you so determined to make bad movies? “What bad movies? I’ve never made a bad movie.” “Island of Terror, A Female Cop’s Career, High Spirits, About Love, Female Cop on the Beat... You don’t consider those bad movies?” “No.” “But apart from having their lead actresses show off their figures and play up the sex appeal, those movies have no plot at all.” “Watch your wording. That’s art.” Chi Yiguang: “Once a body becomes art, it is the most sacred thing of all, and I’m 1.1kReads8.1Score—Shelves
  28. 428 Weren’t We Supposed to Kill the Beautiful Master? 说好的,杀了美人师尊呢 Two Male Leads123k WordsCompleted (The System has a faint presence and appears only a handful of times.) Lin Xingchen, despised by everyone in the world, died. But when he opened his eyes again, he had been reborn and transmigrated to the cultivation world. Even more absurdly, the System bound to him assigned him a mission: protect and conquer the original host's nominal master. A faint smile curved Lin Xingchen's lips. Conquest? Protection? 89Reads—Score—Shelves
  29. 429 At the Wedding, the Groom Turned Out to Be a Stranger 婚礼现场,新郎竟是陌生人 Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted At the wedding, the groom turns out to be a stranger. 323Reads—Score—Shelves
  30. 430 My Husband Is Too Ambitious, and I Can't Spend Money Fast Enough 夫君太上进,我败家速度跟不上了 10k WordsCompleted My Husband Is Too Ambitious, and I Can't Spend Money Fast Enough 201Reads—Score—Shelves
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  31. 431 Fairy, Stop! If You Keep Trying to Dual Cultivate with Me, I’ll Call for Help 仙子止步,你要再双修我就喊人了 Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted My new work is here! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 7.8kReads9.0Score728Shelves
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  32. 432 Showbiz: The More You Insult Me, the More Excited I Get! 娱乐:你们越骂,我就越兴奋! Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + System + showbiz + lighthearted comedy + cunning schemer + maximum swagger!!!] Su Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and is blacklisted by the entertainment industry from the start. He plans to break into the music scene by serving as a judge on a music variety show, but the contestants mock him. Just then, the Negative Energy System activates. A Gui: “You’re a washed-up pretty boy. What gives you the right to judge me?” Su Chen: “I have no right? You sing worse than a dog! 8.1kReads8.4Score546Shelves
  33. 433 The Invincible Live-In Son-in-Law: I Just Want to Take It Easy, but I'm Forced to Get to Work 无敌赘婿:只想咸鱼的我被迫营业 Historical1.8M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Alternate History + No System + Cunning + Everyday Life + Secretly Invincible] Chu Chen, the king of assassins, transmigrates to another world and becomes the live-in son-in-law of a marquis's household. He had no choice before, but now he just wants to laze around and live off his wife, listening to music at the pleasure houses and flirting with women on pleasure boats... Unfortunately, people keep plotting against him. So he has no choice but to return to his old profession. 16.4kReads8.8Score1.5kShelves
  34. 434 EN I Only Wanted to Destroy My Sect, So How Did I Defy Heaven and Become a God? 我只想毁灭宗门,咋逆天成神了 Eastern Fantasy7.6M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 79.7kReads9.3Score5.6kShelves
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  35. 435 I Was Just About to Become Invincible, and the Empress Made a Move on Me! 刚准备无敌,女帝逆推我! Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsCompleted [Sign-in]+ [Empress]+ [System]+ [Invincible] In his previous life, Yun Chuan tripped and fell to his death. He transmigrated to another world where strength ruled everything, awakened a sign-in System, and was ready to amaze everyone and become invincible. Instead, the Empress immediately turned the tables on him. “What? I’m the mighty, invincible Sword God, and people say I live off a woman?” “Fine. Being kept and still getting my way is a skill too!” Yun Chuan: I’m exhausted. I’m suffering, bu 15.4kReads8.9Score1.4kShelves
  36. 436 Turning Trash into Treasure: From the Start, I Find a Fake-Dead Medusa 变废为宝:开局捡到假死美杜莎 Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Empresses and female emperors + a bevy of beauties + fiery, exhilarating action] Xiao Chen transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens a Turning Trash into Treasure System. He thinks the System is for collecting garbage, only to discover that it's actually specialized in reclaiming empresses and female emperors! His first recovery is Medusa, Queen of the Snakes; his second, the Willow Goddess Empress; his third, the Demon Queen; and his fourth, the Northern Territory's Demon Consort... Every o 21.4kReads9.3Score2.8kShelves
  37. 437 Our Family Has Been Bandits for Generations, and You Went and Passed the Top Scholar Exam 咱家世代贼寇,你小子考上状元了 Historical2.1M WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation, Our Family Has Been Bandits for Generations, and You Went and Passed the Imperial Exams, premieres on November 21 at 9:00. Reservations are open now! Qin Yu transmigrated to ancient times. His father was the chief of Blackwind Stronghold, with wanted posters plastered all over the city gates. His mother was the Holy Maiden of the Black Lotus Sect, a notorious female fiend in the martial world. His grandfather had once attempted a rebellion... His grandmother was a pri 32kReads8.6Score3.8kShelves
  38. 438 A Life of Riding the Waves: My First Novel 一生全靠浪第一本书 Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsCompleted Qin Changqing transmigrates to the cultivation world and becomes an immortal sect’s live-in son-in-law. He discovers that he can improve his descendants’ aptitude, and years later, they all become powerful figures in the Immortal Realm! A father’s status rises with his sons: Changqing, the Immortal Father! Not an immortal daddy, but the father of an Immortal Emperor! 17.6kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves
  39. 439 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 174.2kReads9.5Score30.3kShelves
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  40. 440 I'm Covered in Tang Xuanzang Tattoos, and the State Forces Me into Its Ranks 我,满背唐玄奘,被国家强行收编 Urban823k WordsOngoing (Light supernatural comedy + Mythology’s return + Backed by the state + No System + Not invincible + Passionate battles + God-slaying…) Fortune-teller: “You might not live to see eighteen…” Jiang Qubing: “Can I still buy personal accident insurance at this point?” Special Agency: “Someone like you should be putting your talents to work for the country…” Jiang Qubing: “Is there a permanent position? Nine to five, a thirteenth-month salary? Guaranteed income, with summer and winter holidays?” An a —Reads—Score—Shelves
  41. 441 Waiting to Die from the Start? I Trick My Sick Friend into Applying to a Cultivation University 开局等死?忽悠病友报考修仙大学 Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Also known as: Is It Really So Strange for a Principal to Beat Up Demons and Monsters from Every Realm? Yu Nian transmigrates and fools his fellow patients into applying to his cultivation university. Laughs all the way, cultivates all the way! “He's chasing a plane on a flying sword, and you expect us to believe in science?” “Breaking news! A ten-year-old kid speedruns Fengmen Village, and ghosts flee in every direction!” “Is Yu Nian going through a tribulation? He randomly struck a few lucky v 3.6kReads8.6Score375Shelves
  42. 442 Reincarnated as Yang Mi's Great-Uncle, I Teach the Entertainment Industry the Law Firsthand 转生杨蜜舅老爷,亲身普法娱乐圈 Urban370k WordsOngoing After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei became Yang Mi's great-great-uncle. Now retired, he had only one little wish: to use his own abilities to break into showbiz and become a star. From then on, the whole entertainment industry took a bizarre turn. On the first day of the variety show, he slaughtered a pig with his bare hands and got covered in blood, making the scene look like a crime scene. On the second day, he drew on the spot. Drawing U.S. dollars was one thing, but his portrai 200Reads8.8Score—Shelves
  43. 443 Before Doomsday Arrives, I'll Save the Seeds of Humanity First 末日降临前我先拯救火种 Sci-Fi & Apocalypse186k WordsOngoing [Infinite flow · ensemble cast · multiple genres · packed with satisfying moments · not brainless · savior · building a faction · multiple female leads] As billions of worlds approach their end, civilization flickers like a candle in the wind. Wang Yu, the last survivor of his own world, earns the Ark’s recognition through his resolute resistance and is given the mission of “Keeper of the Flame.” He must travel through endless apocalypses, save worlds crying out in despair, and find and nurture 16Reads—Score—Shelves
  44. 444 After Returning Home, I Really Didn't Mean to Cause Trouble 回国以后,我真没想搞事 Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [No System] [No Golden Finger] [Aiming for Realism, No Exaggeration] I once traveled through war-torn Libya, And roamed the Middle East without fear, despite the hail of bullets. Raids, assassinations, and explosions were all part of my life. Then I came to my senses. This wasn’t the life I wanted. Of course, the main reason was that I was afraid of dying. So I ran. After all, returning to my country was the way to go! 38.1kReads9.4Score3.1kShelves
  45. 445 Wilderness Survival: Sparks Fly Between Me and My Five Exes 荒野求生:我和五个前任火光四射 Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Live Streaming + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted Comedy + Feel-Good Story + System + Survival Variety Show + Showbiz] Qi Fei, the number one female sword cultivator in the Three Realms, practiced until she suffered a cultivation deviation. Her soul entered another world to undergo tribulations, and when she opened her eyes, she had become a D-list actress who was universally hated online, taking part in a wilderness survival variety show. There was nothing wrong with joining the show. But why were 14.7kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves
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  46. 446 Ten Thousand Years of Sign-In: From the Start, My Younger Sister Exposed Me on Livestream 签到万年:开局就被妹妹直播曝光 Urban2.1M WordsCompleted At eighteen, Ye Qiu spent ten thousand years in another world, taking tens of thousands of disciples. When he woke again, he had finally returned to the world he had left ten thousand years earlier. His streamer sister: “Brother, the viewers in my livestream are asking what that little pill you gave me was.” Livestream viewers: “I love listening to your brother brag. He's lived for ten thousand years and can make pills? I'm obsessed.” From then on, Ye Xiyao's livestream had a crowd of viewers wa 8.5kReads8.8Score1kShelves
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