Looking for Funny Novels with Characters Who Love to Roast People 求怼人的搞笑小说
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Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 怼人就能变强
[Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world!
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I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强
[Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...?
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- 3 Grandpa, Did You Really Start a Rebellion in the Underworld? 爷爷，您真在地府造反了？ [Campus Life, Everyday Moments, Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy, Supernatural, Shameless Antics, Unhinged Behavior] “Good grandson, Grandpa's out of money for the war. Hurry up and burn me some cash!” Zhang Di got nightmares like this at least once a day, but never thought much of them. Until one day, he dreamed his grandpa was fuming: “You little brat, why is it so hard to burn me some money? Fine, I'll send someone up there to teach you how to burn joss paper, step by step!” Grandpa's attacking a city? 17.3kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的
Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t
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Baby, So What If I’m Shameless? You Love It Too 宝宝，我贱怎么啦？你不也爱的欢
A shameless, slick-talking second-generation heir and domineering CEO × a sweet, sunny heiress who’s a genius at taking down electronics [Love Before Marriage + Hilarious Everyday Life + Father-in-Law and Son-in-Law Torment Each Other + All Sugar, No Ice + Childhood Friends + Both Each Other’s First] When she was three, Luo Xintang had her first kiss “stolen” by Chen Zhe, who was six months older. Everyone said, “They’re just playing house. It doesn’t count.” At eighteen, they were caught kissin
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- 6 I Just Got Dumped, So What's Wrong with Forcing a Kiss on the Sharp-Tongued CEO? 我都失恋了，强吻毒舌总裁咋了？ [Talkative, slightly timid, blunt wedding planner x sharp-tongued, slightly stingy workaholic CEO] [Modern romance+CEO+sweet and funny+sharp-tongued banter+easygoing daily life+intense push and pull+secret love turned mutual] Wedding planner Gu Shi'an burst into tears! She'd received a wedding invitation from her former boss and happily gone to the banquet! But the moment she arrived, it was like being struck by lightning: the groom was the boyfriend she'd loved for ten years, and the mother-in- 1.8kReads8.4Score163Shelves
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I Chewed Out the War God: Anyone Who Breaks Off the Engagement Is a Dog 怒怼战神，谁不退婚谁是狗
(Lighthearted comedy + everyone’s favorite + winning her back + devoted romance + building an empire) After An Zhaoning received a note saying someone at the Duke of Zhenguo’s residence was ill, she rushed straight over. When she arrived, she discovered that the person she was supposed to treat was actually Chu Liezhang, the Duke of Zhenguo himself. It was her first time treating a man, but as long as the money was right, it was no problem. After following all the steps, she successfully cleared
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I Work as a Scrub Attendant at the Hehuan Sect 我在合欢宗做搓澡工
Wu Qianwen used to work at a high-end spa in his previous life, and his skills were second to none. Then he woke up in a female-dominated cultivation world and landed right in the Hehuan Sect. He had the lowest status imaginable: a ninth-grade crippled spirit root and a little furnace anyone could bully. In this sect, he was basically disposable, and probably wouldn't survive three episodes. But his System had come online: a Pure Yang Sacred Body, a Hundred Battles Sacred Body, and the exceptio
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- 9 Showbiz: Deyun’s Top Roaster Has Lao Guo Panicking 娱乐：德云第一怼，老郭慌了 Li Yunze transmigrates and becomes the youngest member of the Yun generation at Deyun Society, while binding to a System that makes him stronger whenever he roasts someone. From then on, both onstage and off, there's a sharp-tongued Li the Roaster! Guo Degang: The audience is who puts food on my table! Li Yunze: Then when are you going to show them some filial respect? Yue Yunpeng: I'm the top comedian at Deyun Society! Li Yunze: That's true. He really was, once! Guo Qilin: Li Yunze, do you know 17.5kReads9.0Score1.3kShelves
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The Four Rebellious Immortals of Heaven Are Here, Make Way! 天庭四大反骨仔驾到，通通闪开
[The animated series is now streaming] Today's front-page headline in the Immortal Daily: “Attention! Heaven Has a New Rebel!” Sources say this person is the newly adopted sidekick of the Great God of the Three Altars and the Sea. People call her “Fourth Auntie.” Great Sage Sun rebels in the open, Erlang Shen rebels in secret, the Third Prince is ready to rebel at any moment, and Fourth Auntie rebels whenever I do. Wherever I go, she follows. These people do nothing but sit around and chat, yet
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I'm Not Bad at All, Yet the System Still Wants Me to Be a Good Person 我一点不坏，系统还让我做个好人
Feel-good power fantasy + System + lighthearted comedy + scheming + invincible + invincible beyond measure Brother Lu transmigrated to a fantasy world where the strong ruled, and the System ordered him to be a good person. “Ding! Host detected to be less than virtuous. The System is obligated to make Host a good person. Good people enjoy a safe and peaceful life.” Brother Lu: System, I never do anything bad. Is there some kind of misunderstanding here? “Ding! Host detected receiving attention fr
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I Really Didn’t Mean To 我真不是故意的
Chu Ci has three great hobbies: courting death, showing off, and catching ETs!
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- 13 I Just Want Everyone Here to Beat Me to Death 我只想被在座的各位打死 Chu Feng wants nothing more than to be brutally beaten by the strongest experts under heaven, so he struggles desperately to climb higher. Then one day, he suddenly becomes invincible... This book is also known as The Undying God of Standing, I Just Want Everyone Here to Beat Me to Death, I’m Getting More and More Foul-Mouthed, The Righteous Path’s Role Model in the Immortal World, The Arrogant Man Everyone Pursues, Who Can Grant Me Death, I’m Standing Right in Front of You, How Much Do I Look L 207Reads8.0Score—Shelves
- 14 The Hilarious God-Tier System 神级逗比系统 Who hasn't been young? Who hasn't felt lost? How many times have we been laughed at and looked down on? How many times have we felt helpless and adrift... When the fire in your blood begins to burn, nothing else matters. I am who I am! One lifetime, one heart, charging forward without hesitation. A band of brothers, a few lovely women, conquering the world through the years. The world laughs at me for being mad. I say you are all shallow. Only after a thousand trials can a sword be forged, stron 228Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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I Roasted All of Showbiz and Became a Huge Star 怼遍娱乐圈后我爆红了
As a beloved rising star, Le Ming is used to handling everything herself. She finds her own endorsements, picks her own scripts, and when it comes to antis and rivals... she takes them on herself, too! Anti: “You're nothing but a pretty face! What else have you got?” Le Ming, utterly unfazed: “Let's not judge each other. You were shipped from the factory without a fully equipped brain, and I never said a word.” A newly popular actress: “I'll gladly take this ad. The brand favors me, and there's
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I Transmigrated as a Sister-Obsessed Brother and Unlocked Cheat Powers 穿越，身为扶弟魔的我开挂了
Alternate history + transmigration + comedy + absurdity + strong female lead. Synopsis: Ye Zhiyu smiles as radiantly as a mountain flower, putting her arms around the man who stands just below The Outcast and above everyone else. “Your Highness, Prince Zhao, you’re so powerful now. What kind of official post are you going to give me?” “I plan to make you Princess Consort of Zhao.” “Smack!” In a fit of rage, Ye Zhiyu gives the man in front of her a hard slap. “Have you lost your mind? I’m your si
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After I Transmigrated Into a Book, the God of War's Own Daughter Ran Wild 穿书后明神的亲闺女横行霸道
Wen Jiu, a second-generation deity, loves causing trouble, running wild, and kicking up a fuss. She wants to rule this world from the pages of a book all on her own, but her divine father won't allow it. So this fearless girl, who also happens to love hopping around like a wild monkey, can only torment other people, show off her power, put on airs, and stir up a little excitement to pass the time. The head of the Jiang family is an emotionless “money-printing machine,” an unyielding man with no
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The System Grants Me Immortality, and I Keep a Low Profile Until I'm Invincible 系统赐我长生，我苟到无敌
[Not a power fantasy] [Infinite Flow] [Wacky comedy] [Master of playing it safe] [System] This is a long cultivation novel about immortality. The protagonist, Xu Changsheng, transmigrates to the cultivation world and gets the standard golden finger: an immortality System that grants him an endless lifespan and an Immortal Realm where he can adjust the flow of time. Inside the realm grows a Life Tree that bears fruit once every thousand years. Each fruit adds a hundred years to his life, but tast
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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Ruling Showbiz After Binding the Clapback System 绑定怒怼系统后在娱乐圈叱咤风云
(Not well written, don't read!) [System + unhinged antics + showbiz] Luo Yiyi is utterly ordinary until she accidentally binds herself to the [Super Clapback System]. As long as she roasts people with good reason, she earns cash rewards and can improve her looks, strength, skills, and more. While everyone else takes on the world and even the air itself, she takes on fake sweethearts, scumbag men, and antis! Her clapbacks earn her a villa and turn her into a rich woman! She makes money while impr
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From the Start, I Refused to Be a Dad Overnight and Got a Building as a Reward 开局拒绝喜当爹，奖励一栋楼
Lin Teng's girlfriend cheated on him from the start, then tried to force him into raising another man's child. What could he do? Luckily, he activated the God-Tier Choice System. Refusing to raise another man's child would earn him a luxury property worth over a hundred million! As long as he followed the System's choices, he could win all kinds of generous rewards! Ding! Refuse to raise another man's child, and win an entire building! Ding! Choose to share a home with a girl, and win songwritin
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There's a Fat Guy in the Cultivation World Who's Ridiculously Cautious 修仙界有个胖子超苟
(Beast-taming cultivation, unlimited leveling, power fantasy, stronger against strong foes and stronger still against the weak) Zhang Baiwang is a very fat young man from a small frontier city in the Xia Kingdom. His father is a merchant who had him late in life and spoils him, so Zhang Baiwang is both ignorant and uneducated. However, having grown up around his father's business, he's picked up some knack for reading people. By a stroke of luck, he obtains an ancient divine artifact, the Demon-
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Urban Supernatural Bounty Hunter 都市异能赏金猎人
Synopsis: This is a remarkable world where people with supernatural abilities coexist with ordinary humans. Gifted individuals make up around five percent of the world's population. Since most of them are placed under government control and choose to serve their country, they receive no special treatment in this world. Wang Ze is a naive young man with the rare ability to wield two different powers. When he arrives in this bustling metropolis, all he wants is to fulfill his parents' last wish an
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- 24 My Girlfriend Is a Fox Spirit 我的女友是个狐狸精 Ever since the day Zhang Lang was born, the neighbors had called him a jinx. On the night of his birth, half of the tile-roofed house where his family had lived for three generations came crashing down. His parents sat with him in their arms amid the ruins, gazing up at the stars in despair. A fortune-teller had warned them long ago that the child was the reincarnation of a bringer of calamity, doomed to a life of misfortune with no way to escape it. Sure enough, he could get hit by a falling bi 15Reads—Score—Shelves
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Chinese Medicine Miracle Doctor: Miss, You Don't Have Long to Live 华夏神医：姑娘命不久矣
[Urban + Golden Finger + Invincible] The King of Hell says you’ll die at the third watch. Who can keep you alive until the fifth? You think I, Ye Feiyang, am just for show? I diagnose life and death through inspection, listening, questioning, and pulse-taking, and command the universe with ancient prescriptions and miraculous needles. Even the Black-and-White Impermanence turn back at the sight of me, and the names in the Book of Life and Death return to the mortal world.
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The Tough-as-Nails Fortune Teller Breaks into the Immortal Realm 滚刀肉卜卦闯仙界
[Comedy + Absurd Humor + Nonsense + Xianxia + Spirit Beasts] Wu Tiedui stumbled upon a legacy in a ruined temple and kicked off comedy mode, beginning a life of laying low in the immortal realm! Greedy, lecherous, fond of good food, and lazy!
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- 27 I Became an Evil Cultivator. What Can Heaven Do to Me? 化身邪修天耐我何 The Legend of Wu Xiaoxie, the Demonic Cultivator Who Fears Nothing tells the story of Wu Xiaoxie, a mysterious orphan, on his extraordinary path to immortality. Born with a wicked charm and a hideous scar, Wu Xiaoxie possesses a demonic cultivation talent that shocks the world. After saving a badly wounded demonic cultivator and receiving their techniques, he embarks on the path of demonic cultivation. Unrestrained in his ways and at odds with the righteous path, he becomes a thorn in its side. 59Reads—Score—Shelves
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Urban Fantasy: No Arguing, No Becoming a God 都市玄幻不抬杠不成神
[Urban + Wild Imagination + Xuanhuan + Superpowers + Face-Slapping + Invincible] The male lead is an utterly ordinary little lawyer: timid, cowardly, and hopeless with words. At work, his boss, prosecutors, judges, and clients all give him a hard time. In his personal life, his classmates, relatives, neighbors, and strangers do the same. Basically, everyone he meets picks on him. He's a complete pushover, yet somehow awakens the incredibly overpowered “Argument God System.” The System doesn't do
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- 29 The Carefree Republic of China 浪荡民国 [Transmigration + Urban + Xuanhuan + History + Wild Imagination + Espionage] The protagonist transmigrates to the Republic of China era, only to find himself a lowly dockworker. He thought he would be the chosen one, with a System at his side, crushing underworld kingpins, sweeping aside warlords and tyrants, Japanese warriors, spies, and ninjas. Whoever they were, he'd take them all down, one by one!!! But the legendary System is nowhere to be found, while one wave of pursuers after another kee —Reads—Score—Shelves
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This Script Doesn't Seem Quite Right, Does It? 这剧本不太对吧？
After transmigrating into the world of cultivation, he decisively chooses the “Flame Art” from the start, only for the old man to call him a complete idiot. Apparently, it was just there to fill out the selection... Looking at the heavenly art he got, no matter how he reads it, it seems downright improper. Why does this cultivation method require self-mutilation? And why do you all think I know how to make pills? Master! Can this possession of yours really take out a loan? As he sets out on his
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