Don't Mess with the Little Bean, Her Foolish Dad Knows Sorcery and Slays Demons

[Cute child | Jianghu monster hunters | Episodic adventures | Lighthearted comedy]

Tongbao doesn't know she's a monster, yet she picks up a red-clad, white-haired man who looks like a monster and decides to make him her father. She even declares that she'll kill every monster that has ever bullied him.

The young man has clear eyes and is covered in blood.

Tongbao's tears plop down as she pities him. She blows on wounds that aren't there. "Daddy, it doesn't hurt. Tongbao will blow on it for you!"

The young man tilts his head at her. "Everyone else is afraid of me. Aren't you?"

Tongbao hugs him. "You're the very, very best person Tongbao has ever met. Tongbao isn't scared at all!"

The bandits blocking the road to rob them say, "That man is a devil. He can control venomous insects to kill people!"

Tongbao says, "No, he's not! You're the bad guys! Daddy is protecting the people!"

The wicked hypocrite says, "I'm giving out porridge, and he wants to kill me! He's a heinous criminal!"

Tongbao says, "No, no! You're bad! You put something nasty in the porridge!"

The fleeing monsters cry, "She's the monster! Why are you only chasing us and trying to kill us?"

Tongbao says, "My little self is so cute. I'm not a monster! You're the one spreading lies!"

Later on, wherever the cold and ruthless young man at the center of all the rumors went, a tiny child went with him.

In public, he was the aloof, taciturn King of Gu. In private, he was a silly-looking dad with clear, innocent eyes.

"Little one... Daddy chased the monster away. Here's some candy."