I Tried So Hard to Play the Villainess, So Why Can My Whole Family Read My Mind?

At thirteen, chubby Lü Pangpang was born into this world and discovered she'd become a vicious villainess. If she didn't do evil, she couldn't go home?

Waaah... She wants to go home!

So when her eldest brother gets married, she wails like she's at a funeral! When her second brother gets dumped, she goes clubbing! When her third brother takes an exam, she slips him a cheat sheet! When her fourth brother breaks a leg, she performs a spinning-top routine! When her fifth brother tries to hang himself, she swings on a swing!

Lü Pangpang swears she's never met a villain as evil as herself!

She was a wholesome young woman raised under the red flag, yet the System corrupted her with money, threats, and tempting rewards, making her commit all sorts of wicked deeds!

Just when she can finally retire with honor, the System runs off?

Lü Pangpang resigns herself to her fate and gives up.

On her first day of giving up, the female lead brings chicken soup to her eldest brother. She thinks: [Drink up, drink up! The female lead is a child of fortune. The nicer she is to you, the more of your luck she'll siphon away! Once all your luck is gone, you can die in peace!]

The whole family turns to look at the female lead in unison: Is she some kind of jinx?

When she sees a doomed supporting character, she laments: [Isn't this Second Brother's hopelessly lovesick fiancée? She was the one who saved him, but that little green tea stole the credit! Then Second Brother broke off the engagement, ruining her reputation!]

Second Brother: Wait, we got the wrong person? She's my savior?

When she sees the all-powerful regent, she thinks with exasperation: [You may hold power over the whole court, but soon the female lead will frame you for treason, and you'll be torn apart by five horses!]

The Regent: ?

When she sees the ambitious princes, she gloats: [Go ahead and fight! The throne will go to the female lead in the end anyway, so it doesn't matter who wins!]

The princes: Who's the female lead?

Lü Pangpang soon realizes something is wrong. Why has her whole family started crowding around her?

Why have the princes started calling her boss?