Are You Crazy? You'd Throw Away a Lucky Kid Who Can Play the Suona?
疯了吧？会吹唢呐的福宝都敢扔？
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 370k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Ancient Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- English
- Request a translation
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Other names
- Calamity Star? The Three-Year-Old’s Suona Shakes Heaven and Earth!灾星？三岁奶包一把唢呐震乾坤！Alternate title on Fanqie
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It's pretty good. It's based on a comic book, and the female lead is decisive and doesn't drag things out; she fights when she needs to and speaks when she needs to, which is great. The author's portrayal of the female lead is also very natural. Some of her reckless moves are a little disgusting (poop and pee humor), but also quite funny.
I came from the comic book series, and Sisi is so cute ᰔᩚ. From the hilarious things she did at the beginning just to get a long-term meal ticket, to later standing up against those who treated her prince father badly to protect him, I never expected Sisi to have such a powerful background, and her adoptive father's identity is also quite extraordinary.
I've read up to chapter 75! 🥰 Baby is amazing! 👍 So cute and adorable! 🥰 Especially the way she scratches her bottom all the time 🤭 So adorable! 🥰 And then she keeps saying "lama" all the time, it feels so cute! 🥰
This book is truly excellent. The author's writing is superb, the little heroine Lu Sisi is incredibly cute, and the voice acting is superb—the voice is beautiful and perfectly captures the heroine's innocent, adorable, mischievous, and funny tone. There's no male lead, and the ending is also very happy. If you like stories about little girls, don't miss this book! Highly recommended…
As soon as the suona horn sounds, they fight regardless of ghosts, demons, or monsters. Very humorous and witty, funny and cute. Let me laugh out loud! This is truly exceptional; the author is incredibly talented. Unexpected questions and success rates Highly recommended.
So far, the plot is exciting, with subtle emotions of care, concern, and righteous indignation hidden beneath the humor and wit... Keep it up, author!
This is incredibly captivating! I devoured the latest chapter in one go. Previously, it was mentioned that Chu Yu's biological mother was a woman of unparalleled beauty in the harem and even the world—her elder sister, the Empress. But why does the Emperor seem to have amnesia and not remember her?
It's quite good. Because of their young age, the characters help the main characters avoid risks, filling in each plot hole one by one. The writing is smooth and the logic is clear. It's good. This framework is difficult to write, but the author takes a unique approach, and there's even mind-reading; it's not mindless, which is great.
Sisi is super cute... And an incredibly eloquent little adult. It's a little inappropriate to add details to a story only halfway through. The author seems to have a lingering memory of what they wrote before... One minute Sisi is arguing with the Crown Prince at the Prince of War's residence, the next minute Sisi is pretending to be stupid in the Imperial Palace and the Crown Prince believes…
It's so good! I think it's absolutely amazing! The plot is full of twists and turns, and the author's writing style is witty and humorous, making me laugh non-stop. Sisi is so cute, and a little mischievous too; I love Sisi the most.