The Immortal Sister Comes Knocking: From the Start, a Celestial Beauty Won't Leave Me Alone

Chen Xiao has done just two major things in his life. The first was spending two hundred years cultivating in the world of immortals, finally reaching the threshold of the Golden Core Realm, only to be slapped by a tribulation bolt and sent back to 2010, when he had just graduated. The second was sneaking into Buckingham Palace during a graduation trip to present the Queen of Britain with two pills that extended life and preserved beauty. The European aristocrats, all on the brink of death, promptly hailed him as the "Eastern Miracle Doctor." In return, he received a British marquessate, along with a castle, estates, vineyards, real estate around the world, shares in major corporations, and ten billion euros in cash.

After returning to China, he bought a plot of land on Beijing's East Fourth Ring Road and built a Jiangnan-style garden with a spirit-gathering formation. Every day, he cooked, fished, played with cats and dogs, tinkered with figurines and models, got massages and scrubbed down, and went to bars. He was determined to make the idea of lying flat in retirement part of his very bones.

Then one day, Liu Yifei, the nation's heavenly beauty, got lost and drove into his garden, with her mother following right behind. Chen Xiao's retirement was officially ruined. The heavenly beauty wanted connections, so he had to pretend to be blind. Her group of friends showed up, so he had to play dumb. People in the industry learned he was a fat piece of meat, so he had to play dead. He only wanted to ask one thing: Could the actresses of this generation stop lining up to knock on his door?