I Transmigrated and My Career Went Up in Flames: The All-Industry System Forces Me to Lie Flat and Win

In 2026, Lin Kuan is reborn in 2014 as a disgraced “pretty boy” under top-tier star Yang Mi. Faced with a flood of online scandals and a three-year contract that ties him down, he gives up and decides to coast. Isn’t this the retirement life he’s always dreamed of? For his first livestream, he heads to a club to unwind, only to get arrested in an anti-prostitution raid. While waiting at the police station for his boss to bail him out, he unexpectedly activates the [Many Professions System]. From then on, this washed-up entertainer is forced to unlock a random new career every month, constantly switching between ridiculous identities like miracle doctor, hacker, master of intangible cultural heritage, and mechanical genius. Yang Mi, Reba, Liu Yifei, and other goddesses watch this oddball who’s “good at everything, but a champion at slacking off,” and gradually lose their minds. “Lin Kuan, who are you, really?” Lounging in his personal massage chair, Lin Kuan grins at the camera. “Don’t ask. I’m just doing what I have to in order to get by. My lifelong dream will always be to save enough for retirement and retire early.”