There's Something Wrong with My Fortune-Telling Tube

After transmigrating to the cultivation world, my golden finger turns out to be a fortune-drawing tube.

My first draw gives me a fat chef who says he's useless.

My second draw gives me a quasi-immortal sword cultivator, who says, "There's something off about that chef."

A good-for-nothing from the start, accompanied by a remnant soul.

What exactly is up in the heavens that none of you dares to talk about it?