I Gave Great-Grandpa a Back Rub, So Why Did an Earthquake Start?

[Reporting it to the nation + colossal wonders + healing pets + invincible backing]

With the spiritual qi revival, the entire world has sunk into an apocalypse ravaged by giant beasts. Only Huaxia remains calm and peaceful.

Ji Qianhe is the sole heir of the Ji family and a forest ranger. His only daily worries are smoothing down his elders' fur and feeding the cats and dogs he has rescued.

That is, until he starts livestreaming his forest patrols. Viewers around the world watch as colossal divine dragons blot out the sky and a sacred Jianmu tree holds up the stars, and they descend into utter madness.

A foreign superhuman squad tries to sneak into the forest. Grandpa Dragon, resting in the clouds, sneezes, and a sky full of divine thunder wipes them out in an instant.

When a neighboring country is engulfed by a strange fog governed by bizarre rules, Ji Qianhe takes his old yellow ox out for a walk and stomps a forbidden zone of death flat with one foot.

A foreign alliance unleashes an apocalyptic giant lizard, but it rolls over and shows its belly in front of Ji Qianhe, transforming into a docile stray cat named Tiezhu.

The national machinery roars into action. A hundred thousand troops spend the night mounting heavy artillery on the gigantic black tortoise shell of his great-grandfather in transformed form.

Commander-in-Chief Chen Dingbang downs a cup of dragon-scale liquor. “Relax and keep planting trees, Mr. Ji. If the sky falls, the nation’s heavy industry and the gods will hold it up for you!”