The Police Find a Three-Year-Old, and the Whole Team of Tough Guys Cries Like Dogs

[Interstellar adorable baby + cross-channel misinterpretation + high-tech crime solving + everyone’s favorite feel-good power fantasy]

A prince from a higher civilization landed on Earth and, from the start, sat on a bandit’s head and yelled that he was hungry.

He said, “Mommy threw me away.” (Actually, he had escaped from his spaceship.)

He said, “I have no food.” (Actually, his energy blocks had run out.)

The tough guys at the entire police station burst into tears. How long had this poor child been abused?

Captain Qin swore he would heal this “poor little thing with a tragic past.”

But then things started getting weird:

During an arrest, the teddy bear he casually tossed out fired a high-voltage arc, leaving the suspect charred on the spot.

In the interrogation room, he spoke to thin air and pinpointed a hidden corpse, earning a reputation as a “psychic detective.”

The whole team came up with their own explanation: these were all abilities brought out by trauma!

Then an international case hit a dead end, and the baby, annoyed by the police station’s slow internet, pulled out his “Baby Learning Pad” and started tapping away.

The next second, satellites around the world were commandeered, a hundred billion in illicit funds was transferred straight into the police station’s meal card account, and a message appeared: [I want milk].

The cybercrime officers fell to their knees in worship before the unbreakable alien code.

Captain Qin’s arms trembled slightly as he held the child.

“Son, tell your Qin Dad honestly. Was your old home… on Mars?”