One Word, and the Whole Internet Came to My House for Pig-Killing Soup!

[Livestreaming + hardcore farming + national team]

On Lin Mu’s first day back in his hometown, he couldn’t hold down a 300-jin year-end pig, so he casually posted a video asking for help.

He’d only meant to call over a couple of neighbors, but instead summoned “special forces” from across the internet!

A fitness coach hauled the pig, a surgeon butchered it, a five-star chef took charge of the cooking, and even the county magistrate came to serve dishes.

The whole internet was stunned: What kind of farmhouse is this? It looks like a special forces team-building event!

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The bonfire from last night’s pig feast was still warm, and the CEO was still sleeping in a straw pile, wrapped in an army overcoat.

A sudden landslide blocked the mountain road. A century’s worth of cherries couldn’t be transported out!

A deafening roar instantly echoed through the valley:

A fleet of heavy construction vehicles, the infrastructure maniacs’ pride and joy, came charging through the mist, while a swarm of drones blotted out the sky.

Netizens: We asked you to fix the road, not turn this place into a fortress!