NBA: I Snatch Curry from the Start, Leaving the GOAT Stunned

[Wealthy Boss] [Snatches Curry] [Ruthless Superteam] [Three-Point Dynasty] [Rational LeBron Fan]

On the eve of the 2009 NBA Draft, trillionaire Lin Yan transmigrates and immediately buys the Minnesota Timberwolves outright!

Looking at his fifth and sixth picks, Lin Yan wastes no time firing David Kahn, the idiot executive who wanted to draft Ricky Rubio!

“Why pick the Spanish golden boy? I want Stephen Curry!”

“And I'm not just drafting him, I'm giving him the green light to shoot whenever he wants!”

When the skinny Curry puts on a Minnesota Timberwolves cap, the whole league laughs at the Chinese owner, calling him a fool with more money than sense.

Then the new season begins.

An ankle-protection breakthrough that prevents injuries, maxed out! An elite squad of perimeter shooters to back him up!

In his rookie season, Curry drains 13 three-pointers in a single game and leads his team to crush the Cavaliers by 40 points at Quicken Loans Arena!

LeBron James, fouled out and sent to the bench, watches three-pointers rain down from the sky and falls into a deep crisis of confidence.

“Wait, wasn't it supposed to be physical talent that determines your ceiling? Why is this kid shooting from just past half court?!”

Before “The Decision” even happens in 2010, Lin Yan has already led Curry to the O'Brien Trophy.

Lin Yan sneers at the media: “A superteam at its peak? Sorry, when you face my team, you won't even get the chance to reach your peak!”