You Were Supposed to Clean Up the Mess, but You Snatched Curry and Built a Dynasty

[Ultimate face-slapping] [No System, all brains] [Nurturing Curry into a legend] [Smashing superteam alliances] [Putting every doubter in their place]

In 2009, Lin Yuan takes over the Minnesota Timberwolves, a team in dire straits.

The team is a complete disaster, and the front office is even worse.

General manager David Kahn is about to use the fifth and sixth picks to select Rubio and Flynn, two point guards who can't shoot.

On his very first day, Lin Yuan fires Kahn on the spot!

Then, at the draft, he takes Stephen Curry with the fifth pick without a moment's hesitation!

He snags DeRozan with the sixth pick, then picks up Beverley in the second round!

The league is stunned, and the experts declare:

"The Timberwolves picked a bunch of skinny toys. They'll lose until they don't have the shirts on their backs!"

Then the new season begins.

With Curry unleashed, he goes off for 35-plus points per game, raining down threes and completely changing the landscape of the entire league!

"A tank that only knows how to bulldoze through defenders?"

Lin Yuan looks at James, gasping for breath after being run ragged by the Timberwolves' Death Lineup, and smiles dismissively.

"In the face of my small-ball storm, your so-called Decision is a joke!"

Years later, the Timberwolves build a dynasty and Curry is crowned the greatest three-point shooter in history.

Media around the world exclaim: "Lin Yuan is the true godfather of basketball history!"