Good Grief! My Cultivation Simulator Is Full of Wild Moves

[Simulator + trope subversion + invincible hero + comedy + wild imagination + power fantasy] After transmigrating into a fantasy world, Su Che, whose aptitude was nothing special, bound himself to a “Life Simulator.” He thought he could steadily work his way up to greatness, but who knew the simulator would be full of outrageous stunts! [Day One: You try to join a sect, but take a fancy to the sect leader’s wife. They break your legs and throw you out of the mountain gate.] [Day Five: You encounter a protagonist whose engagement has just been broken off. You choose to join the villains, split the protagonist’s lucky break with them, and obtain the Sunflower Manual.] [Day Ten: You sneak into the Holy Maiden’s bedroom and get caught red-handed. In a moment of desperation, you claim to be her long-lost biological father...] Su Che: “???” This simulator is cursed! But after each simulation, he can choose one talent or cultivation art to inherit? Looking at the heaven-defying rewards he’d earned through all kinds of bizarre deaths in the simulator, Su Che fell into deep thought... This path to invincibility seems to be a little crooked.