I Opened an Internet Cafe in Great Tang, and Li Er Pulls All-Nighters Playing Ranked Matches

[Otherworld internet cafe + tech giant + emperors addicted to the internet + thrilling simulations + nonstop laughs] After transmigrating to the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty, Gu Changan opened the Myriad Realms Internet Cafe in the busiest part of Chang'an. The cafe came equipped with top-of-the-line computers, gigabit fiber, ice-cold soda, and games like League of Legends, Red Alert, and Romance of the Three Kingdoms. From the start, Cheng Yaojin stumbled into the cafe and played Dynasty Warriors once. He cried out in excitement on the spot: “Awesome! I’m finally a match for ten thousand men!” The next day, Li Shimin secretly visited the cafe with Wei Zheng and Changsun Wuji. Wei Zheng became obsessed with Emperor Simulator, offering advice to the emperor in the game every day until the System labeled him a “sharp-tongued minister.” Fang Xuanling got hooked on Red Alert, staying up all night studying how to pair Apocalypse Tanks with modern units. He kept exclaiming that this was the true art of war. As for Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin, he became a middle-aged man hopelessly addicted to the internet, dragging Yuchi Gong along to play ranked matches every day! “Kid from Chang'an! Give me another three hours! I have to win this promotion match today!” “Why does loyalty keep dropping when I play Romance of the Three Kingdoms as Li Shimin? Wei Zheng, explain yourself!” With the internet cafe at his command, Gu Changan not only raked in so much money from entry fees that his hands ached, he also used the internet to control public opinion and intelligence networks across the entire Tang Dynasty! The Turkic army is about to invade? Li Shimin immediately fires up Tactical Simulation at the cafe! He leads the entire court in slaughtering the Turkic army of three hundred thousand in the game eight hundred times! “Jieli Khan, I’ve rehearsed a thousand ways for you to die in the game. How do you expect to stand against me?!”