Tomb Raiding: Reborn as the Black-Gold Ancient Saber, I Beg the Little Brother to Cuddle

[Hilarious wish-fulfillment story? You bet!]

On my first day as the Black Gold Ancient Saber, Zhang Qiling was holding me, about to smash a blood corpse’s skull with one blow.

Looking at that dumpling leaking yellow fluid, I let out a groundhog shriek in his head:

“Aaah! Get that ugly thing away from me! Don’t use me to chop it! My name is Lin Ruanruan, not Bone-Cleaver! Touching this biohazard will chip my finish and ruin my looks!”

The next second, the usually steady-handed Silent Zhang, feared by every underworld faction, jerked his hand and forced his wrist to turn. He’d rather block the acidic blood with his own arm than let a drop touch my blade, then sent the blood corpse flying with a kick.

The Fatty got grabby and tried to use the Black Gold Ancient Saber to cut a chilled watermelon.

Before it even touched the fruit, a wave of murderous energy sent him flying three meters away.

Fresh out of the shower and wrapped in a bath towel, Zhang Qiling kicked the door open, eyes blazing with fury. He snatched back the saber and hugged it tightly against his chest.

Wu Xie and the Fatty were dumbstruck:

“L-Little Brother... it’s just a saber. Why are you protecting it like she’s your bride-to-be?”

Zhang Qiling’s face was icy as he replied coldly:

“She doesn’t like it.”

Nobody knew that the ears of this usually aloof god had turned scarlet.

Because the cold blade in his arms was teasing him frantically in a soft, sweet voice:

“Husband, you’re so handsome! Your abs are so hard! Quick, tuck me into your jacket. I want to cuddle up and recharge!”

Then one night, after absorbing enough Qilin blood to gather the energy she needed, the ancient saber transformed into a delicate young woman and fell into his arms.

The eyes of Zhang Qiling, usually as still as a placid lake, darkened completely.

[Cold, expressionless, double-standard god × goofy saber spirit who says whatever comes to mind]

Heads-up: This isn’t a traditional horror tomb-raiding story. It’s extremely sweet, with Little Brother secretly reading her mind through a private channel, and nonstop hilarity and mutual pampering!