Please, Stop Giving Me God-Tier Identities!

[Urban System + Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Feel-Good Fantasy] After his girlfriend cheats on him and his landlord kicks him out, Chen Fan hits the darkest point of his life and is forced to bind himself to a Divine-Level Profession System. From then on, he embarks on a miserable life of “endless hardship.” As a [Divine-Level Chef], he makes a bowl of egg fried rice that has Michelin judges dropping to their knees and calling him their master. So over the top! As a [Divine-Level Racer], he wins a race against a Ferrari team in a Wuling Hongguang. So ridiculous! As a [Divine-Level Doctor], he accidentally cures cancer while casually lending a hand. So showy! Lawyer, hacker, secret agent, richest man alive… Gu Yuan teeters on the brink of a breakdown every day: “Please, System! Can you let me be an ordinary person for just one day? I really don’t want to show off anymore!” [System Notification: The Host’s strong request has been detected. Next week’s identity has been changed to: Celestial Enforcer of the Three Realms.] Chen Fan: “…”