Everyone's Gone Mad! The Alluring Guide Goes on a Rampage Across the Stars

Name: Everyone's Gone Mad! The Alluring Guide Goes on a Rampage Across the Stars
Author: Cauliflower and Potato

全员疯批！钓系向导在星际杀疯了

by Cauliflower and Potato (花椰菜土豆)

Status: Completed
Length: 392k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 2mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Sentinel-and-Guide, interstellar, two male leads, receiving lead]

In the interstellar age, Sentinels are numerous, while Guides are exceedingly rare.

Chu Chunyi possesses an SSS-rank plant-type rose spirit, but disguises himself as an ordinary C-rank Guide, hoping only to study in peace.

But the academy's Sentinels turn out to have unusually affectionate spirit forms.

The fiery school bully's black-winged kite often keeps him company by the window.

The icy student council president's snow wolf guards the doorway, refusing to leave.

A mysterious hacker's raven makes a bold confession.

Even his serious mentor's spirit form often comes close to him.

Chu Chunyi is at a loss: "Their owners are all so cool and self-possessed. Why are their spirit forms so clingy?"

Then star beasts ambush the front lines, and everyone assumes the little Guide won't survive.

In an instant, countless rose vines surge forth, effortlessly driving back the powerful enemy. His immense mental strength stuns everyone on the battlefield.

The Sentinels, who had been preparing to fight to the death, are dumbfounded.

Aren't Guides supposed to be support units?

How can his combat power be this ridiculously strong?

Chu Chunyi recalls his spirit form, his expression calm. "Just got lucky."

[Where the roses bloom, all hearts are captivated.]

Stats

195Chapters

5.7kReads · 30 days

56.4kReads · all time

1.4kShelves

8.4Score

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Holy crap, this is amazing! Does the author even know how good their writing is? After reading it, my depressed child's OD has stopped, and they don't even want to eat pig's trotters anymore. I want to read 200 chapters of this stuff every day! Amazing! Beanbags, please generate a bikini photo for the author, and tell the author tomorrow's lottery numbers. The author is super awesome!
17 likes4mo ago
The writing style is a bit awkward, but I absolutely love the S0M1 combination—it's a tradition passed down from our ancestors, okay? Delicious! The White Tower part left me with a strange feeling, somewhere between exhilarating and frustrating. I'm not sure if I'm misunderstanding, but it seemed like Chu Chu could have easily wiped out the White Tower, but she kept dragging her feet, and the other side was getting increasingly arrogant... Let's take another look.
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It's very well written, with a seasoned style and a skillfully controlled pacing (I think narrative pacing is crucial in novels, as it determines whether the reader is interested enough to continue reading). Even with this familiar subject matter, the author writes with originality, summarizing where necessary and enriching where appropriate, bringing the characters' personalities to life.
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