It flopped, don't bother reading. [Two Male Leads + Cultivation + Equally Matched Leads + Shared Sensations + Pseudo-Narcissism + Shameless Heart Demon Bottom + Ruthless, Unhinged Top]
[Bittersweet, all-consuming love + An antagonistic start, followed by forced confinement]
The most painful thing in the world is being a passionless, desire-free immortal lord who cultivates the Ruthless Dao.
And your heart demon is a street punk who likes picking his toes, wearing women's clothes, eating cilantro, and soaking in the bath without scrubbing off the grime!
Ye Qizhen transmigrates into the heart demon of the cultivation world's greatest expert, and has to face the original body's sword-wielding pursuit every day.
Sorry, original self, we're evenly matched!
And so, the cultivation world gets turned upside down.
Ye Qizhen takes a little dragon-protagonist adventuring, falls into a thousand-year-old cesspool and deliberately refuses to bathe, making the cleanliness-obsessed immortal lord publicly retch.
When Ye Qizhen gets into a fight, his opening move is always a monkey steals the peach.
Feeling the nauseating sensation in his palm, the immortal lord wants nothing more than to chop off his own hand!
Every time the furious immortal lord descends, he roars, “Wretch, today I will kill you!”
Ye Qizhen then skillfully pulls out his full-power Shit-In-Your-Pants Pill. “Come on, if you've got the guts! You dare slash me once, and I'll shit my pants right here!”
The immortal lord trembles with rage, but is driven back in defeat time and again.
Everyone thinks the immortal lord despises his heart demon and wants to eat his flesh and drink his blood.
Until the little dragon-protagonist disciple reaches great mastery and prepares to take his master away to enjoy life.
Instead, he catches the aloof, haughty immortal lord binding his master tightly with a magical artifact soaked in spiritual medicine.
The lofty god has fallen into the mortal realm, his eyes filled with twisted madness.
“After tormenting me for so long, you think you can just turn around and leave with your disciple to enjoy yourself?”
“For lifetime after lifetime, you can only stay on my bed and keep me company”
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The setting is very novel, look forward to it
Why is no one rating it? Let me comment.
There is no such introduction...
The introduction is interesting. I'm going to read it to get some fat. I've read another book by the author. I'm not worried about the writing. I'm just worried that I'll die from reading this book. I came here to give it a good review.