Name: I Can Hear Spirit Beasts’ Thoughts, and I Became Everyone’s Favorite by Enjoying the Gossip
Author: Cauliflower and Potato

Synopsis

The new book’s rating just came out, but it’ll go up, qwq...

[No CP + a touch of ensemble cast + System + snarky female lead + slow-paced + nontraditional cultivation]

(A lighthearted cultivation romp, complete with reaction memes. It gets a little absurd, and pretty funny...)

Reincarnated as a sect good-for-nothing, and forced to shovel manure from the start?

Li Xue: Just destroy it already!

[Ding! Beast Gossip King System successfully bound!]

[Core function: Hear the thoughts of all beasts and earn rewards by eavesdropping on their gossip!]

From that moment on, the entire cultivation world took a turn for the bizarre!

Passing the chicken coop, she heard

[I'm so sick of this! Big Belly keeps shortchanging us on spirit grain. Does he expect us to lay eggs out of love?!]

Li Xue, reporting them without missing a beat: How about a little chat over at the Law Enforcement Hall?

[Ding! Gossip successfully collected! Reward: Maximum affinity with spirit chickens, x1 beginner gift pack!]

Entering the cave of the spirit beast that guarded the mountain, she heard

[Waaah! The Azurewater Qilin on the next mountain actually dared to laugh at my jiojio for wearing Deathly Glamour pink! My dignity as a macho man is shattered!]

Li Xue, trying so hard not to laugh she nearly injured herself: “Senior, pink is the true color of real men! A real man should wear pink!”

[Ding! You’ve heard the gossip about ‘the mountain-guarding spirit beast’s macho-man misery’! Reward: x1 fire spirit crystal, cultivation greatly increased!]

And so Li Xue never looked back from her path of lying low and winning through gossip.

“What cultivation? What bottlenecks? Can any of that beat good gossip?”

“Another peaceful day, huh? (kind smile)”

Stats

220Chapters

122Reads · 30 days

56.4kReads · all time

6.8Score

26Listens

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