Reincarnated as Naruto’s Older Brother: From the Start, I’m Konoha’s Most Straight-Talking Troublemaker

Uzumaki Menma, the eldest son of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki, Naruto's gentlest big brother, and the sternest father the unruly villagers of Konoha have ever known! After seeing his younger brother Naruto for the first time in two years and finding the villagers of Konoha bullying him, Menma doesn't hesitate to give them a taste of their own medicine! Not only does he make the bullies pay dearly, he even slaps the dog passing by their house twice! Even the Third Hokage gets a headache whenever he sees him. With a talent so monstrous it's off the charts, he's an eight-year-old at Kage level. He inherited his father Minato's talent, good looks, and Flying Thunder God Technique, along with his mother Kushina's immense Uzumaki chakra. He's Konoha's perfect Nine-Tails jinchuriki, and a friend to tailed beasts and kunoichi alike. He's a close friend of Uchiha Shisui and Itachi, successfully preventing the Uchiha clan's massacre and helping some of Konoha's villagers pass on. Villagers of Konoha: Uzumaki Menma! You killed Lord Danzo! Now that Root and Lord Danzo can no longer protect us, how are we supposed to defend ourselves against attacks from other villages? Menma smiled faintly. It's simple! I'll start my own Root! Seven years later. Orochimaru: Begin the Konoha Destruction Plan! Uzumaki Menma: Time to help the unruly villagers of Konoha pass on! Other ninja villages: Attack Konoha! Uzumaki Menma: Time to help the unruly villagers of Konoha pass on! Whenever something happens in Konoha, Menma fulfills his ninja way by helping some of its unruly villagers pass on. Then, three years later... Pain: How many floors can one bag of rice carry? Uzumaki Menma: My pain is greater than yours! Kurama!! His greatest achievement is carved into the history of the Rain Village! No one had a moment to mourn Pain before the next one was onstage... Rescue Jiraiya, win Nagato over, and help some of Konoha's villagers pass on along the way. Then comes the Fourth Great Ninja War. Madara: Do you want to dance too? Menma: I doubt I'll ever forget you, Madara.