Global Datafication: My Job Is Magical Girl

On January 1, 2026, spiritual qi revival swept the globe, and everything became digitized. Guo Suyu, a high school senior standing six feet tall and every bit a man, woke up one morning as a silver-haired, violet-eyed little girl. His class panel clearly read: Space-Time Magical Girl (Unique). His cat had turned into a cat-eared girl, and his childhood friend had become a sword immortal who rode a flying sword. Even worse, his two mothers had gone completely mad. They made him try on everything from a little dress for a three-year-old to a qipao for an eighteen-year-old, and threatened to “spank his bottom raw if he dared cut his hair.” He went out shopping for fifteen minutes, and four cars crashed on one street while passersby all fell into manholes. Just as he finally caught his breath, a notice came from the government: children of high-ranking officials with professions had to be registered. Guo Suyu nearly fell apart on the spot. Reporting this profession would be social suicide on the level of streaking. Then his father made a phone call, and the highest authorities at the household registration office issued an overnight order: Space-time talent? Classified as top secret! Also, issue him a female ID card, valid at the same time as his male ID. And so, the first person in the country’s history to legally possess two valid identity cards was born. The reason: a space-time magical girl.