Global Beta Test: Stranded on an Island with a White-Haired Brat

Guo Meng, a security guard king with three jobs, has one dream in life: save enough money to buy a big house for the white-haired, busty gremlin girl he took in.

Then he wakes up one day to find that his dream has come true beyond all expectations.

He’s got a home, a little seaside cabin! And the girl’s there too, clutching him tight in her stockings! The only problem is the place is a bit cramped at 10 by 10 meters, and the girl’s bust takes up a tenth of the floor space!

Just as he’s wondering if this is some awful survival game, a message pops up on his phone: [Congratulations! You’ve been selected as the sole beta tester for “Blue Star Survival”! The full version launches in one year. Mwah~]

Guo Meng looks at the chat channel, where there are only two IDs, his and his sister’s, then glances at the unknown giant bird circling overhead and falls into thought.

So is this a package deal with his little sister, or did the boss just hand him a wife?

His System finally arrives, fashionably late.

An infinite inventory, a daily lottery, and a bonus copy of the guidebook, “Get Stronger Just by Working Out.”

“Got it!” Guo Meng slaps his thigh. “Let’s start with a small goal, like buying up this whole sea!”

[A tough-guy security guard who fights like a bandit × his white-haired gremlin girl sister. A story about becoming gods while cracking jokes in a world stitched together by deities from the worst parts of fiction.]