Great Tang: I Just Want to Lie Flat, but Li Er Insists I Govern the Country

【Transmigrate to the Tang Dynasty + Emotion-Value System + Lie Flat + Comedy】 Lin Yuan transmigrates to the first year of the Zhenguan era in the Tang Dynasty and inherits a run-down tavern. He plans to take it easy with his lie-flat emotion System, earning emotion points to trade for brewing recipes and become a comfortably wealthy layabout. But one day, an important guest who calls himself “Old Li” walks into the tavern. Lin Yuan casually remarks, “The Turks are about to reach the banks of the Wei River.” The next moment, the System starts issuing alerts like crazy: 【Shock value from Li Shimin +9999】 Lin Yuan is stunned. Li Shimin? He only wanted to run a tavern. How did he end up attracting the emperor of the Tang Dynasty? From then on, Lin Yuan’s laid-back life is completely ruined. He wants to make money, but Li Shimin asks him about state policy. He wants to sleep, but Fang Xuanling comes over to seek his advice. He wants to play dumb, but Du Ruhui sees right through him. He wants to rile people up, and Wei Zheng loses it on the spot. He wants to keep a low profile, but Cheng Yaojin drops by for free drinks every day. Lin Yuan: “Your Majesty, I really don’t know how to govern. I just run a tavern!” Li Shimin: “A casual remark from you is already a brilliant strategy for governing the country.” Lin Yuan: “I just want to lie flat!” Li Shimin: “If the world is not at peace, how can you lie flat, sir?” And so, a tavern owner who only wants to lie flat is forced to rely on his emotion-value System to shock the court, serve face-slapping justice to the great clans, terrify the Turks, and steadily lead the Tang Dynasty toward a world of foreign nations paying tribute.