Journey to the West: The Monkey Calls Me Senior Uncle, and the Jade Emperor Is Sweating Bullets

I, Su Yunfan, am the most miserable master in the Three Realms. No contest.

[Ding! Your disaster of a disciple, Sun Wukong, has logged in!]

[Mission One: Make Havoc in the Underworld]

I’m forced to put on Ksitigarbha’s secret identity and sigh. “Nephew, you should stop now.”

The monkey: Got it! Master and Ksitigarbha are fellow disciples, and our sect has a divine-level background! From now on, I can do whatever I want!

[Mission Two: Make Havoc in Heaven]

I’m forced to put on the Jade Emperor’s secret identity and say helplessly, “Let’s set this matter aside for now.”

The monkey: Got it! The Jade Emperor is my senior fellow disciple, and the Heavenly Court is my home! Let’s see who dares stop me now!

[Mission Three: Get Crushed Beneath Five Elements Mountain]

I’m forced to put on the Tathagata Buddha’s secret identity and press down with one palm. “Foolish child, it’s time to understand.”

The monkey: Got it! This is my grandmaster’s way of putting me through my paces! In five hundred years, I’ll be a hero all over again!

Su Yunfan, his soul on the brink and blood spilling from his mouth: I’m not! I didn’t! Don’t make things up!

Please, stop letting your imagination run wild! Your master’s about to be worked to death by you!