Dumped the CEO, Now the Handsome Cop Begs Me to Pick Up Trash

Good news: After dumping my scumbag CEO boyfriend, I awakened the ability to hear what everything is thinking.

Bad news: There seems to be something a little off about this ability!

I thought picking up a wallet was just a good deed.

But then the wallet cried, “My owner is going to see his mother one last time. The ticket is inside me!”

Me: ...Fine, I’ll take you to the police station.

I thought I could sell a suitcase I found.

But the suitcase wailed, “My owner was pushed down the stairs. The culprit is a man in a black raincoat!”

Me: ...Fine, I’ll send the police an anonymous text.

I thought I could use a glove I found to knit a scarf.

But the glove screamed, “That man’s a bad guy! I’m trapped in a car that smells like fish!”

Me: ...Fine, I’ll draw the police another picture.

From then on, I became the police force’s KPI-saving hero and the aloof captain’s “ghost girlfriend.”

Lu Shiyan: “Keep pretending, and I’ll ‘hire’ you as top-secret intelligence.”

My ex-husband: “Tang Zhixia, where exactly did you hide that deadly SIM card?!”

Seriously, I just wanted to quietly pick up some trash. How did I become the center of attention for two powerful forces fighting over me?!