The Discarded Consort Sells Goods with Her Kids, and the Entire Harem Spends Big on Me

From the start, I have a baby and the identity of an abandoned consort from the Cold Palace.

Everyone: Just wait to die.

Me, the e-commerce queen: No, this is a golden opportunity to start a business!

I only wanted to make a bar of soap so my son could wash his hands.

The result: A young palace maid cried and shouted that it was a miracle cure, and the skin on her hands practically peeled off!

Everyone: ? This junk is worth more than gold?

I only wanted to auction it quietly to earn a little money for medicine.

The result: The emperor heard about it and came charging over with a sword, ready to chop my head off!

The emperor, sneering: How dare you!

I only wanted to use the emperor's name to make a limited-edition product.

The result: Noble Consort Wan, the most powerful woman in the harem, personally stepped in to “bring me into the fold”!

Noble Consort Wan's trusted aide: Be our dog or die!

I only wanted to help the Empress Dowager with her insomnia.

The result: The Empress Dowager immediately wanted to take my son away and raise him to be crown prince!

The Empress Dowager: The boy stays. You can do as you please.

Me, holding my forehead: I really only wanted to make a little money to raise my baby. How did I end up practically taking over the whole harem? Hey, could you top dogs please stay away from my tiny workshop!