Damn! I Asked You to Guard the Forest, Not Raise Protected Animals All Over the Mountain!

Name: Damn! I Asked You to Guard the Forest, Not Raise Protected Animals All Over the Mountain!
Author: September's Clear-Ming Rain

刑！让你护林，你把国宝养满山？

by September's Clear-Ming Rain (九月清明雨)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.1M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 3mo ago
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Synopsis

[Livestreaming + Adorable Animals + Laid-Back Farming] Ji Ye returns to the depths of the Qinling Mountains and takes over an abandoned forest ranger station. He hopes to spend his retirement drinking tea and reading the paper, but unexpectedly awakens the Nature Affinity System. From then on, his life takes an increasingly “criminal” turn. Other rangers protect the forest from poachers. Ji Ye protects it from animals trying to “scam” him. “Help! The streamer’s been tackled by a snow leopard! Call the police!” The next moment, the snow leopard purrs in his arms like a tractor. “Holy crap! Is that a wild giant panda? Why is it clinging to the streamer’s leg and crying?” Ji Ye sighs helplessly. “Stop acting. There’s no more panda milk for today!” Faced with calls to the police from across the internet and special police officers arriving in the middle of the night, Ji Ye spreads his hands. “Officer, if I told you they’re the ones insisting on mooching food and lodging at my place, would you believe me?” Looking at the first-class protected animals rolling around adorably in the yard, the special police captain silently hands him a banner of commendation. A forest fire sweeps through the Qinling Mountains. Just as the rescue teams are at a loss, Ji Ye stands at the edge of a cliff and whistles. In the blaze, golden eagles lead the way, wolf packs clear a path, and all the beasts obey his command! The whole internet is stunned: You were supposed to protect the forest, so how did you end up training an army of mythical beasts?

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I like it, living in seclusion is a way of life that individuals long for but cannot achieve. The novel not only achieves it, but also has a system to help with the fluffy life. It is a magical life that is truly yearned for and cannot be obtained in the real world. The protagonist's force value can be regarded as Shuangwen's force value ˃ 𖥦 ˂
30 likes6mo ago
Fine. I just forgot about some animals. Where is your owl? Where is the little snow leopard? Where are the 14 wolves?
25 likes6mo ago
This book was a pleasure to read. Anyway, the characters are very realistic, but the title is a bit biased. What I read now are basically fighting scenes. The protagonist is either fighting or on the way to fight. I hope the author can improve it
16 likes6mo ago
It's good, but some places are a bit messy, but it doesn't affect the reading. I like the feeling of being the king of animals. Of course, the protagonist is also very good to the queen mother and the others. Even the little pudding still likes his snow leopard appearance. He is our first little animal and deserves more pictures [Learned] [Sending Hearts]
11 likes6mo ago
Very beautiful! ! ! Although there are some logical illogicalities, it is really beautiful! You won't lose money by investing in shares! ! ! ! !
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6 likes6mo ago
Nice! ! ! Like! ! ! Healing and adventure in deep mountains and old forests! ! ! Not boring adventure but healing. *^O^**^O^**^O^*
6 likes6mo ago
This book is well written and the logic is very clear. I like it very much, but the author is a bit lacking and not enough to read [Blow kiss]
4 likes6mo ago
The content is very exciting, but why are "extremely" and "extremely" used throughout the article? Are there any other adjectives? !
3 likes2mo ago
Come on author. I like it the most. Come on.
3 likes5mo ago

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