Damn! I Asked You to Guard the Forest, Not Raise Protected Animals All Over the Mountain!

Name: Damn! I Asked You to Guard the Forest, Not Raise Protected Animals All Over the Mountain!
Author: September's Clear-Ming Rain

刑！让你护林，你把国宝养满山？

by September's Clear-Ming Rain (九月清明雨)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.1M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 4mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Livestreaming + Adorable Animals + Laid-Back Farming]

Ji Ye returns to the depths of the Qinling Mountains and takes over an abandoned forest ranger station. He hopes to spend his retirement drinking tea and reading the paper, but unexpectedly awakens the Nature Affinity System.

From then on, his life takes an increasingly “criminal” turn. Other rangers protect the forest from poachers. Ji Ye protects it from animals trying to “scam” him.

“Help! The streamer’s been tackled by a snow leopard! Call the police!” The next moment, the snow leopard purrs in his arms like a tractor.

“Holy crap! Is that a wild giant panda? Why is it clinging to the streamer’s leg and crying?” Ji Ye sighs helplessly. “Stop acting. There’s no more panda milk for today!”

Faced with calls to the police from across the internet and special police officers arriving in the middle of the night, Ji Ye spreads his hands. “Officer, if I told you they’re the ones insisting on mooching food and lodging at my place, would you believe me?” Looking at the first-class protected animals rolling around adorably in the yard, the special police captain silently hands him a banner of commendation.

A forest fire sweeps through the Qinling Mountains. Just as the rescue teams are at a loss, Ji Ye stands at the edge of a cliff and whistles. In the blaze, golden eagles lead the way, wolf packs clear a path, and all the beasts obey his command! The whole internet is stunned: You were supposed to protect the forest, so how did you end up training an army of mythical beasts?

Stats

368Chapters

5.4kReads · 30 days

379.4kReads · all time

455Shelf adds, last 14 days

6.8Score

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I love it! A secluded life is something everyone longs for but can't achieve, and this novel not only makes it possible, but also has a system to help pet your furry friend—truly a dream come true, a heavenly existence unattainable in the real world. The protagonist's fighting prowess is also on par with other fast-paced, action-packed novels. ˃ 😍
30 likes8mo ago
That's good. It's just that some animals were forgotten. Where's your owl? Where's the snow leopard cub? Where are the 14 wolves?
25 likes8mo ago
This book was incredibly enjoyable to read, especially the incredibly realistic character development. However, it's a bit too focused on the title; most of what I'm reading now consists of fighting scenes, with the protagonist either in a fight or on his way to one. I hope the author can improve on this.
16 likes7mo ago
It's pretty good, just a little messy in some places, but it doesn't affect the reading experience. I love the feeling of being the king of animals. Of course, the protagonist is also very kind to the Empress Dowager and the others. Little Pudding still prefers the snow leopard look; it was our first little animal and deserves more screen time! [Learned something] 💕
11 likes8mo ago
It's so good!!! Although there are a few illogical parts, it's really good! You won't regret watching it!!!
11 likes8mo ago
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
6 likes7mo ago
Amazing!!! I love it!!! A healing and adventurous story set deep in the mountains!!! It's neither boring nor boring, and it's both adventurous and healing. *^O^**^O^**^O^*
6 likes8mo ago
This book is very well written and logically clear. I really like it, but the author updates it a bit too infrequently, so it's not enough to keep me reading. 😘
4 likes8mo ago
The content was great, but why is it filled with "extremely" and "extremely"? Are there any other adjectives?!
3 likes4mo ago
Keep it up, author! I love reading this!
3 likes6mo ago