He Collapses Whenever He Gets Excited! His CEO Boyfriend from Online Dating Is Going Crazy

Name: He Collapses Whenever He Gets Excited! His CEO Boyfriend from Online Dating Is Going Crazy
Author: Grass Growing on the Bar

一激动就猝倒！网恋霸总急疯了

by Grass Growing on the Bar (杠上长草)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 234k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Billionaire CEO
Updated: 4mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Unhinged failed author × two-faced, split-personality CEO | Mutual pining | Absurd antics | Terminal illness and redemption

Song Mianwan has a strange illness: whenever her emotions run high, she collapses. She’s practically the most fragile invalid on the internet.

She thought she’d have to take on the whole world alone, but then she unexpectedly met a fellow writer. The story suddenly shifted from depressing to downright fantastical.

Online, he’s all, “You’re the best, sis! Go ahead and lose it, I’ll prop up the sky with gold bricks if it falls!”

In person, he’s all, “Every punctuation mark she writes is worth more than your life.”

When paid trolls launched an online attack against her, he dropped a million yuan in tips in one go. His legal team sent out ten consecutive lawyer’s letters and had them hauled off to the police station!

When executives tried to force her out, he arrived with two rows of elite staff, rolled out the red carpet, and bowed ninety degrees as they shouted, “Greetings, great one!”

The group chairman slapped the table and demanded, “What exactly is your relationship with He Zhouchu?”

Wearing faded, oversized shorts, she laughed arrogantly. “He’s my officially certified number-one nouveau riche fan!”

Everyone was stunned!

Late at night, Song Mianwan posted a photo of spicy hot pot: “Spice is the only true test of the soul.”

Seated in a high-end Western restaurant, He Zhouchu abandoned his delicacies and took a picture of the plain-looking hot pot.

His assistant watched his boss wolf down food in a hole-in-the-wall restaurant and fell into deep confusion!

P.S. The more densely packed the jokes in this book, the deeper the heartbreak hidden beneath them.

You won’t understand Song Mianwan and He Zhouchu’s backgrounds until the very end.

They risk their lives to save each other.

Online romance at first, with a workplace focus. Not a brainless story.

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