This Is Fine, Right? I Refused the Cringey Starter Trio from the Start

Transmigrating into Pikachu isn't scary. What's scary is having to choose a “first love” from among three perverted middle-aged men. One look at the bald man in the turtle-shell vest nearly made Zhou Pi drop dead on the spot. “Would you want this kind of luck?” He resolutely ran away, and deep in the forest found a filthy human child living in the wild. The boy couldn't speak and could only crawl on all fours. He had no clothes, just a tattered hat. [Ding! Host has successfully adopted the “abandoned baby” Ash. Bond System activated.] Feed him berries → Friendship UP! Groom his fur (hair) → Trust MAX! Take a Spearow attack for him → Guardian Spirit awakened! Zhou Pi sighed, stroking Ash's head like a doting father. “You're silly and wild, but from now on, you're mine.” Ash rubbed against Pikachu's electric sacs and smiled with innocent stupidity. “Pika...” Who could have imagined that this wild child, who couldn't even unwrap a rice ball, would one day carry his Pikachu on his back and punch a Legendary Pokemon into the ground? “Don't be scared. From now on, your big brother (Dad) will make sure you eat well and live well, and conquer the League!” This time, I'll be the one to protect you, my silly little guy.