Pokemon: Onix with 13,000 Attack

[Keywords]: Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon, Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, Sword and Shield, Scarlet and Violet, VGC, Double Battle, game commentary, humorous roasts, heated competition, System-based story, packed with jokes that never get confusing.

Lufei is a Pokemon streamer who makes a living by being a “master of trash talk.” By chance, he binds himself to a Pokemon battle tactics System.

System: “Host, win battles and complete missions, and I'll give you incredible rewards!”

Lufei: “You got it! Pokemon battles are my specialty!”

From the start, he's livestreaming Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon when his opponent sends out a Tapu Koko and Gastrodon combo. Lufei smiles faintly. “Don't panic, folks. Watch my Onix work its magic!”

Opponent: “What the heck can that Onix even do?”

Lufei smiles faintly and starts shouting at the screen: “Weak Armor! Stack it up! Get angry! Hit them hard!”

Livestream viewers: “??? Did this snake secretly join a gym? Why does it get more muscular the longer it fights?”

Seven minutes later, Lufei roars with excitement: “Woohoo! Take off! Helping Hand, Earthquake! Bring the whole place down! Onix's physical attack: thirteen thousand points! It's blasting off!”

[Pokemon VGC Double Battle] [Gaming Streamer] [From Beginner to Buried] [Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon × Sword and Shield × Scarlet and Violet] [Joke King Possession]