Pokemon: Who Says Suicune Is Weak? It’s Completely Overpowered

[Pokemon] + [Pokemon] + [Beast Taming] + [Paradox Pokémon Master] + [Power Fantasy]

[If you want to see Paradox Pokémon deliver a righteous beatdown to the world, you can jump straight to Volume Two. Volume One is a little more laid-back.]

It has been five years since the Pokemon world merged with the human world, and Gu Yanlan is still fishing for Magikarp. Talk about a terrible start.

Then, one night, a gravely injured Shiny Suicune crashes into his arms, while the hunter who was chasing it, Hunter H, presses a gun to his head

[The Strongest Egg-Breaking System has awakened.]

[Paradox conversion: Suicune → Walking Wake. Base stat fusion mechanism activated: the stats of Ancient Pokémon and Paradox Pokémon complement and stack with each other!]

“My Pokemon is basically a primitive. It can’t fight,” he says modestly.

Then Walking Wake blasts Tyranitar away with a jet of steam, takes down Salamence with a single Ice Beam, and Hunter H gets bundled up and delivered to the police station.

The whole League is in an uproar.

“Is that Pokemon of yours even legal?!”

“What do you mean, combining strengths? Suicune has a base stat total of 647?”

“Old god power?!”

“And what on earth is that weird-looking Misdreavus?”

Gu Yanlan scratches his head and looks at the Champion-level Trainer across from him, who is questioning everything he knows about life. He asks sincerely:

“...They’re all ancient primitives, really. They just have a few good stats.”

When the human world and the Pokemon world finally hold a battle tournament,

Gu Yanlan represents the human world against the Pokemon world.

“I’m all you need.”

“You Champions, Elite Four, Masters, all of you come at me at once.”

[It’s not an all-Paradox team. I use other Pokemon too, but Paradox teams are pretty nasty.]