
Hey, I’m at the Police Station. Come Get Me
泥嚎,人在警局,来捞一下
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- Completed
- Length
- 820k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Billionaire CEO
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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This book is really super good. She has a girl who dares to fight, a sister who dares to fish, and a pair of useless parents. Although the two sisters are not related by blood, they are close to each other. One is good at literature and the other is good at martial arts. When beating the villain in the face, one confronts the villain and the other does a last-ditch attack. The plot is very interesting. I like it very much.
Overall, it looks good, and the subject matter is very attractive! There is only one thing, I personally think that the empress should not have this kind of character. ? 🥲At least she shouldn't be the empress who unifies the world and dominates the world. She doesn't feel the momentum she deserves. Only a few superficial descriptions occasionally pop up. She is usually a bit like that kind of idiot😭 Uh-huh, there may be some hidden secrets, but the author hasn't written it yet, so I'll shut up for now. .
I have only read a few dozen chapters, and my impression is very good and very funny. Finally, it is not a story about the real and fake daughters fighting each other and their parents being partial. The real and fake daughters get along well with each other and it is interesting. My parents are also very friendly. They do not favor one over the other, which is rare.
The cold and cute arrogant empress & the sinister green tea yandere queen The cute and a little crazy heroine & the handsome and miserable male protagonist The Empress is so cute and awesome ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ The beauty queen is also a gentle and virtuous yandere~ Different real and fake daughters, I hope you guys like it~ ₍₍ ◝(●˙꒳˙●)◜⚘₎₎So happy🌸🌸🌸
Very novel. There is no struggle between the real and fake daughters, only the girl controlling her hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha between the real and the fake daughter without fighting, there is no struggle, only the girl control, so funny. A very light and engaging short article. It's great to watch! I finished reading it in one go. Not enough. Super looking forward to the follow-up plot! There will be more updates from the author ~ [Sending my heart][Sending my heart][Sending my heart]
I'm in a great mood, as soon as I open Tomato and Plum there's a new book! ! It's very good-looking, and the heroine's baby is crazy and sassy. The family is a little not very smart, but they are very protective of the baby. It's really joyful and interesting, and the male protagonist is also very funny. Hehe, I look forward to the upcoming updates.
The comic is very interesting. I read some negative reviews of two and three stars. Many people are saying that the heroine is too delicate and unsuitable for an empress. First of all, the author said at the beginning that the heroine is not a traditional empress. The traditional empress is nothing more than a strong woman who is unsmiling. The heroine in this book is more funny, but does not hinder people. The family has high martial arts and is super smart. Some people say that the heroine is a sweet wife. I have read 40 chapters so far. In addition to being cute in front of the hero and his family, she is not soft at all in front of the "bad guys". She strikes quickly and accurately and is not aggrieved at all (you can't call her a sweet wife just because she is cute in front of the hero [punch out])
This book is very interesting. I also love the heroine's doting on the queen. The eldest heroine must come first😁! ! ! ! More sisters! ! ! ! I like my sister and sister very much! ! ! ! The author's writing is very good, interesting and interesting. Basically, bad people are bad people and good people are good people! Everyone must submit to the majesty of the empress! ! ! The story is novel! I hope you don't forget to fill in the holes! It was so good that I finished reading it in one sitting! Please update! Author, can you please let everyone believe in her strength? Let the Queen see it with her own eyes. Don't let us, Your Majesty, be so aggrieved. Don't be a good rabbit. He must be a good emperor who is dedicated to the country and the people😭, (6.11) In fact, I can't stand it. After chasing him for so long, whether it is the heroine or the sister, I feel that their "object" does not respect or seriously admire him. This is not an ordinary romance. I think this must be the plot and foreshadowing of the heroine. Lu and Shen are really unreasonable sometimes.
The Queen is cute and sassy, and she dotes on her Queen. The Queen also dotes on his Queen, but she is also quite jealous! The real daughter is also beautiful, sassy, cool, and a genius hacker; the brother-in-law is also handsome, but of course he is also jealous! The Queen's relatives are also very good. They will never wrong the Queen and her sister, even though they may be a little silly! It's not a loss if you enter the pit~ Come and take a look whenever you pass by~ The little stars are all lit up, but the ratings are still too few✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧
Hahaha, the heroine is a person who "can obviously rely on her face to make a living, but she chooses to speak with her strength." She has a cute little face, is also very skilled in martial arts, and has a strong core. The whole family is so cute, and it seems that only her sister is the most normal person in the family. Even the Queen Mother is abstract. It's really funny.