
Hey, I’m at the Police Station. Come Get Me
泥嚎,人在警局,来捞一下
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 820k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Billionaire CEO
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- English
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- The Sickly Beauty Is So Gorgeous, the Fake Heiress Sneaks Through Her Window to Steal Kisses Every Day病娇太貌美,假千金天天翻窗偷亲Alternate title on Fanqie
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This book is absolutely fantastic! It features a fearless older sister, a daring and resourceful younger sister, and a pair of spineless parents. The two sisters, though not related by blood, are practically inseparable. One is literate, the other skilled in martial arts; when it comes to defeating the villains, one confronts them head-on while the other delivers the finishing blow from behind. The plot is quite engaging, I really enjoyed it.
Overall, it's a good read; the theme is very appealing! There's just one thing, though. Personally, I don't think the Empress should have this kind of personality. 🥲 At least, an Empress who unifies the six kingdoms and dominates the world shouldn't be like this, right? I didn't really feel the expected imposing presence; there were only occasional, superficial descriptions.
I've only read a few dozen chapters, but I'm already very impressed. It's hilarious, and finally, it's not a story about the real and fake heiresses arguing or the parents showing favoritism. The real and fake heiresses get along very well and it's quite funny. The parents are also very loving and don't show favoritism, which is rare.
Cold and aloof empress & scheming, yandere queen A cute and slightly eccentric female lead & a stunningly beautiful but tragically handsome male lead The Empress is so cute and amazing! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ The beautiful empress is also a gentle and virtuous yandere (a character with a strong sense of self-destructive tendencies). A different kind of real and fake heiress, hope you all like it~ ₍₍ ◝(●˙꒳˙●)◜⚘₎₎So happy I'm bursting with joy🌸🌸🌸
Very original. There's no struggle between the real and fake heiresses, only a sister-obsessed brother, hahaha, so funny! A very light and enjoyable read. I finished it in no time. Not enough! Super looking forward to the next chapter! Author, please update more often! 💕💕💕
I'm in such a great mood! I just opened Tomato Plum's new book and it's out!! It's really good; the female lead is both eccentric and cool. Her family members aren't exactly bright, but they're very protective of her. It's so fun and interesting! The male lead is also hilarious, hehe. Looking forward to more updates from the author!
It's from a comic book series, and it's quite interesting. I've seen some two- or three-star reviews, with many saying the female lead is too delicate and doesn't fit the image of an empress. First of all, the author stated at the beginning that the female lead isn't a traditional empress. Traditional empresses are typically stern, strong women who don't smile.
This book is so good! I love the empress, the darling of the female lead! It absolutely has to be a female-centric story! 😁!!! Please update more, sisters!!! I absolutely adore the older and younger sisters!!! The author writes so well, it's funny and full of witty moments. Basically, the bad guys are bad, and the good guys are good! Everyone must submit to the empress's majesty!!!
The Empress is both cute and cool, and she dotes on her Queen; the Queen also dotes on her Empress, and she's quite jealous! My sister, the real heiress, is beautiful, cool, and a genius hacker; her husband is handsome too, but of course, he's also incredibly jealous! The Queen's family is also very kind; they would never wrong the Queen or her sister, although they might all be a little silly!
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