I Don’t Want to Hear It

Name: I Don’t Want to Hear It
Author: Beautiful Lady

哀家不想听

by Beautiful Lady (美人娘)

Status: Completed
Length: 197k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Palace & Household Intrigue
Updated: 4mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Young Empress Dowager x Powerful Eunuch

A burned-out office worker transmigrates as the Empress Dowager, and Yu Qixiang wants to retire early.

Anyone who tries to persuade her to rule from behind the curtain gets a tearful breakdown they'll never forget.

But the chief eunuch, who looks adorable despite his cold expression, takes a dislike to her and insists on hauling her to her post to work like a pack mule.

Fine. I worked myself to death in my last life. You think I can't work you to death too?

The court officials have been working at top efficiency lately, thanks to Her Majesty the Empress Dowager's three famous sayings:

“Keep the morning meeting to forty-five minutes. Let's make good use of our time.”

“Everyone, arguments count as wasted meeting time and will affect your year-end reviews.”

And: “I don't want to hear it!”

Content warning: A real eunuch, partially castrated (he can't perform). The romance is the main focus!! The romance is the main focus!! A lighthearted, short, happy-ending story.

The setting is very loose, and it has a happy ending. The eunuch system is partly inspired by the Ming dynasty's Directorate of Ceremonial.

Stats

94Chapters

23.1kReads · 30 days

816.8kReads · all time

3.7kShelves

9.3Score

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7.6 Is way too low! Who gave our exquisite dessert such a low score? The handprint is so delicate~ It needs the protection of our beautiful, majestic, and powerful Empress Dowager. I'm still quite curious whether that modern side story is about another person's body or a reincarnation. In the end, the little emperor didn't even get a scene.
130 likes8mo ago
I watched the AI short drama before watching this one, and it's really good. The female lead has her own ideas; she believes in taking control of power and love. Later on, she's a guiding lover for the male lead, and I really like her. I think the author's logic is excellent, the ideas are novel, and the story is well-structured and doesn't jump around.
78 likes4mo ago
I finished it in one day, it was so sweet it made me swoon! 🥰🥰 Only the beginning gave me a little jolt, and then the male lead fell in love so quickly. The author's writing is so good!!! 🥰🥰🥰 It's the sweetest unfinished eunuch novel I've ever read! 💕💕 Waaaaah~ 😢😢😢 Looking forward to the author's future works! 💕💕
47 likes8mo ago
Perhaps because I've seen so many abnormal people, the characters in this book are exceptionally normal. I think the author's character development is very successful. There are conflicts and misunderstandings between the main characters, but it's not as melodramatic as in other books; instead, things are resolved quickly. Do you know how important the phrase "resolved" is?
38 likes4mo ago
It's so good!!! It's too short, I can't get enough! The way the two get along is so wonderful, it feels like I'm dating someone myself (of course, just a metaphor). It's so comfortable and enjoyable to read. The author wrote this kind of love story so well, I feel it's amazing! The female lead and the male lead are so happy together.
37 likes8mo ago
I've already read three of Meirenniang's unfinished novels (this is the fourth). I originally wanted to save them for later, but I just couldn't resist. This one has a lot of descriptions of the male lead's inner thoughts, which I really liked, and the writing is also very good. 😳😳
37 likes10mo ago
It's incredibly good! The author's writing is truly excellent. Fang Zhangyin, despite his fierce appearance, is adorably adorable and needs Yu Xijian's pampering. The female lead is exceptionally capable, intelligent, and decisive. Who wouldn't love the straightforward, albeit insecure, and competitive Fang Zhangyin? Yu Xijian, just spoil him!
35 likes8mo ago
Mmm, insecurity is a man's best dowry 😋😋😋 The way they interact is so natural and sweet, it made me smile like a doting auntie 🥰🥰🥰 Please keep being insecure and manipulative with your straightforward approach, male lead 😋😋😋 It's not a strong female lead story (no offense intended), but you can feel the heroine's wit and reliability in the lighthearted narrative.
30 likes6mo ago
Oh my god, it's so well-written! It's so understated... The male lead is such a puppy-like guy... The female lead also works hard to grow into a powerful empress dowager; her intelligence and political acumen are on point. The author's writing is so good; so many things resonated with me. Whether it's the setting or the development of their relationship, it all flows naturally and doesn't feel abrupt at all. The characters are also well-established and very vivid.
29 likes8mo ago
I'm here, hehe! Does this beautiful lady have some kind of perpetual motion machine of words? Her updates are so fast and consistent, every single one is so captivating. I just finished reading her last new book and I'm already here. High quality and prolific output!
27 likes10mo ago