The Cannon-Fodder Ex-Wife of a Tragic Yandere Heartthrob

[Cool, aloof, tsundere, and a powerhouse heroine who loves to eat] [A yandere, obsessive, wildly popular male lead]

Si Nian was the strongest zombie queen of the apocalypse. After dying, she transmigrated into the body of a dimwitted heiress from a wealthy family.

No sooner had she arrived than her scheming, sweet-talking stepsister arranged for her to marry Zhou Jingxu, the Zhou family's fake heir.

Kicked out of the house, the fake heir was penniless and could only hole up in a shabby rental. But that was fine, because she discovered he was not only beautiful, but smelled delicious too, just like the emergency rations that had once gotten away from her.

The moment Si Nian first saw Zhou Jingxu, his scent left her dazed. She wrapped her arms around him and took several bites, but didn't even break his skin. No sharp teeth? One star!

She found that although her emergency rations smelled delicious, they weren't tasty at all. Luckily, he was a great cook, and his meals won over her stomach.

But she also realized that people everywhere had their eyes on her emergency rations and personal chef. Today it was a lunatic, tomorrow a pervert. They all wanted to take him away and keep him imprisoned for their own pleasure.

Wait, if her emergency rations left, who would cook for her?

And so, this zombie girl ended up living a wonderful life, either rescuing her emergency rations or on her way to rescue her emergency rations~

No one knew Zhou Jingxu had transmigrated. When he learned that the world he was in was a book, and that he was a heartthrob fated to be imprisoned and abused by a pack of lunatics, he could only laugh at the absurdity of it.

So even after being reborn, he still chose to end this disgusting life.

He slit his wrists and quietly waited for death to come. But before death arrived, a wife appeared out of nowhere.

His wife had a screw loose and a huge appetite. She needed five meals a day.

If you see his wife biting him, don't panic. She's reminding him it's time to cook.