Giant Beasts Invade the NBA, but I'm No GOAT

A reporter asked, “Zhang Liang, why do you never admit that you're the GOAT at center?” Zhang Liang pulled out his high school physical examination report and said with a cheerful smile, “I still miss being 189 centimeters tall! Back then, no one forced me to play center! Point guard blood has always flowed in my veins!” Carmelo Anthony: “When we first met at Syracuse, he said the exact same thing!” Stephen Curry: “I always thought baby-faced guys played gently, until I met him!” Shaquille O'Neal: “What are you talking about? He's not a center! He kept dragging me out to the three-point line. What kind of center does that?” Kobe Bryant: “I thought I could win five, six, seven, or eight championships with him, but he...” LeBron James: “We're all GOATs. So what if I have five, six, seven, or eight fewer championships than him? Why does he...” Nikola Jokic: “You say I miss him, and all I can do is laugh... To this day, I still don't dare go into the paint!” Coach Jim: “Even if he's the GOAT, he's still playing center for me! Who's with me, and who's against me?”