NBA: A Sixty-Year-Old Veteran, Knocking James Out Cold With a Dunk from the Start

Good news: I’ve transmigrated into the NBA!

Bad news: I’m already 60 years old!

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Transmigrated to the 2010 NBA, he binds to the “Super GOAT” System. As long as he performs on the court, he can earn System rewards.

Shaquille O’Neal: “My grandma and Chen Ba could team up and win a championship!”

Tim Duncan: “Everyone says the Spurs’ Big Three are getting on in years but still going strong. So how come Chen Ba keeps getting younger the more he plays?”

LeBron James: “The future of the NBA is mine, but right now, it’s his! That old geezer’s a real piece of work!”