NBA Paint Beast: No-Fly Zone, and You Think You Can Dunk?

A stunning display of brutal beauty: The NBA’s paint-dominating powerhouse arrives with Wilt Chamberlain’s template, and Shaq barrels in for a slam dunk. “Get in there!” “You’re dreaming if you think you can fly in my no-fly zone!” A giant iron palm crashes down from above, smashing Shaq and the ball to the floor. Shaq hits the hardwood with a thunderous crash, reduced to a mere backdrop. In an epic display of dominance, he shuts down the Magic’s Dwight Howard. Big Ben and “The Green Goblin,” Rasheed Wallace, form a steel-hearted frontcourt. Their arms rise like pillars of divine punishment and crush him. A legendary showdown, decided with one final blow!