I'm Already SSS-Rank, Is Delivering Food a Crime?

Name: I'm Already SSS-Rank, Is Delivering Food a Crime?
Author: Dawn at the Starting Point

都SSS级了，我送外卖犯法吗？

by Dawn at the Starting Point (起点晨曦)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 41k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 9mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Apocalypse + Livestreaming + Food Delivery + Lighthearted and Heart-Pounding] [Orders can be late, but defending our homeland cannot wait.] [After I smashed a D-rank beast with one punch, the National Special Bureau assigned me an armored delivery vehicle.] The System said I was the toughest food delivery guy around. I told it, “You’re wrong!” “I’m the best delivery guy among the fighters.” When I livestreamed myself punching a Sickleclaw Beast, I thought I’d get five hundred in tips at most. Then the director of the National Special Bureau came to me and said: “Take a job paying fifty thousand a month, or keep delivering food. But you’ll get clearance to enter restricted zones across the country, and delivery fees start at five thousand.” I glanced at the bulletproof armored delivery vehicle he’d assigned me. “Can you add air conditioning, too?” After that, my delivery orders got increasingly outrageous: [Order: Twenty lunch boxes, deliver to an outpost on the East Sea front. Note: There are too many sea beasts. Just make sure they get there alive.] [Order: Three servings of braised chicken with rice, deliver to an Awakened squad surrounded by strange beasts. Note: Make it spicy. We’ll eat our fill even if we die.] [Order: Hunt a B-rank Broodmother. Note: Includes permanent Awakened status, but the odds of survival are one in ten.] I changed my livestream title every day: “Today I’m teaching the beasts what on-time delivery means.” “Awakened people all love my takeout.” “If this order is late, I’ll eat crap upside down.” While other Awakened fought for their lives on the battlefield, I was out delivering orders. While they argued in meeting rooms, I was out delivering orders. While the whole internet asked, “Who on earth is that delivery hero?” I was at the children’s hospital, delivering a birthday cake to a little girl with leukemia. “Superman, Mom said you’d come. You really came!”

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