Bungo Stray Dogs: My Lover Keeps Trying to Die. What Should I Do?

Name: Bungo Stray Dogs: My Lover Keeps Trying to Die. What Should I Do?
Author: The Bird That Plucks Flowers

文野：恋人总想死，我该怎么办

by The Bird That Plucks Flowers (花嘟拔德鸟)

Status: Completed
Length: 279k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 7mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

An author who can't write a blurb has churned out a pile of garbage.

Note: This story doesn't take the sweet-romance route at first, and some parts may be uncomfortable. Please read with caution.

A vicious mermaid is reborn in the anime world of Bungo Stray Dogs as a cat. She finds a little companion who falls in love with her at first sight, and from then on never looks back as she throws herself into love.

Dazai Osamu, who is bent on dying, suddenly realizes he may have been taken in by a cat. Then he discovers that this cat might not be an ordinary one.

This is a romance novel inspired by the line, “I bare my heart; you may respond as you please.” If anything about it bothers you, please spare the author your keyboard wrath.

First, the heroine isn't human, and that has been true from the outset. You can tell from the opening that she looks down on humans. But both personal growth and understanding emotions take time, so please be patient and give her the chance to grow.

Second, the core meaning of “I bare my heart; you may respond as you please” is this: I will share my feelings or thoughts with you without reservation, and you are free to respond as you wish, without pressure or concern.

But the hero himself isn't someone who can accept another's feelings without reservation. So if this isn't your preference, or you find it hard to read, proceed with caution.

Below, in the little skit, the heroine identifies herself as a monster, a sea monster. She is not human, not human, not human, so don't judge her by human moral standards! Thank you.

A short little skit

Dazai Osamu: “Meow-chan, are you a monster?”

Shuimisi: “What's a monster? If you ask me, I'm a sea monster!”

Everything in the story that touches on the original plot is entirely the author's own invention. The fanfic takes plenty of liberties, and the characters may be out of character. Please be warned.

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392Reads · 30 days

20.8kReads · all time

116Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.1Score

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This was my first time reading this type of novel, and it was quite novel. It's a very delicate pure love story; there wasn't love at first sight for the female lead, nor was it a gradual development of feelings. The female lead's love was intense and passionate, while the male lead initially avoided her and later fabricated lies for her. But this wasn't what the female lead wanted.
9 likes5mo ago
I stayed up until 2:30 AM and finished reading it in one go! I love your writing so much, it has such a subtle, sweet yet bittersweet feeling. My mind was so active before bed, and I even let my imagination run wild, trying to understand it in my own way. Now that I'm awake, I'll write it down in the book's forum later, hehe`(*∩_∩*)′ You're a genius! 😳😳
6 likes7mo ago
It's so good, so good, so incredibly good! How can I put it? It gives me that feeling of watching cartoons when I was a kid! 😂😂😂
6 likes11mo ago
I absolutely love this book and the author's writing style. It's probably the best Touhou Project fanfiction I've ever read. I just can't get enough of it! I've already listened to the author and gone to find the side stories, but there are only four pages! 🥺
4 likes6mo ago
This was recommended to me by Tomato. At first, I didn't have high hopes because of the low rating, but it gradually resonated with my tastes. It's the first full-length novel I've encountered after reading short stories for months that I felt compelled to continue reading; it evoked emotions I hadn't felt in a long time.
4 likes7mo ago
So beautiful! Super beautiful! It reminds me of my childhood. It's so pretty! Keep it up, baby!!! 😘 [Please update more frequently!]
3 likes10mo ago
This is such a wonderful book! The ending made me cry, but thankfully it's a happy ending. Best wishes to the author! ❤️❤️
1 like6mo ago
Catfish is so cute! But has the author still managed to add a twist to the sweetness? Ugh, it's so angsty, yet so satisfying and sweet all at once! 😢
1 like10mo ago
The characters are not out of character (OOC), and while the story is heartwarming, it also has a touch of bittersweetness; overall, it's a good read.
3mo ago
It's really good, and I like it because it's crazy.
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